Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

Am I a nigger for sometimes just putting some water on it hoping that the microplastics from the packaging on the skin will go away?
I'm already washing all the vegetables so might as well take the meat while at it.
 
Am I a nigger for sometimes just putting some water on it hoping that the microplastics from the packaging on the skin will go away?
I'm already washing all the vegetables so might as well take the meat while at it.
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yes you are
maybe not in skin color, but in spirit
 
There's a video of a bresse chicken stuffed with truffles and served with a morel sauce that always get's "there aint nough seasonin" comments. When presented with high quality chicken and natural ingredients, niggers will demand that it be smothered in processed industrial grade dust.
Any time theres a video of chicken being cooked I do a heads or tails if the first comment will be "aint no seasnin" or "you aint wash the chicken"
 
Today I was talking with someone who is “on my frequency” (aka redpilled) and I casually invented a new word for them.

Chickenbleachers.

Y’all are welcome to use this new term for the joggers.
Too many syllables, too obvious, hasn't been used as a euphemism for black criminals yet. I appreciate the sentiment, but nothing will beat lunchtime rowdies and joggers.
 
Am I a nigger for sometimes just putting some water on it hoping that the microplastics from the packaging on the skin will go away?
I'm already washing all the vegetables so might as well take the meat while at it.
No, what you described is known as the nigger paradox. The non nigger move is to just wash it off with water or not wash it at all. The nigger move is to get rid of the microplastics by washing it off with dish soap

So you can have the microplastics or the soapy meat
 
Too many syllables, too obvious, hasn't been used as a euphemism for black criminals yet. I appreciate the sentiment, but nothing will beat lunchtime rowdies and joggers.
joggers is the best one because it was created organically from the way they were referred to whenever they committed a random just-passing-by crime
also the phonetic sound is spicy

also [sperging ahead[ it's the best retort for the common argument people like to bring up of "why do you get offended when we say 'fuck nazis' huh? huh? are you a naaaaazi?" good question
why do YOU get offended when we say 'fuck joggers'? maybe i just hate annoying runners? huh? huh? of course not, we both know that despite the old definition of the word, the new definition had been cemented as referring to an innocent group in a seemingly innocuous manner, in order to then subtly insult them in such a way wherein attempting to fight back and defend themselves will make them look bad
you know what it means, we know what it means, you know that we know what it means, and we know that you know that we know what it means... but we all bite out tongues and pretend we don't
 
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You have to hold people responsible for being too lazy to cook, instead of throwing out buzzwords like "late stage capitalism" to excuse them.
The "issue" with that is that it might get a little too self-reflective on his part since those are made by and for quirky millennials with more money than sense
Today I was talking with someone who is “on my frequency” (aka redpilled) and I casually invented a new word for them.

Chickenbleachers.

Y’all are welcome to use this new term for the joggers.
I think that Meatcleaners is better, rolls off the tongue much nicer.
 
It is. It's literally just a protein shake with oatmeal in it. It should fail, I'm just not a fan of saying that "late stage capitalism" is the root cause of idiotic business ideas.

The good thing about capitalism is it can fail. If he got the retarded would be wanted the state could force that dumb shit on everyone forever.

Am I a nigger for sometimes just putting some water on it hoping that the microplastics from the packaging on the skin will go away?
I'm already washing all the vegetables so might as well take the meat while at it.
No, washer child, it won’t go away. Enjoy salmonella.
 
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