Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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00R-Gundam said:
Why the fuck would anyone excluding retards would eat rocks?
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Please visit the niggas eating cornstarch thread
The Chinese even have a stir fired rocks dish.

Oh you said excluding rersrds, never mind.


I don't know if I fully believe the search history. "why do my rats nibble my scab" that's just too horrifying to be real, it just has to be
 
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Critical Raxx Theory said:
I don't know if I fully believe the search history. "why do my rats nibble my scab" that's just too horrifying to be real, it just has to be
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There's something about that horrifying nature that makes it more believable for me? We know he has rats, we know he likes the rats, and considers them his pets. Getting bitten by rats while you sleep isn't uncommon, and ugh, maybe the smell of blood is attractive to them. It's an easy-to-reach, soft spot, and he sleeps on the floor...

Roll all of that together, and the question isn't all that farfetched...
 
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anliteralidiot said:
tbh losing teeth would be a net positive, if they don't abscess and get infected
He's gotta be in pain 24/7 with the way his front teeth are crushed. The previous gf said it took him hours to eat normal food.
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Damn, didnt know that but somehow im not surprised by that.

But yea im also waiting when its teeth are starting to rot so bad they begin to fall, im guessing brushing teeth is totally foreign concept to goblins

anliteralidiot said:
There's something about that horrifying nature that makes it more believable for me? We know he has rats, we know he likes the rats, and considers them his pets. Getting bitten by rats while you sleep isn't uncommon, and ugh, maybe the smell of blood is attractive to them. It's an easy-to-reach, soft spot, and he sleeps on the floor...

Roll all of that together, and the question isn't all that farfetched...
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Wait what. Does it have like real pet rats or literal feral rats? If its the latter then thats so fucked. How fucking dirty feral rats are and the diseases, so much diseases.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
You answered your own question: he's a fucking retard, of course he didn't.

The say he explains it, he was too ugly to pass, and the principal was racist.
Here's drunk Marty watching the video, I can't find the original without Marty.

The aunt later explained that he was expelled for falsifying a police report. Some boys dared him to jump from a railing, he did, injured himself, and then said the students pushed him.
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So where did the whole "Cyrax was still in high school at 23" idea come from? I think I remember an old stream from like 2017 or something (pre-Bender Boys) where he mentioned it but other than that the only actual source I can find regarding this is the call with his aunt from last year where she says he WASN'T that old.
Don't get me wrong, I'd love it to be true because it's quite possibly the funniest thing about Chance but it's honestly hard to believe. The sources I can find say the maximum age of enrollment as a senior is 21, but it seems to vary by school. I don't think he was in special ed, either, so it's even less likely the school would give him more than two extra years to graduate.
 
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So where did the whole "Cyrax was still in high school at 23" idea come from? I think I remember an old stream from like 2017 or something (pre-Bender Boys) where he mentioned it but other than that the only actual source I can find regarding this is the call with his aunt from last year where she says he WASN'T that old.
Don't get me wrong, I'd love it to be true because it's quite possibly the funniest thing about Chance but it's honestly hard to believe. The sources I can find say the maximum age of enrollment as a senior is 21, but it seems to vary by school. I don't think he was in special ed, either, so it's even less likely the school would give him more than two extra years to graduate.
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I jumped into raxxverse from Turkey Toms video so im quite new but in that video theres clips of raxx doing "parkour" in highschool and a recap of its school life which ends when it gets kicked out at the age of 21 or 23.
 
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Londo said:
My issue is people applauding Marty directly. It's fucking retarded in a thread discussing a pedo to be okay with someone that directly platforms and funds them. The mental gymnastics involved are insane.
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Sure. If it makes you feel any better, people who are applauding Marty directly are retards, but as it stands I’m open to compartmentalizing “Funny things Marty does to Chance” and “Marty as a person.” Most people do this.
 
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Morshu's Paradise said:
So where did the whole "Cyrax was still in high school at 23" idea come from? I think I remember an old stream from like 2017 or something (pre-Bender Boys) where he mentioned it but other than that the only actual source I can find regarding this is the call with his aunt from last year where she says he WASN'T that old.
Don't get me wrong, I'd love it to be true because it's quite possibly the funniest thing about Chance but it's honestly hard to believe. The sources I can find say the maximum age of enrollment as a senior is 21, but it seems to vary by school. I don't think he was in special ed, either, so it's even less likely the school would give him more than two extra years to graduate.
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It came from him.
There's strong evidence that he was in a special needs school in Florida, and it's entirely plausible he was in special needs classes in school. There's a few corroborating reports that he was with the speds, too, from the rapper PFV:
And a classmate that had a dumb name that I can't remember. It was a girl, something like Elsabeth?
But, like you mentioned, his aunt said that wasn't true. I remember him also saying that he left school to help assist his family with Dead Gay Bill, when he was still Dying Gay Bill. I think, after getting removed from one school because of Blind Billy, he was removed from the second because of the police report thing, and then stayed out for Dead Gay Bill.

I just had a brain blast though, and I'm trying to figure something out. But, I think this is like that old claim of his, that his dad went to jail on the day he was born. When the reality is Ruple went to jail in 2002, on Buddy's birthday (Chance's estranged brother).
pupupiipo said:
I jumped into raxxverse from Turkey Toms video so im quite new but in that video theres clips of raxx doing "parkour" in highschool and a recap of its school life which ends when it gets kicked out at the age of 21 or 23.
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Welcome to the thread, if you have any questions just ask.
I don't know what the dates are on the parkour videos, but that's definitely a school setting.

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Those videos were taken at East Community Learning Center. No one has ever mentioned him going here, but it's on his facebook profiles. People usually just bring up North and Garfield.
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Marty’s just being a weird faggot and he’s role playing as chance tagging random people on community posts.
On another note what’s your favorite thing that the goblin does while he’s ranting,
For me it’s when he starts pacing around stops and just points one of his crooked fingers at the camera he’s done it a few times now and it’s always funny af
 
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Marty’s just being a weird faggot and he’s role playing as chance tagging random people on community posts.
On another note what’s your favorite thing that the goblin does while he’s ranting,
For me it’s when he starts pacing around stops and just points one of his crooked fingers at the camera he’s done it a few times now and it’s always funny af
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the lil gasps, especially if it's a stupid problem (like AI Raxx)
 
Lol he hoped on panel instantly
He really wants that account back.
Now that I think about it I highly doubt he could even qualify to get monetized all of his content is bad karaoke of copyrighted material
 
anliteralidiot said:
*what's goodie" is my vote, the "just like my mom, rest in peace" book was killing me, and the best was lit
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Kind of scary that AI’s able to produce such high quality stuff with just a prompt but yes what’s goodie is my runner up so far

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Lmao he got a fucking pajeet Australian?
(I can’t desern this ween’s accent) to come defend him this time
 
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I'm a huge fan of the different accents he pulls out.
 
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