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Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman - unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.
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GOMI has become a shambling zombie site - the Wiki no longer loads and the site isn't giving proper results if you search phrases so I can't track back to the source where Cecily actually wrote out the story. I'll try later when I have more time to find the original source. The story was so notorious there for a while that a GOMI poster used the incident as her user name and it completely skews Google results.
But the story is pretty simple. For some reason Cecily thinks having an enormous vaginal canal is something to boast about and without any sense of propriety she told the following story:
She once had a tiny Korean gynecologist. In the course of the exam, presumably to obtain a cervical scrape, the poor woman had to insert her arm either to the elbow or the shoulder into Cecily's vaginal. Cecily found this hilarious and worth sharing. The rest of us cringed and realized why it is Charlie demands so many blowjobs because he evidently married the human embodiment of "hotdog down a hallway."
Cecily has no shame yet I still recall the time she went to Costco to get prescriptions filled and was sharing her bourgeois revulsion when a man lifted his shirt to show the pharmacist a rash to get advice on what to use to treat it. She clutched her pearls over that pretty tightly yet we all know about her vaginal canal, her shredded, blood-stained sheets, her husband's preference for oral sex though he never returns the favor, and what happened the first time she and Charlie fucked (evidently he pushed her hard against a door and kissed her and we all assume she was much smaller then...).
I hate that so much of my knowledge of Cecily is from memory over the years - let this be a lesson for us: archive everything!
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Well, that's enough living for today. Bye.
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...and when she emerged she may well have been clutching a tiny, sticky foal.
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The gynecologist needs a raise. And a paid vacation and maybe a trip to the Shrink because that experience must have scarred her.
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Why does Cecily need to be soothed today? Is it because....
1. She found this thread and is thinking about how she killed her kids and is ruining her daughter's prospects for a happy life?
2. She has been excluded from the Type A conference and is reminded that she has zero significance in the world that she thought would bring her fame and fortune?
3. She can smell the maggots in her cat's fur and finds it annoying?
4. Her husband went to take his daily upskirts four hours ago and still hasn't come home with her scampi?
5. Her face finally got stuck in the butthole mouth pose she makes for 80% of her pics?
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Why does Cecily need to be soothed today? Is it because....
1. She found this thread and is thinking about how she killed her kids and is ruining her daughter's prospects for a happy life?
2. She has been excluded from the Type A conference and is reminded that she has zero significance in the world that she thought would bring her fame and fortune?
3. She can smell the maggots in her cat's fur and finds it annoying?
4. Her husband went to take his daily upskirts four hours ago and still hasn't come home with her scampi?
5. Her face finally got stuck in the butthole mouth pose she makes for 80% of her pics?
6. The toilet seat collapsed when she went to take a dump?
7. Tori wants proper food, i.e. not pop tarts?
The possibilities are endless.
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I think the only thing that will never be probable is her having the introspection required to realize she's the dregs of society and a fucking failure.
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You know... I think Cecily is worse then OPL or spudking.
At least they never ruined the life of some one else who depended on them.
At least they never ruined the life of some one else who depended on them.
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You know, I actually think she's right: eating loads of salt and fat and sugar is great, that doctor was shaming her, and it will lead to an increased quality and quantity of life...
For Tori, when her "mum"'s heart finally explodes. Hopefully the fatty shrapnel and plaque from it will catch the dad too.
Although, I wonder what the dynamic would be with just her and her father.
For Tori, when her "mum"'s heart finally explodes. Hopefully the fatty shrapnel and plaque from it will catch the dad too.
Although, I wonder what the dynamic would be with just her and her father.
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Not much better than it is now. Daddy's a shiftless loser too.
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He'd probably molest her.
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If he hasn't already.
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I swear she looks like that GOMI chick. All these women are starting to look the same to me. Also she looks way older than she actually is especially in that second selfie. I guess being a huge bitch will make you age faster.check out this orbiter/asspater of Cecily who's a waddling meme herself. I think posting words in boxes is a good indicator of someone being batshit, but she goes the extra mile by quoting herself. Her eyebrows rival Phil's in how awful they are. I wondered in one picture why her son was wearing a bra? And it turns out it's another daughter getting shuffled into the cult of trans by parents in search of progressive points.
lol these fucking eyebrows man
She's white and likes to sperg about black lives matters and how she fears her brown child will be shot one day.
Of course you celebrate your morbid obesity.
Her poor kid
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The fact that she thinks that she knows better than a medical professional with years of schooling, training, and on the job experience pisses me off. There are too many ignorant, uneducated, unintelligent fucktards like Cicely in the world who think they know better than highly educated, trained, and qualified professionals who have dedicated years of their life to mastering their field of expertise and honing their craft.
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The only thing worse than a cow fucking up their kids is a cow who went out of their way to have said kid. At least Tori seems to be reasonably intelligent and able to realize her situation isn't normal.
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I sincerely doubt that. She's been reprogrammed twice a week since before she could walk, and she's now enrolled in a school that actively sets out to completely destroy any possible type of education and mental and emotional growth that a child needs. Realising that your life is fucked up needs a significant amount of objectivity and self awareness. I'd be amazed if she even knew what day of the week it is.
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Well her existence is certainly an argument against Trump's anti-abortion stance!
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As much as I would love this useless cunt to keel over the Slatons are much fatter and still alive unfortunately.