Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Markorian]

That's plain retarded. Swattings have killed people before and if he "stole" his own chairs, where are they now? Plenty trolls put up fake Craigslist ads, whether it's for free cigarettes or to entice harassment.
Yeah he's a smug fat freak but he doesn't deserve to have his shit stolen, let alone getting swatted or firebombed. It's not funny, just gay.

I think he's behind a bare minimum of at least SOME of the supposed SWATTings [sic]. You have to remember, most of them are just wellness checks, and I don't think any of them have gotten a full SWAT response. The chair "theft" though, I initially thought it was a false flag, but given how genuine his hograge has been, I'm not so sure anymore. I'd also like to add, that unlike SWATs, if the other forum is behind Ham Theft Squatto, it's fucking hilarious, and deserves to be remembered alongside shit like #canyonfacts and the josiah tapes.

 

[Maude Snew]

What did he do that was so beyond reproach you'd think he deserves being firebombed?

Deserves? Fuck no. His second, better wife is so methane enriched though you have a spark anywhere around the hovel it's gonna light up the sky like the fat man dropped on Japan way back when.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

What did he do that was so beyond reproach you'd think he deserves being firebombed? He's a fat disgusting nutcase for sure and he brought a lot of trolling onto himself but what the fuck he doesn't deserve to get swatted, have his possessions stolen and get firebombed.

He said he doesn't find Norm MacDonald funny.

 

[AltisticRight]

You have to remember, most of them are just wellness checks, and I don't think any of them have gotten a full SWAT response.

Lucas wasn't really "SWATted [sic]" by the definition of the word because those maple leaf pigs had a search warrant, you know what I mean. Since Towswats was fucking around with him and one of their members (JFK) used Patty's finger thing in his avatar to gayop the Sektur subforum, I'll bet most of them were legitimate attempts at swatting. They'll use text to voice to call in bomb threats.
His avatar was this thing with the Patty finger to the side. I can't be bothered to find it.


You'll have to prove he swatted himself at least one. I'm not buying it.
Did he lie about getting swatted repeatedly? Probably. Almost certainly.

if the other forum is behind Ham Theft Squatto, it's fucking hilarious, and deserves to be remembered alongside shit like #canyonfacts and the josiah tapes.

Nah
Shit's gay.
Let the pig sunbath on his chair.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Nah
Shit's gay.
Let the pig sunbath on his chair.

You’re lucky Pat is into butt stuff, if you ask him nicely he might let you peg him. Just be sure to not get anything lost in those cavernous, fat butt cheeks of his.

 

[Markorian]

You'll have to prove he swatted himself at least one. I'm not buying it.

If I had proof, I'd have already taken it to the police. What I'm saying is that the sum total of the evidence we do have leads me to believe that much more damning evidence, and potentially the proof you bring up, could be found if Patrick were subjected to legal discovery aimed at finding it.

 

[AltisticRight]

You’re lucky Pat is into butt stuff, if you ask him nicely he might let you peg him. Just be sure to not get anything lost in those cavernous, fat butt cheeks of his.

Patrick S. Tomilson is fat and gay and I will not have sex with him.
I will not even SWATT [sic] him.

If I had proof, I'd have already taken it to the police. What I'm saying is that the sum total of the evidence we do have leads me to believe that much more damning evidence, and potentially the proof you bring up, could be found if Patrick were subjected to legal discovery aimed at finding it.

I refuse to believe he would actually swat himself which could get him or his neighbours killed, because American pigs are dumb.
He's probably lied about being swatted to try and play the victim card. His constant public seething led to him being fucked with more. He did bring a lot of this onto himself and I feel no sympathy when he gets messed with as a consequence. That doesn't mean any of it can be justified. The number one rule of being swatted is to just shut up about it. Report it and shut up. Giving it attention is what the criminals want.

 

[Markorian]

I refuse to believe he would actually swat himself which could get him or his neighbours killed

You clearly have a much higher opinion of him than I do.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

And what did Pat do to show his manliness and assert dominance over Jon?

Spoiler: No, Jon, this wife is mine

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Ade looking over pats shoulder for PCJ in the crowd lol. I’ve never seen such a perfect “can you believe this faggot” face before.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

I have found the REAL culprit's behind Fatrick's stolen chairs, enjoy prison, stalker animal..

 

[Kela de Thaym]

He's probably lied about being swatted to try and play the victim card. His constant public seething led to him being fucked with more. He did bring a lot of this onto himself and I feel no sympathy when he gets messed with as a consequence. That doesn't mean any of it can be justified. The number one rule of being swatted is to just shut up about it. Report it and shut up. Giving it attention is what the criminals want.

I've no doubt a rogue actor likely did call in a legitimate swat at least once, and that's not cool. I'm still convinced there's some degree of gayopping on his end, but the more I think of it, the more I recall he's a pretty smoothbrained FFWBT. Maybe we're ascribing more intelligence to him than he deserves, idfk.

He doesn't deserve to have his house firebombed, yes. And he doesn't deserve to be legitimately swatted or have stuff stolen. But -and we'll have to agree to disagree- it's hard for me to feel sympathy for someone as vile as Patrick when awful shit does happen to him at the hands of others because he could have easily stopped all of this years ago by not engaging or acknowledging the trolls. It's like a kid playing with fire and having a surprised Pikachu face when they finally get burned. I think someone can express disapproval of more extreme trolling methods yet not feel sympathy for the victim when said victim is as terrible and rotten of a person as Pat, same as Daniel Larson or Ethan Ralph.

 

[Judge Holden]

ITS THE TERRORISM LESLAAAAAAAAAAAY....THE TEEEEEEEEEEERRRORRRRRISSSSM

 

[Kirtto]

What did he do that was so beyond reproach you'd think he deserves being firebombed? He's a fat disgusting nutcase for sure and he brought a lot of trolling onto himself but what the fuck he doesn't deserve to get swatted, have his possessions stolen and get firebombed.

Self-swatting so he could sue the MPD which torswats said he would do and lo and behold he did, celebrating and gloating about the deaths of soldiers, advocating for physical violence against pro life activists and celebrating it, threatening to kill his wife and child, being a deranged sperg that sued people making fun of him online, self-vandalizing to try and gain sympathy and most important of all: Being fat

 

[Procrastinhater]

Even when skinny, he still looked like a pudgy fuck

Early pics of Pat like this one are perfect examples of the term "skinny fat"
He has the soy fed physique of a man who has never done a hard days physical work or stepped inside a gym to do anything other than cruise the sauna in his life.

Classic Rick. Even at his skinniest, he somehow still manages to be FAT.

 

[John_Smith]

I think the relevant Biblical passages are Galatians 6:9+ and Hosea 8:7+. I cite these because I know Patso is an atheist and would have no idea about them. TL;DR what goes around comes around. You get what you give, etc. Piggy is an enormous cunt to so many people with whom he interacts. It's no surprise they do nasty shit to him in response. This is not a justification for any of it, just an explanation. I do not like the stolen pallet chairs bit, or the swattings. This is the sort of shit that Larson's *managers* would get up to. Let's hope Torswats rats out his clients so that they too may enjoy prison, and that Piggy eventually gets his chairs back. Then we can laugh at the weens and Piggy. We know that the chairs would have eventually failed, spectacularly, when he sat in one. Now we may not get that.

"Welp, I shattered my coccyx..." 1/10
"... I will be suing the palette makers." 10/10

The perpetrators are from twitter or threads or wherever Piggy was oinking at the time. He pissed off all those little shits who want to suck the Hamas dick. No doubt one of them posted the Craiglist ad. Alternatively, it is a disgruntled AirBnB guest. It's not a Pest.
yes I did that spelling deliberately.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Plot twist: The pests had nothing to do with the chairs his neighbors were just tired of looking at the ugly things.

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

Everytime I see that picture this song plays in my head.

 

[Post Reply]

ITS THE TERRORISM LESLAAAAAAAAAAAY....THE TEEEEEEEEEEERRRORRRRRISSSSM

Keep standing up* for yourself Patrick! Don't let the chairorrists win!
* Of course, he has no choice but to stand up now.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I’m going to admit I think I rank the chairs slightly above the fence as far as handymandy pat goes. Without the horrid backstory I’d not ever really notice them (though I’m sure adriondrak chairs are some kind of damn southern colonialistic racism).

The whole “value” they get is fucking fats thought it was worth posting about. Social media is a fuck. I don’t even post shit I do to the various “shit I did” threads; at most I’d send a picture to a friend.

Fucking go silently into that dark night already.

Also cross posting this:

Stream announced.
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As metikor says stream “Next weekend stalker child. Have your pepperoni ready and be prepared for prison.” Speculation abounds as to what the discusooon may be about now that the “sektur is dead”.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You clearly have a much higher opinion of him than I do.

Torswats claims Patrick contacted him for the alleged SWATings so that he could go viral and sue the police. Months later Patrick goes viral and taking the police to court over the SWATings.

I can at least say that he didn't steal his own chairs. Putting up "free shit" online is a fast and easy way of getting rid of furniture. Here you'll see people put out furniture on the curb with "free" sign on it and it'll be gone in hours.

I have found the REAL culprit's behind Fatrick's stolen chairs, enjoy prison, stalker animal..

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First they get an innocent police officer in trouble, now this! When will it end? TSD!

Plot twist: The pests had nothing to do with the chairs his neighbors were just tired of looking at the ugly things.

I don't think they had anything to do with it anyways. This was actually funny so it's either someone on X or Threads.

I’m going to admit I think I rank the chairs slightly above the fence as far as handymandy pat goes. Without the horrid backstory I’d not ever really notice them (though I’m sure adriondrak chairs are some kind of damn southern colonialistic racism).

Don't forget his front porch/ deck.