Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Man, imagine Sally or Ed taking out one of those incredibly predatory Payday loans just to get Cyraxx a lawyer that will burn through his retainer fee. A little depressing to think about the total desperation.
What really galls me about this possibility, again assuming they have hired an actual outside lawyer, is that Chance still wouldn't have any conception of or appreciate what they've done for him just to try and keep his scabby ass out of jail.

He wouldn't go out and get his GED and a job to help pay it off, he'd still sit in his room all day screaming racial slurs and making noise on his various instruments, and bitch about how no one will let him make money the way he wants to by stealing from others and passing it off as his own.
 
I think the losing part is big.

Even if you make the argument that Chance has been harassed, you have to account for the fact that he still antagonizes people who dislike him.

For example, CVG started his crusade because Chance struck his channels down. CVG was faceless, voiceless, and was simply a channel that broadcast 24/7 live streams of Chance's streams, or streams with Chance in them. Those streams had hardly 10-20 viewers at a time, and didn't use his real name in the title. They weren't going to impact Chance, but he got mad that CVG had the stream.

It's fucking childish, but Chance started it. And now, he's one of Chance's mortal enemies. CVG didn't pick that fight. He didn't initiate it, or contact Chance before that. Chance contacted him.
Yes he should lose but that doesn't change the fact the lawyer would like to win. Winning is good for the ego, and the business, Payment is of course essential. Events from Chance's past are only relevant to his defence if they think they can exploit it to Chance's benefit. I doubt the prosecution is overly bothered about his past, the well documented events of the day prove assault.

Prosecution wants to obtain a conviction for assault.
Defence should want a not guilty verdict.

Defences problem is tard-wrangling Chance, who wants to go full Robespierre and behead the trolls, all of them, after ALL his evidence is considered. Lawyers charge by the hour, and Chance has HOURS of evidence. G'luck funding that.

The only people who care about Chance's history are us, because it's funny as shit, and Chance, who takes this VERY seriously. The trolls have cost him millions.

I just want him to melt down, in court, on camera.
 
This is random, but what do you guys picture when he talks about the racing rig? The one he was going to get from Tangerine cat, that was like 10k? I think of something like this.
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Wait a minute, this fucking retard spent an extra 5 years in high school and still doesn't have a GED/HS diploma?
You answered your own question: he's a fucking retard, of course he didn't.

The say he explains it, he was too ugly to pass, and the principal was racist.
Here's drunk Marty watching the video, I can't find the original without Marty.

The aunt later explained that he was expelled for falsifying a police report. Some boys dared him to jump from a railing, he did, injured himself, and then said the students pushed him.
 
Wait a minute, this fucking retard spent an extra 5 years in high school and still doesn't have a GED/HS diploma?
Yep. I'd love to know exactly how he even made it to high school without even the most basic of math skills, he literally can't tell you what 3x5 is he's that stupid.

It had to be he simply aged out of each grade because they simply couldn't hold him back any longer no matter how stupid he was. Odds are he was probably still a freshman at 23. He alone was probably tank their standardized test scores.
The aunt later explained that he was expelled for falsifying a police report. Some boys dared him to jump from a railing, he did, injured himself, and then said the students pushed him.
Wait, is this the incident that he says gave him his acquired savant syndrome that made him a musical genius with an intrinsic understanding of all instruments? If so, holy fuck.

It makes you wonder if he was actually different before the fall, for better or worse, or if he was still exactly the same when he woke up. Either way, I had no heard about the false police report bit but that's very much on brand for him.

Lets see he's 32 now and was 23 when he got kicked out so at most it was 9 years ago... crunch a few numbers... it's probable there is cellphone video of him jumping off that balcony, If there is I hope it was used to prove Chance was making shit up.
 
Yep. I'd love to know exactly how he even made it to high school without even the most basic of math skills, he literally can't tell you what 3x5 is he's that stupid.

It had to be he simply aged out of each grade because they simply couldn't hold him back any longer no matter how stupid he was. Odds are he was probably still a freshman at 23. He alone was probably tank their standardized test scores.

Wait, is this the incident that he says gave him his acquired savant syndrome that made him a musical genius with an intrinsic understanding of all instruments? If so, holy fuck.

It makes you wonder if he was actually different before the fall, for better or worse, or if he was still exactly the same when he woke up. Either way, I had no heard about the false police report bit but that's very much on brand for him.

Lets see he's 32 now and was 23 when he got kicked out so at most it was 9 years ago... crunch a few numbers... it's probable there is cellphone video of him jumping off that balcony, If there is I hope it was used to prove Chance was making shit up.

No child left behind - I imagine schools likely get a nice additional source of funding to keep someone like that going.
 
Wait, is this the incident that he says gave him his acquired savant syndrome that made him a musical genius with an intrinsic understanding of all instruments? If so, holy fuck.

It makes you wonder if he was actually different before the fall, for better or worse, or if he was still exactly the same when he woke up. Either way, I had no heard about the false police report bit but that's very much on brand for him.
Yes, it is the same fall!

With the exception of: he didn't hit his head. He landed on his side. Now, the aunt did have some allusions to a head injury, but she was clear that the fall at the school wasn't that. But, blaming the boys who dared him to do it was the reason he was expelled.

If you've seen Chance try writing anything, he has to be dyslexic or close to it. Add sexually assaulting a blind kid and being poor genetic shit, easy to see why he dropped out.
He was expelled from, or left the school he went to with Billy. "For his own safety." is his story. He changed high schools after that, and continued, until he jumped off that ledge, and the school put their foot down and aged him out.

I think Garfield High is the Billy school. I don't remember.

No child left behind - I imagine schools likely get a nice additional source of funding to keep someone like that going.
No. Absolutely not, he would be a huge drain on the system because of no child left behind. Not to go on my education rant, but NCLB incentivizes high state testing scores, to a disgusting degree. The funding for the high school is tied directly to that score, and that's why you often hear complaints of kids being, "taught the test" these days.

Raxx was a black hole of money for those schools when he attended. He cost the school money, especially if he wasn't in any special needs programs.

However, as Americans we're guaranteed access to a public school if the state has established a public school system, under the equal protections clause of the 14th amendment*.

From everything I know and understand about the goblin, he might have just never moved forward with his schooling. It's not illegal to be in high school after 18, it's just socially unacceptable, and Chance doesn't know that, because he sees himself as their peer. He might have also been granted leniency if he was in a special needs program, like the school he attended in Florida.

*...that may also be where Raxx got that 24th amendment comment he made to Marty once.

tl;dr 2 high schools 1 chance wilkins
one he left because of blind Billy
the other he was forced out, possibly because he falsified a police report
 
he didn't drop out, he was kicked out for the blind billy shit
I may have my timeline wrong and Chance is an unreliable narrator at the best of times, but I think the Blind Billy incident is what triggered him being expelled from high school the first time. It's possible he was expelled from other schools earlier in his life though. Apparently the balcony jump and false police report is what got him expelled from another high school, and odds are neither Sally or Chance saw a point in reenrolling him in a third school at 23.

I've brought this up before, but we all knew at least one kid in school who was a fucking idiot. I don't mean someone who's special needs, I mean the kids who were in regular classes with everyone else but was just a fucking moron. We call Chance "retarded" and "autistic" but far as I know he's never been given an actual medical diagnoses for being either, so there is no legit medical reason for him to be as stupid as he is.

He's just plain flat out fucking stupid.
 
he didn't drop out, he was kicked out for the blind billy shit
He was kicked out of Garfield High for the Blind Billy incident in about 2007 (that year came from Billy, not Chance. I don't trust Chance when it comes to measuring time).

After that he transferred to North High School. He ended up getting kicked out of North in 2013 (he was 23 years old) for claiming that people threw him off a balcony, but it came out in a police investigation that he jumped.
 
depending on payment arrangements this isn't always the case. while a lot of personal injury lawyers have this as a selling point, most attorneys get paid if they win or lose.
Criminal attorneys cannot charge contingency. That a professional rules issue.

A few thou for a stinker of a case is still a few thou
 
Oh wow, that's a really good point.

It's really sad if this is what happened... Sally might have had good credit, maybe a little bit of savings, maybe some rapport with someone who helped fund this. And this is effectively worse than burning money.

I swear I heard a long time ago that Sally got a payout a few years back after she was hit by a bus and that's the money she dips into to pay his bail and legal fees. No idea if there's any of it left though, but it would explain why she can afford things when push comes to shove.
 
You answered your own question: he's a fucking retard, of course he didn't.

The say he explains it, he was too ugly to pass, and the principal was racist.
Here's drunk Marty watching the video, I can't find the original without Marty.

The aunt later explained that he was expelled for falsifying a police report. Some boys dared him to jump from a railing, he did, injured himself, and then said the students pushed him.
Aunt's explanation.
 
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