Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

You know what saves the same amount of time, but is free? Not wearing makeup. Tell the Nobel committee of my genius.
True fact. And we never have to worry about "permanent makeup" looking dated 5 weeks later because black eyeliner is so current year minus one month and influencers are now doing smudged dark green kohl instead.

Most people are terrible at makeup. Regular grownup workaday makeup especially.
 
True fact. And we never have to worry about "permanent makeup" looking dated 5 weeks later because black eyeliner is so current year minus one month and influencers are now doing smudged dark green kohl instead.

Most people are terrible at makeup. Regular grownup workaday makeup especially.
You’re an idiot if you let someone tattoo the entire current style of makeup onto you. What most do is just “lash enhancement”, which is basically just the same effect as tightlining. It compliments just about any style you may be doing, and otherwise is just a decent everyday look. You also specifically choose a tone to match your look, like how blondes probably shouldn’t go straight for kohl black, but rather a brown that will still define your eyes without specifically looking like you’re particularly made up.

Whatever. I’m not in the least bit worried it’ll look dated in the next couple decades, and if it turns out otherwise you’re allowed to mock me.
Same for all the “ree, me autist, makeup bad!!” men. I’m specifically not wearing makeup.
 
You’re an idiot if you let someone tattoo the entire current style of makeup onto you. What most do is just “lash enhancement”, which is basically just the same effect as tightlining. It compliments just about any style you may be doing, and otherwise is just a decent everyday look. You also specifically choose a tone to match your look, like how blondes probably shouldn’t go straight for kohl black, but rather a brown that will still define your eyes without specifically looking like you’re particularly made up.

Whatever. I’m not in the least bit worried it’ll look dated in the next couple decades, and if it turns out otherwise you’re allowed to mock me.
Same for all the “ree, me autist, makeup bad!!” men. I’m specifically not wearing makeup.
If it's done right, you don't even notice it, but it's funny when someone looks permanently surprised and/or gets a Cyndi Lauper look.
 
Whatever. I’m not in the least bit worried it’ll look dated in the next couple decades, and if it turns out otherwise you’re allowed to mock me.
Same for all the “ree, me autist, makeup bad!!” men. I’m specifically not wearing makeup.
I still lol when I think back and remember the tattoo'd lip liners(or whatever it's called in english) some women got. The color accentuation of the early 90's will never go out of style.
 
True fact. And we never have to worry about "permanent makeup" looking dated 5 weeks later because black eyeliner is so current year minus one month and influencers are now doing smudged dark green kohl instead.
A 40+ years old cashier at a store I frequent has permanently tattooed millennial eyebrows, in black. She is fair, I'm guessing her natural coloring is "light spring". It is quite a sight.
 
This is probs the best spot since it technically counts as cosmetic so here we go:
Veneer Techs on TikTok
A subset of people without dental licenses that are applying veneers to unsuspecting rubes. Sometimes they’ll have a faux certificate printed up, other times they’ll have taken a 2-day course taught by a fellow scam artist and have that proudly displayed in their living room, where they service their clientele.
They gladly slap veneers over rotting teeth, cavities, and any other unsightly spots, creating the perfect environment for infection and STINK.
Another issue is that they’re all using temporary veneers sold on Temu, as they can’t properly source the porcelain veneers that actual dental professionals use.
Dental employee warning about it
This one got arrested

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I'm pretty sure Paris Jackson has already done some shit to her face. Concerning as she still very young (26yo).
This is her in March.
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And this was her in 2018
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Granted there's 6 years between these so maybe it's just aging but she's starting to look slightly uncanny to me around the mouth.
 
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Concerning as she still very young (26yo).
im saying this as a lady who is well into the middle years but it staggers me how young women fuck with their faces.
Do not do it. Paris Jackson is a striking looking young lady with good bone structure and nice eyes. All she has to do it take care of herself, keep the sun exposure minimal, don’t booze or smoke or too much sugar. Just leave it be. She would age well.
The stuff like fillers and all that, it’s going into your YOUNG face. Your face will naturally change as you age, and those fillers will be perky while the rest of you sags around it. Just look at Sharon osbourne - one reason she looks so weird is just so much shit injected into her face or it being pulled around and then age and weight loss just melt it but all the surgical work is inflexible.
The very best jobs are not even visible and work with ageing. I’ve never had anything done and I don’t think I ever would, but if I did it would be done to work with the ageing process. Maybe a peel, maybe the tiniest little eyelid work, the smallest little things, but nothing that messes with the structure itself.
 
then getting lip filler can make an improvement.
But that only works temporary, and the longer it's done the more misshapen everything gets. You are stretching skin that should be inside the mouth to the outside and you are constantly pressing the mouth muscles into an unnatural position.
Maybe a peel, maybe the tiniest little eyelid work, the smallest little things
You should never, especially when you are still young, scars don't get prettier with age, and I have never seen a nose job that hasn't malformed over time. That's why they have to keep doing nose jobs; the nose keeps growing with age, but parts are missing and scarred, and the internal bioelectric pattern memory is completely messed up, so it grows in unsymmetrical ways.
I wonder if you could change someone's face by altering the internal bioelectric pattern memory?
 
don’t booze or smoke or too much sugar. Just leave it be. She would age well.
Unfortunately she seems to be a prolific smoker. She was also an intravenous drug addict by 15; though sober now I think.

Lets hope she doesn't take after her father too much in regards to surgical procedures. He died too young and suddenly to give her a good warning not to go down the same path.
Not to mention the other Jackson's with extensive face surgeries in the family.

LaToya Jackson is probably the worst next to Michael. She kinda looks Asian now.
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She started looking funny around the late 80s but she pretty much looked like the right side since the 90s.
 
There is a kind of procedure called a 'vampire facial' where your own plasma is injected into your face:
What Are Vampire Facials And Other Vampire Therapies? A Doctor Explains
Vampire Facial®: This is a microneedling procedure with PRP for individuals with tired, sagging skin, scarring, and wrinkling. This procedure will increase collagen formation, promote new blood vessel formation, and reduce scars. This is the procedure popularized by Kim Kardashian. This procedure is ideal for individuals who want to obtain a fresh youthful glow upon their faces. However, it is important to note that this procedure should be completed 2-3 weeks before that individual has an important social event, to optimize results.

Vampire Face Lift®: For this procedure, individuals receive focused injections of PRP with a hyaluronic acid filler (or other cosmetic filler) to restore facial volume loss and stimulate collagen. This is an excellent alternative to simply injecting filler, because the PRP will start regenerating the tissue, naturally building more volume and fullness. Due to the use of filler with this procedure, individuals can often see faster results. However, collagen building will take several weeks to months. This is ideal for the individual who enjoys fillers and would like to start regenerating his or her skin.
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There's at least one spa that's given people AIDS during this procedure.
CDC releases report on first HIV cases 'likely' spread from vampire facials at ABQ spa
The case went public after a vampire facial customer tested positive for HIV in August 2018, and an inspection by the New Mexico Department of Health (DOH) found unwrapped needles and unlabeled blood tubes. That prompted an investigation by then-Attorney General Hector Balderas’ office.

After the additional cases were uncovered, DOH cast a wide net to test 198 people, made up of former clients and their sexual partners, between 2018 and 2023. No additional HIV cases were discovered through the testing.

The agency found that “incomplete spa client records posed a substantial challenge” to the investigation and emphasized that “maintenance of client records could facilitate investigations of suspected transmission at such facilities.”
The CDC’s investigation, according to the report, discovered “an HIV cluster” tied to treatments from a salon owner who “operated without appropriate licenses at multiple locations and did not have an appointment scheduling system that stored client contact information.”

The four women were between the ages of 40 and 60 and were diagnosed with HIV between 2018, when the spa was shut down, and 2023. Those four women and one of their sexual partners were confirmed to “have highly similar HIV strains” related to the spa.

One woman had Stage 1 HIV, the earliest stage, and the other three had full-blown AIDS when they were diagnosed, according to the report. Two of the latter patients learned they were infected after being hospitalized in 2021 and 2023 with “an AIDS-defining illness.”

The CDC report found that the clients were “likely” infected by vampire facials but noted, “however, the source of contamination remains unknown.”
 
Unfortunately she seems to be a prolific smoker. She was also an intravenous drug addict by 15; though sober now I think.

Lets hope she doesn't take after her father too much in regards to surgical procedures. He died too young and suddenly to give her a good warning not to go down the same path.
Not to mention the other Jackson's with extensive face surgeries in the family.

LaToya Jackson is probably the worst next to Michael. She kinda looks Asian now.
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She started looking funny around the late 80s but she pretty much looked like the right side since the 90s.
How TF did she end up with the exact same nose as Michael, did they share a surgeon, is this just what happens to black people who get insane nose jobs? Both?

It's actually kind of creeping my out how similar she looks to late MJ considering how much work they both got done.
 
Unfortunately she seems to be a prolific smoker. She was also an intravenous drug addict by 15; though sober now I think.

Lets hope she doesn't take after her father too much in regards to surgical procedures. He died too young and suddenly to give her a good warning not to go down the same path.
Not to mention the other Jackson's with extensive face surgeries in the family.

LaToya Jackson is probably the worst next to Michael. She kinda looks Asian now.
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She started looking funny around the late 80s but she pretty much looked like the right side since the 90s.
she looks like an undead. JESUS!
 
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Noah Cyrus has the pillow face going on. She was a cute kid. Those cheeks are giving me Billy the Puppet vibes.
Thought I'd check out some recent pics of her (the example you gave is a few years old I believe) and well...
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Fuck. Someone born in the 2000s shouldn't look like this. More money than sense.
 
Thought I'd check out some recent pics of her (the example you gave is a few years old I believe) and well...
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Fuck. Someone born in the 2000s shouldn't look like this. More money than sense.
Where did her eyebrows go? I do feel for the girl. It can't be easy growing up in the shadow of someone as big as Miley Cyrus. There's a lot of pressure to match that success while knowing anything you do will be eclipsed by her big sister's next single or tour. I don't envy Noah in the slightest.
 
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