Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Die Oberste Direktive]

WHYYY
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I felt inspired by bossman's cunning linguistic skills.

 

[Rukario]

Ok guys, coinflip is gone, we need to accept that

But I think I've found possibly the next best thing.

May I present to you, Rat Roulette

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Rats would achieve Total Rat Victory on this game.

Now all we have to do is wait for Stake to implement their own version of this with RIP City characters.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Back to Chanced I guess

what about Rainbet Jacky?! dont forget the man the myth the legend WIV MASSIV DEER FOR YOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

You new here? You'll be fortunate to get thirty minutes of play before he's doing something else. His brain can only press button receive dopa now.

But I wanna see him fight Malenia

 

[Wry]

When Bossman says LAST ONE LAST ONE is he trying to fool the website or is it just a verbal tic?
He only stops when he's out of money or wants to switch games to lose money better.

 

[Monopolywheel]

When Bossman says LAST ONE LAST ONE is he trying to fool the website or is it just a verbal tic?

I'm willing to bet he believes saying shit like "Last one" or "One more" will by using the power of gamba magic improve his chances of winning
Gamblers are often superstitious and so that seems right up his alley

 

[bmjlover]

When Bossman says LAST ONE LAST ONE is he trying to fool the website or is it just a verbal tic?
He only stops when he's out of money or wants to switch games to lose money better.

Rat! They're obviously listening and watching. Saying last one tricks them into not flipping the switch. Don't tell me they don't hate him, he knows they do!

 

[Midnight Cooking]

Rat! They're obviously listening and watching. Saying last one tricks them into not flipping the switch. Don't tell me they don't hate him, he knows they do!

It's the same reason why he flails his mouse around after clicking a mine. If the cursor isn't there maybe he'll escape the blast radius. And if he lifts his hands up during keno he might be able to skip responsibility for a loss.

 

[break these cuffs]

When Bossman says LAST ONE LAST ONE is he trying to fool the website or is it just a verbal tic?
He only stops when he's out of money or wants to switch games to lose money better.

Probably a multitude of things. The superstition is surely one. Setting a lower boundary is part of his ritual at this point. Saying last one before and after he breaks that limit is a part of it now. He also used it to fuck with chat by saying last one then his finger would slip and gamble everything away because those fucking rats can't shut up. It may be most accurate to call it a tick at this point because because it certainly has no appreciable meaning.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

When Bossman says LAST ONE LAST ONE is he trying to fool the website or is it just a verbal tic?
He only stops when he's out of money or wants to switch games to lose money better.

Its the one last neuron that isn't fried trying to speak reason to the gamba-rotted billion other neurons that just instantly ignore it.

 

[Gil_Ga_Mesh]

>No crack, no weed, balance 0, trapper mad, keyboard broke, nigger shoes past return date.
>>"cansomeonepleasefuckinghelpme"

 

[Midnight Cooking]

Keno chat's reaction to when Austin returns to a stream.

VOLUME WARNING

 

[orangutangwang11]

Has bmj ever been on stream, fishing or otherwise, with another IRL person other than his parents?

When bossman left rehab (against medical advice 2 days in) he briefly streamed getting a 40oz and going to the local skate spot where he ran into some people he used to know and filmed that tre flip he always shows. His parents picked him up later that day and took him home. He also had his friend and mod (something with red in it) come over for a weekend and stream with him a while ago. That mod is long gone now. Alyson also visited once but she sat on his bed off stream the whole time.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

(something with red in it)

Red Snow?

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

A woman dared to speak to him while playing Counter-Strike. He starts seething and yelling immediately as he usually does when interacting with a female. The whole conflict starts as it always does on CS with Bossman not getting the juicer gun he asked for demanded. Sorry about the poor video quality, but the video doesn't matter as much as the audio

 

[Sneeds]

I woman dared to speak to him while playing Counter-Strike. He starts seething and yelling immediately as he usually does when interacting with a female. The whole conflicts starts as it always does on CS with Bossman not getting the juicer gun he asked for demanded. Sorry about the poor video quality, but the video doesn't matter as much as the audio
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Null isn’t going to like this misogynistic side of Bossman. (I’m sorry null lmao)

 

[Poonocchio]

I woman dared to speak to him while playing Counter-Strike. He starts seething and yelling immediately as he usually does when interacting with a female. The whole conflicts starts as it always does on CS with Bossman not getting the juicer gun he asked for demanded. Sorry about the poor video quality, but the video doesn't matter as much as the audio
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kiwisisters BTFO again. I guess the only women he respects are the rat MILFs.

 

[Bonedome]

BossmanJack finally streamed Elden Ring last night. Archive courtesy of @Kees H (goes from about 20 minutes to about 1:!5)

Unfortunately, out of the 55 minute Elden Ring stream he played for about 20. He gets distracted by a female gambler with too much plastic surgery. She invites him to learn Poker with her and her friends. She then gets invaded by a bunch of rats that are angry that they just got felted out of Rangz content.

Highlights include: Eating at least 3 Honey Buns and Chimken Biskitz. Being retarded, and for a brief few hours being further in the game than NickWhite; which if you don't remember is the guy that BMJ called a faggot and got banned for one month over.

 

[break these cuffs]

Keno chat's reaction to when Austin returns to a stream.

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The proper way to watch any BMJ loading screen is to have it muted and chat open. You'll know it's time to unmute 5-10 seconds after you see a bunch of wtfs and WHY WOULD YOU DO THATs in chat.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

A woman dared to speak to him while playing Counter-Strike. He starts seething and yelling immediately as he usually does when interacting with a female

The Kasino did some digging. Turns out she might be sucking dick for rent after all
This is her profile

@Avenue found a Linktree which had a broken Only Fans link


Then I found another Only Fans linking to the linktree


@DOORSTUCK Noticed she changed her profile


Next day edit:
Now that the dust has settled and the laughs have been had I guess I'll clear things up. After further digging last night, mostly by avenue, we determined that her story about the Linktree is most likely true. The Linktree does link to the Instagram on her Steam, but none of the other links match. It probably is just some other whore who put in the wrong link. She is, in all likelihood, not a minor though based on several factors