Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Dieter Laser]

Denise is probably gaming the welfare system by claiming Louie as a dependent even though he's an adult now.

This ^^

There are also limits to how much a “low income” family can make. IIRC it’s based of the # of working age individuals. With lardass not working they can push the income line a bit AND get extra gibs for food and whatnot.

 

[Vampirella]

So... on Mother's Day he expected his mom to do his laundry and then he got mad at her because the supposed "septic" problem made it so his clothes got mildewed before the water issue was fixed and it's her fault because she didn't soak his clothes before washing them... on Mother's Day.

This fucking nigger...

Listen we know that liquid is the greatest enemy of Lou's wardrobe. He can't be asked to soak his stuff by himself, his shirts will disintegrate before his eyes.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'd bet my Chemex that this giant manbaby is using that Keurig for hot chocolate.

Or ramen...

 

[JaneThough]

Denise is probably gaming the welfare system by claiming Louie as a dependent even though he's an adult now.

Agreed but I am gonna add another layer: I think Lou is legitimately mentally stunted and Denise likely gets more for being a caretake of him, stepdad and shield.

Also, gotta comment on the "My brother and nephew could get cancer".....um, and? Anyone can get cancer at any time. Its inevitable people around you will get cancer. It's like saying "My brother and nephew could get hit by a car". Yes, that's called living you twat.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think Lou is legitimately mentally stunted and Denise likely gets more for being a caretake of him, stepdad and shield.

Not to be a single-issue sperg, but there is no way that Lou is legally a sped without it showing up on his list of automated ICD-10 diagnoses, which he kindly showed us without cropping.

You can't just be a dumbass and expect the government to care; there are lots of free-range idiots. You have to have a whole verified and maintained paper trail if being developmentally delayed is going to be your lifelong career.

Lou is too stupid to be retarded.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Not to be a single-issue sperg, but there is no way that Lou is legally a sped without it showing up on his list of automated ICD-10 diagnoses, which he kindly showed us without cropping.

You can't just be a dumbass and expect the government to care; there are lots of free-range idiots. You have to have a whole verified and maintained paper trail if being developmentally delayed is going to be your lifelong career.

Lou is too stupid to be retarded.

I would go even further and state that there are many people who have documented intellectual disabilities who still manage to possess more common sense and emotional maturity than Lou.

 

[Iron Hamster]

"My brother and nephew could get cancer"

Sadly.........they've had it all this time. Lou-kemia.

 

[The Dude]

Agreed but I am gonna add another layer: I think Lou is legitimately mentally stunted and Denise likely gets more for being a caretake of him, stepdad and shield.

Also, gotta comment on the "My brother and nephew could get cancer".....um, and? Anyone can get cancer at any time. Its inevitable people around you will get cancer. It's like saying "My brother and nephew could get hit by a car". Yes, that's called living you twat.

I remember there being a story in the paper about Louie, I believe when he was in college, and Denise was interviewed in it talking about "How well Louie was doing". The underlying feeling was that Louie used to struggle in school and it was a pleasant surprise to see him doing well in higher learning, at least that's the feeling I got. It always seemed like Denise was saying that Louie had some kind of SpEd issues which caused him to struggle in the past, but that he was able to work through those issues and do well in college, but without actually saying it. Again, that's the feeling I got from it. And we have long suspected that Louie gets some kind of TardBux or welfare or survivors benefits since he always seems to have duckets at the beginning of the month for frivolous bullshit.

 

[Morshu's Paradise]

I'm skeptical that either Lou or Denise are getting welfare purely for Lou being retarded. I'm not a professional but the only cow I can think of that got disability purely for mental stuff is Chris. Daniel Larson (the guy who is facing up to life in federal prison for threatening to blow up courthouses because people told him his imaginary girlfriend was in danger) and Jupiter the Hybrid lived in group homes at times, so they probably got it too but I'm not 100% sure. Possibly Sammie, but again, I'm not sure. Cyrax doesn't get it unless he's managed to stay disciplined enough to never mention it (unlikely).
With Lou almost everything we know about him comes from text, and if you compare him to any of those cows I just mentioned he's way more eloquent. He doesn't Capitalize Every Word or generate malapropisms like crazy. All his lolworthy moments come from him trying to escape consequences so he can maintain grift potential, like giving Ace the Old Yeller treatment, or just being incredibly pathetic and lazy, like expecting his mom to do his laundry on Mother's Day. All of it revolves around him being a lazy scumbag, not a retard.

 

[In the Sick of It]

It's hard to say what kind of welfare Lou and family get and how he's included in it, but one this is certain, he's definitely counted in the household for food stamps. That's the easiest type of welfare to obtain, you often have to include all household members (I assume this depends on the state), and if none of them work, you get a hefty monthly sum to use.

Also, gotta comment on the "My brother and nephew could get cancer".....um, and? Anyone can get cancer at any time. Its inevitable people around you will get cancer. It's like saying "My brother and nephew could get hit by a car". Yes, that's called living you twat.

On top of that, he absolutely despises them both and being like, "I'm super sad please send money because they might get sick long after I'm dead from unmanaged diabetes" is rich when you know he probably wishes cancer and worse upon them all the time.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

Anyone who admits to using coffee pods should be forced to work in the bauxite mines.

They make reusable pods, wherein you tuck tiny filters and then brew the coffee through there. So you can just pick up a regular pack of beans, grind them yourself, and use them in the machine. When I was first getting into coffee, this was an efficient way to avoid having to have a drip pot set for a while. Well, he'd probably just pick up pre-ground coffee, but you know.

Mind you, I do not think that Lou will do this - you have to clean them between uses, which is much more work than just ejecting the expensive-ass polluting-ass pods into the trash.
Even if he were to do that, the cost of creamer - which I assure you he would use, because it comes in retardedly sugary flavors - is out of this fucking world.
Once I stopped making shit coffee, I stopped using the stuff. I looked the other day out of curiosity and good fucking god that shit's gone crazy in the last five years.

You also have to descale and replace the water filters on Keurigs fairly regularly. There are cheap alternative brands that make this affordable, but I have a feeling Lou will only settle for the name-brand-best, which are not infrequently $10 more. That's assuming he doesn't immediately drop the coffee habit and try to sell the machine, which honestly seems the most likely to me.

This is a new one, the fact he got this machine rather than more or bigger tiger titty art, or electronics of some flavor, is out of character.

I think a lot of people get into coffee because of social dynamics, and so with Lou's social life it follows.
Chances are that he consumed some form or another of consoomer media, thought it looked cool, but didn't actually want to learn how to make it.

I'd bet my Chemex that this giant manbaby is using that Keurig for hot chocolate.

The proper use for those machines. Great for hot water on demand for tea, too.

I love the convenience when I first wake up in the morning and all I want is a single fucking cup of coffee.

There are cold-brew pitchers which don't involve that retarded cheesecloth-straining headache to make the 'perfect' cup. Unless you're looking specifically for a hot cup of coffee, they're super convenient and it's easy to dress the chilly coffee over some ice with a splash of milk or cream and maybe light syrup.

The taste of espresso is pretty life-changing, though. Takes a little longer if you want to add milk or syrup, but the extra ten minutes added onto the morning routine is so worth it.

 

[Asian tech support]

You also have to descale and replace the water filters on Keurigs fairly regularly.

Seeing how gross the internals get was what made me swear them off. We have one at work but I'd rather spend an extra 15 mins in the morning making it at home with a french press.

 

[JaneThough]

Seeing how gross the internals get was what made me swear them off. We have one at work but I'd rather spend an extra 15 mins in the morning making it at home with a french press.

Same! I took mine apart once and found mold. Never again.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

Seeing how gross the internals get was what made me swear them off.

That's also true with Espresso machines - really anything that pulls water from a reservoir. For Keurigs specifically, they sell both 'rinse' cups (Keurig has their own expensive-ass brand, but there's cheaper generics) that you use maybe once a week to keep things tidy up around where water is poured into the kcup, and you're supposed to descale the reservoir once a month - maybe once every two months if you like to push it. Ideally you sync this with replacing the filter.

I guarantee you they weren't being taken care of. I also guarantee you Lou won't take care of his, but maybe he'll sell it before there's too bad of a buildup.

I should also say - Kcups aren't fresh-ground coffee. If it isn't fresh-ground, it tastes pretty awful. Even if you use the resuable ones and grind your own beans, Keurigs push the water through too quickly for a good taste, IMO. A press is going to have a much better flavor anyways. I also don't think Lou would take the five minutes it takes to disassemble and clean a press's plunger.

 

[Dieter Laser]

I should also say - Kcups aren't fresh-ground coffee. If it isn't fresh-ground, it tastes pretty awful. Even if you use the resuable ones and grind your own beans, Keurigs push the water through too quickly for a good taste, IMO. A press is going to have a much better flavor anyways. I also don't think Lou would take the five minutes it takes to disassemble and clean a press's plunger.

This is one of those things that is confusing to me about fatfuckniggerboy. The Keurig is a one time purchase, pod grifting doesn’t seem like it will go far.

But an espresso press? Then he need a milk frother, some super special tiny trans printed cups, trans friendly beans, etc.

There are so many things to lie and grift for in the world of coffee but he didn’t go for the big prize.

Between that and him trying to make Discus Lou and Mastadon Lou the same idk what the fuck is up with our pet tard here.

ETA - ice coffee is where it is at, esp for someone like Lou. Way smoother, less bitter, less need for all that “terrible for diabetics” creamer that you know he is using. But god forbid we do the right thing for once.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This is one of those things that is confusing to me about fatfuckniggerboy. The Keurig is a one time purchase, pod grifting doesn’t seem like it will go far.

Is there a possibility it was for his mom?

There's no way Lou would get his mom a Mother's Day present, though (and save the picture for a few days).

Is he able to resist the CONSOOM enough to put something in his cart, take a picture, and then put it back? And that just brings up more questions, because like you said, he hasn't been begging for coffee pods. Maybe he's trying to copy someone else in his circles.

I like to think I have my finger on the pulse of boring 40-something women. If Lou wants to drink his age, he needs one of those big water bottles with funny sayings on the lines encouraging you to drink more water.

 

[Vampirella]

I like to think I have my finger on the pulse of boring 40-something women. If Lou wants to drink his age, he needs one of those big water bottles with funny sayings on the lines encouraging you to drink more water.

Lou would beg for something like this and then fill it with diet soda and say he was going a good job.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Maybe he's trying to copy someone else in his circles.

I think this is a pretty good bet. I suspect that some of his gamergays are coffee drinkers. He also seems to be leaning into the "adulting" facade lately. He is using his advanced age (lol) to try and come across as the wise elder. Or perhaps he thinks that the "coffee klatch" is a very womanly activity.
At this point it doesn't appear to be employed as a money grab, so it must have to do with portraying some type of image.
He may have already killed off the headmate that is caffeinated and we will never hear about Keurig again...

 

[kazuhiro]

Looking for an artist to commission.


Wardrobe update.

He's been busy on FFXIV on tiggi.es. This is just one cap.

Politics.

Spoiler: Disqus feed sample

 

[Asian tech support]

He also seems to be leaning into the "adulting" facade lately. He is using his advanced age (lol) to try and come across as the wise elder. Or perhaps he thinks that the "coffee klatch" is a very womanly activity.

While there is some truth to it, flat out dismissing coffee as an icky adult drink screams arrested development. It's not incorrect, just that kids tend to outgrow the mindset of xx food/drink being exclusively for kids or adults by the time they reach high school. Likewise, acting grown up and mature because he's now an Adult Coffee Drinker is equally retarded. It's all gayfabe unless his diet changes and I think he'd rather die than stop slurping sweetener infused sketti sauce.