Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

I know this had been said ad nauseam.....but he has put absolutely NO effort into this "store". He has ALL the free time in the world, and supposedly cares about Jebus, and this is the garbage he comes up with. It really does just underline how insanely lazy he is.

Everything about him is surface level so why put any effort into his store when he puts zero effort into himself?

Nobody needs a meat slicer unless you literally eat a lot of sandwiches or you have a side hustle for it.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Nobody needs a meat slicer unless you literally eat a lot of sandwiches or you have a side hustle for it.

That's fortunate because Jack's side hustle is eating a lot of sandwiches.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

If Jack’s dead arm got caught in this how long would it take him to notice?

 

[Guntanator]

If Jack’s dead arm got caught in this how long would it take him to notice?

The remaining runtime of whatever episode of blues clues he's watching at the time.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack's back with his top tips! I never thought before to defrost my meat before cutting it; my gran always told me to when it's frozen solid.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What is this print quality? I have some shirts from a decade ago which I now use as table cloths with the stuff still printed on, clean and clear.

He's got some new AI rubbish up too.
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Imagine your "faith" vanishing after two cycles in the washing machine. Good riddance, that's what people should get for buying anything from this fat talentless fat fatty.

It's always funny when right-wing retards like Jack say "FAITH OVER FEAR" but those same people are terrified of wearing a mask, black people, gay people, muslims, atheists, latinos, middle eastern people, doing what Jesus actually said to do, a vaccine and women.

And in Jack's case, eating anything that is healthy and exercise

 

[Bassomatic]

While I mostly agree occums razor says they are draining Tammy's parents, it more so should apply they are trash people. It's all of the above. Not paying bills, scamming, tax cheats and begging for money.

Personally, I bet they have a few weasel mode things going all at once. They did and we know for a fact make a lot on the old house. After Tammy losing her old job (at the old house) I suspect bills piled up as her UE was capped off lower than her pay. Going off her earlier salary. They were hitting bank of parents up and made the flip.

Jacks hospital stay they just flat out probably aren't paying for. New house is paid for cash on hand for additions pay down your current cards so you still have credit default the big bill.

I'm paraphrasing but this is how all people playing the credit scam work. I feel I must say no love for CC corps but, theft is theft. They could pay but refuse to cut into the pul pork funds. Credit rules change often so please don't take this as a how to guide or assumption of exactly what the scamfatty clan is doing.

It's very simple to see to the most casual watcher the math doesn't add up period. So we're left to theorize.

Also I can see them being so short sighted Tammy's folks got a cheap insurance policy for Jack despite him being walking death and red flags. Probably borrowing against it. Leave the bills to Qali and wide load Bri. Boomer/10. Or more funny they don't have it to save a few bucks. See Jack's God doesn't want dat! (Ironically life and health insurance came from churches in England in the middle ages to help keep parishes healthier).

The credit companies have cut back on the drunken accounts opened years ago. I remember getting offers in highschool for 15k+, like same day I got the free razor from Gillette and my draft info lol. So maybe line other cows they do make min payments. We aren't sure Tams income ATM. But I'd assume less than old job she was overpaid for her peer group. Lucky gig.

It's fun to theorize about their finances since we know like every other aspect of their lives it's gotta be a mess and all their own doing. I have my own LLC and gosh if I could learn how to legally pull this off sign me up lol. But from as mentioned ad nauseum, the Jack series are net long losses spending way too much it's just the IRS doesn't care. Id have to consult a CPA but in theory if jacks corp is getting loans (Tammy's purse) and forgiveness (ie Tam ham the accountant) maybe there's something they can pull to cook the books in a legit way.

I'll end with Rob is a fucking national treasure. Get rid of that top hat wearing depressing faggot and put based God rob on Rushmore
. A true Kang.

 

[General Tug Boat]

No matter the amount of equipment that Jack buys to try to compensate for his lack of aptitude when it comes to anything in the culinary field, he will always be terrible at cooking. Even most professional kitchens do not have that level of fancy gadgets. From what he spends in equipment that is barely even necessary for 99 percent of applications in the kitchen, he can actually invest in quality ingredients. Most of the gadgets he even chooses to buy are by far the most gimmicky bullshit short cut lazy mans approach to cooking. Clear to me the man has never worked a day in his life as even a short order cook, let alone trying to larp as a professional chef. The man cooking his chicken like a sirloin is enough to demonstrate on why he is a dead armed fool.

 

[semitooth]

literally got so startled i dropped my beer @ 5:11 because I have fucking headphones on. Fuck you jack

 

[Adamska]

Stupid mantoddler with no friends flexes with a shitty product his wife's money bought from Temu to pretend he doesn't need them/try to make people jealous. Fat fucking retard still thinks that there's something out there that can magically make his "don't wanna try/fuck learning want meat in ass and face" awful cooking skills turn out something good. Fumes over total lack of engagement in the process. Will let this stupid fucking thing rot and rust due to not using it after this video and maybe two or three more spite videos of boring shit.

Nobody needs a meat slicer unless you literally eat a lot of sandwiches or you have a side hustle for it.

I've still not bought a mandoline slicer even though I'd totally find it useful for things like french fries or finely strip-sliced vegetables for stir fry and rice dishes and do this on the regular. Mainly because even with the regular craving or tendency to make dishes that'd use it for prep, it'd probably not be worth the cash.

Unless you're buying a whole loaf of deli flesh or attempting to start up a food truck variant of Jimmy Johns or something, there's absolutely no point to this. He's only doing this for the above reason and due to a desperation to try and make his fake carnival diet have SOME form of content that makes him look gud.

 

[Postal Dude]

Finally, a weapon strong enough to fight the Claw

 

[Puggers]

Not to stray to far from the meat slicer, but I don't think his newest "F as in Frank" with the legendary "LordDarthMaul" has been posted.

I haven't gotten through even two minutes and I already cant stand his smug ass.

https://www.youtube.com/live/-821DhjsBDE?si=ULJjH98Lo78qRYuk

 

[a terminal posture]

He can't even be bothered to get some ham and demonstrate ultra-thin cold cuts which is the only reason why someone at home would consider buying such a device. I can cut 1/4" chops off a loin with a sharp knife. Also "Just like in Wal-Mart", lol @ that being your reference point for a deli.

 

[Fag Albert]

IT'S FUCKING PURPLE. That has to just be lighting, right?

 

[ZipDisk]

What is this print quality?

I stopped buying graphic T's at target because they would do this fairly quickly. Now I get them at thrift shops so I know I got a survivor and not a molter. Same thing with drinkware, I buy band shit for my mom and the paint comes off in the fucking sink after the third wash.

On the equipment front, I really wish the scalfanis would buy and use a fryer consistently. The last time I went into a KFC was for the double down and half the patrons looked like jack, the rest looked like rail thin cancer patients.

I feel like consistently eating fried food at home is the Dr. Nick approved plan for the Scalfanis. Just have to convince Jack it's KARNO

 

[Yankee Bastard]

IT'S FUCKING PURPLE. That has to just be lighting, right?
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People explained it before and IIRC it's something like blood doesn't circulate properly so it collects there and loses it's oxygenation and so turns purple.

 

[AltisticRight]

Essence of this retarded piece of shit "review".


Why would anyone need a commercial meat slicer at home?

Are you kidding me? This fat fuck got a commercial slicer just to cut cheap supermarket cheese into slabs like this? What's the point?
The MEAT slicer can cut something as soft as cheese?
Ever heard of a wire?

What is the point? It's probably faster to cut this with a knife than to setup a large heavy machine and having to clean the fucking circular blade afterwards.
This is so retarded.


At 5:12, the audio sound levels almost triple. I WAS WEARING HEADPHONES you fat inept faggot. I'm now deaf and it's your fault.

>Perfectly seasoned
Expect here, and here, and there, and over there, and...

Look at how gross his grill is.

He didn't even show the primary function of these, which is to thinly slice beef and lamb for hotpot, or preserved meats like prosciutto.
Worthless review from worthless fatty, stroke out already.

Comments are more enjoyable than the video.

 

[lindsayfan]

i like how jack's reference for a deli slicer is "just like you see at walmart." true amerifat lumpen culture.

and i echo everyone else's observations about his choices of test materials. "look guys, with this electric-powered chinesium device the size of a medium dog, your wife can hack a glossy plastic brick of processed, dyed-orange 'cheddar' into crooked, uneven wads. here's my amazon affiliate link!"



i'm surprised he bothers purchasing all that raw meat (from walmart) instead of just eating spam or those buckets of pre-sauced, pre-cooked bbq since every other ingredient in his "recipes" comes in a tin can or plastic tub.

 

[Marc]

What is the point? It's probably faster to cut this with a knife than to setup a large heavy machine and having to clean the fucking circular blade afterwards.

As if Jack will ever attempt to clean that. The only time he wipes his own ass is on accident.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I've still not bought a mandoline slicer even though I'd totally find it useful for things like french fries or finely strip-sliced vegetables for stir fry and rice dishes and do this on the regular. Mainly because even with the regular craving or tendency to make dishes that'd use it for prep, it'd probably not be worth the cash.

To each their own. Bought mine more than 15 years ago and it still works great. It only cost like $20 and it's still rock solid.

Why would anyone need a commercial meat slicer at home?

Are you kidding me? This fat fuck got a commercial slicer just to cut cheap supermarket cheese into slabs like this? What's the point?
The MEAT slicer can cut something as soft as cheese?
Ever heard of a wire?

What is the point? It's probably faster to cut this with a knife than to setup a large heavy machine and having to clean the fucking circular blade afterwards.
This is so retarded.

Exactly. The purpose is to slice things thin but after having seen his lack of knife skills I can tell why he needs this.

This is from his video making Pho. According to him, that's cut thin. Those are some uneven cuts of meat but in his eyes, it's cut thin. And yet... that's not what he's going to use it for. It's fucking retarded.