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So we have a guy that began taking HRT in march 12
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and then someone commented

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but the most interesting comment is this one, enjoy

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Tee hee, we're silly girls for thinking we can carry more than two bags of food or open jars without help, aren't we? I'm excited for tomorrow, because I feel like spending all day eating chocolate and crying. That's probably just my period. I'm already forgetting how to parallel park as we speak, so I think I'll drive straight through the mall windows and do some shopping for ten hours in between abusing prescription opiates and drowning my children.
 
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"I specifically followed the instruction manual on what women wear! Why did the server call me 'sir' when according to the manual I should be called 'ma'am'?"
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Called sir in a dressVenting (self.MtF)
submitted 12 hours ago by scaredtobeopen

So I (32MtF)just don't get it, I get my credit card has my male name on it still, but as I was paying in a sushi restaurant with my wife, I got sired multiple times.
How could you have the confidence to call someone sir when they have black hair in a ponytail almost touching their rear, a pink dress showing 3 inches of cleave (36C), long lashes, red lipstick, silver nail polish, white open cardigan, and a white coach purse. If I guessed our servers age, I would say male early 50s.
What affirmed me were the servers I could confirm younger than me actually said mam or miss.
How in California does this make sense in a 4 year into transition?
The comments as usual are gold...
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I got called bro at work while I was wearing peacock blue dress, eyeliner, mascara, glittery eyeshadow, giant she/her earrings, the works! This was a week after Trans Days of Visibility when I bought 160 pastries for the entire building and my friends put up signs that said "Trans rights are human rights." What a fucking dick.



"Does anyone else have a pregnancy fetish?" 165 comments and counting!
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Does anyone here wish they had the ability to impregnate someone or get pregnant?Discussion (self.trans)

submitted 9 hours ago by MmanS197 to r/trans

I as an MTF, sometimes wish I could get pregnant. I guess I really want kids lol 😆.
At least I can apparently breastfeed



Finally, pooner is losing her hair at an early age. Which she is apparently ok with, except that she got a tattoo on her skull. Solution? A bad toupee!
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Has anyone here used a toupee for hair loss? (self.FTMOver30)
submitted 14 hours ago by Elipunx

I am actually totally fine with balding, as all the men in my family go bald at like 19 and most of the women are in deep denial about the amount of hair they have BUT I have had a rapid increase in hair loss in the last 6 months and... I have a tattoo on my head that I got well over 10 years ago. And I'm job hunting right now. The last time I was in this aggressive of a job search, I could grow my hair out to cover the tattoo and I am fairly certain that it is affecting my ability to get jobs right now. (I also moved from hippy-dippy west coast to the Midwest.) There's a couple of jobs that I would really like to get, and I randomly started looking at toupees. And removal sounds awful, and I like my tattoo. Anyone tried a toupee?
 
Am I a bad person for wondering what it looks like?

Even if it's flowers or butterflies it still means not getting hired, but maybe something more worthy of Charles Manson?
It's gonna being something stupid like Eat the Rich or Kill the Landlords or some other Portland garbage
 
It's gonna being something stupid like Eat the Rich or Kill the Landlords or some other Portland garbage
She's in Chicago now which, while not as stupid as Portland, is still pretty left. It's either cringe even for lefties, or it's a walking billboard for her mental illness. Businesses don't like employees with visible tattoos anyway.


Introducing u/BreathingJanuary:
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I’m the ugliest “person” alive (self.MtF)

submitted 39 minutes ago by BreathingJanuary to r/MtF

I’m genuinely the ugliest thing to ever exist. When I see myself, I want to die. When I see other people, I want to die. Even people who call themselves the ugliest person alive, they’re ridiculously not ugly and just makes me want to die more. This isn’t just in my head either, everyone says I’m ugly and everyone stares at me in public, I’m hideous. I feel physically sick seeing myself. I’m not just ugly either but ALL of my features are stupidly male to the point it’s comical, so I’ll never pass, I’ll never come close. I’m sick of the internet exaggerating how much HRT could do for me and how male features don’t matter because the reality is I look like a big bag of shit and I always will. I’m not exaggerating because of dysphoria and my vision isn’t warped and I’d have a better idea of this than anyone. I want the worse things to happen to me because I just don’t belong in this world with how I am. I’m good for nothing and everyone would prefer if I disappeared

He's a barrel of fun!
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How could you have the confidence to call someone sir when they have black hair in a ponytail almost touching their rear, a pink dress showing 3 inches of cleave (36C), long lashes, red lipstick, silver nail polish, white open cardigan, and a white coach purse. If I guessed our servers age, I would say male early 50s.
Too bad nobody has the balls the retort with the truth, like, “probably because of your caveman brow ridge, ya know the one situated on that gigantic noggin with the horse face! Or perhaps your broad shoulders, zero curves, no ass, gangly limbs, nary a hip to be seen. Maybe it was all the body hair that clocked you. Maybe a bigger purse next time sis 💜
What affirmed me were the servers I could confirm younger than me actually said mam or miss.
Are there any other situations in life where customer service workers are expected to “affirm” you? I can’t think of any situation where any normal woman (or man) feels so entitled to affirmation.
 
"I specifically followed the instruction manual on what women wear! Why did the server call me 'sir' when according to the manual I should be called 'ma'am'?"
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Based restaurant cashier but the ultra-based move would be to affirm the man in the dress but act as if his credit card is stolen because it has a man's name.
 
The absolute unvarnished gall for that woman to come into a men's therapy group. And of course she was the first to take the mic: men are the decisive and take-charge sex, and they all jockey to be the first to confess their feelings to others. You can't stop men sharing their feelings with each other, they are all over that like white on rice.
Or perhaps the real men, being socialized under “Ladies first”, allowed her to step
forward.
Either way. Pooner fails.
 
Based restaurant cashier but the ultra-based move would be to affirm the man in the dress but act as if his credit card is stolen because it has a man's name.
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Lmfao now thats a fucking power move!
Tell the Troon you're calling the cops, because its trying to use a mans card that clearly doesn't belong to such a dainty lady, using its pronouns all the time and give it no clue you clocked it, and put it in the catch 22 of having to out itself lol.
Thats some Machiavellian shit I love it.
 
I got called bro at work while I was wearing peacock blue dress, eyeliner, mascara, glittery eyeshadow, giant she/her earrings, the works!
People like this are so stupid. If they paid any attention to wider society outside their tranny hugboxes, they would know nobody who isn't a tranny wears "she/her" jewelry and accessories. Maybe a pronoun pin if they work at a particularly pozzed establishment and are painfully into allyship, but even then it's much more likely someone doing that is a person of gender. The majority of us cissies can only be coerced into putting pronouns in an email signature or something similar (don't do this btw), and would never want to wear the dumb things on our bodies lest someone think we are trans.
 
The absolute unvarnished gall for that woman to come into a men's therapy group. And of course she was the first to take the mic: men are the decisive and take-charge sex, and they all jockey to be the first to confess their feelings to others. You can't stop men sharing their feelings with each other, they are all over that like white on rice.
She supposedly has instinctual insight into the male psyche and compassion for their lived experiences and still can't understand that yes, they DID clock you, and YES you absolutely inhibited their responses as much as the camera did. Men do NOT want to open up about their vulnerabilities and this stupid cow in the middle of them is preventing any kind of real bonding and therapy happening. How can they all be so oblivious?
 
She supposedly has instinctual insight into the male psyche and compassion for their lived experiences and still can't understand that yes, they DID clock you, and YES you absolutely inhibited their responses as much as the camera did. Men do NOT want to open up about their vulnerabilities and this stupid cow in the middle of them is preventing any kind of real bonding and therapy happening. How can they all be so oblivious?
Yeah this is one of those things that does make me 🎩.

I've seen dudes spiral out and nearly kill themselves with alcohol before talking about the things eating them inside (not trooning). a coworker of mine when I worked night shifts literally ended up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, and it was just him drinking alone during the day because he was extremely depressed about losing his previous job and having to work nights, missing out on his entire kids lives essentially. You didn't realize what was happening because he just showed up and did his job and didn't say shit to anyone. The need for actual male only segregated spaces that don't have the pressure and anxiety of women being present is super important. Men do not want to share in most cases, almost instinctually, and the only time I have ever seen men comfortable is when they are absolutely certain the people around them are on their side. It's really hard for that environment to exist with a woman present, it changes the dynamic. There are cases where a woman can essentially be an honorary dude, but in general there is an enormous value to both sexes to allowing single sex spaces to exist. But even the few ones that are allowed to exist are now infiltrated by narc fetishists walking in and making the whole thing about their gender LARP.
 
Too bad nobody has the balls the retort with the truth, like, “probably because of your caveman brow ridge, ya know the one situated on that gigantic noggin with the horse face! Or perhaps your broad shoulders, zero curves, no ass, gangly limbs, nary a hip to be seen. Maybe it was all the body hair that clocked you. Maybe a bigger purse next time sis 💜

I honestly find it hard to believe these men don't already know the truth about how they look, but on the other hand if he is seeking counsel from other MtFs who all look like him, maybe he really does think he passes.

If I were the waiter and didn't want to get fired, I'd say 'your sex is not a reward for effort, sir'.
 
Pooner's mom is a misandrist, comedy writes itself!
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Being a trans guy with a misandrist motherSensitive Topic (self.FTMventing)
submitted 20 hours ago by lion_percy

TRIGGER WARNING: misandry, sexism (towards women), transphobia, and advocating violence towards men

My darling lovely narcissist piece of shit mother is a misandrist. She hates men, said that she now calls all guys "penises" (not directly to their face, I think), and, today, said "kill all men." My father was right there but did NOTHING. I was just sitting there at the dining table in anger.
She was talking about how there were women who killed a whole army/fleet in their sleep. She talked about how me and my sister are different from "other women" (I'm not even a woman...), and that's when she said "yeah, kill all men."
I feel so much anger about this.
Sometimes she is sexist towards women, and talks about them being "fake" or "ugly."
She's a narcissist, so yeah she's gonna be like this... But I still feel so much anger about it. Men have lives too, men are awesome, and men do not deserve to be killed. Same goes for women.
And yeah no, she doesn't even see me as a real dude. I'm gonna have to go to girls' dorms when I transfer to a university. I'll be 17.
I'll be a 17 year old guy in a GIRLS' DORM.
Even without all the dysphoria, that would be so fucking uncomfortable, for me and probably for the girls too!!!!
If my dad is still alive next year (he's a boomer, there's no promises of life with him. I hope he'll still be alive next year though, he's cool), I'm going to ask him if I can be put in a boys' dorm, or just not in a girls' dorm.

Her post history is interesting... https://old.reddit.com/user/lion_percy/submitted
 
'Made of trash' is entering my lexicon.

I have corrected his last paragraph:
"Which sucks girldick, because I picked pictures where I had taken extensive effort in a shameless and doomed attempt to deceive others and get the public to become my partner in our experience of Shared Psychotic Disorder."
 
Yeah this is one of those things that does make me 🎩.

I've seen dudes spiral out and nearly kill themselves with alcohol before talking about the things eating them inside (not trooning). a coworker of mine when I worked night shifts literally ended up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, and it was just him drinking alone during the day because he was extremely depressed about losing his previous job and having to work nights, missing out on his entire kids lives essentially. You didn't realize what was happening because he just showed up and did his job and didn't say shit to anyone. The need for actual male only segregated spaces that don't have the pressure and anxiety of women being present is super important. Men do not want to share in most cases, almost instinctually, and the only time I have ever seen men comfortable is when they are absolutely certain the people around them are on their side. It's really hard for that environment to exist with a woman present, it changes the dynamic. There are cases where a woman can essentially be an honorary dude, but in general there is an enormous value to both sexes to allowing single sex spaces to exist. But even the few ones that are allowed to exist are now infiltrated by narc fetishists walking in and making the whole thing about their gender LARP.

Yeah, and while I agree with you about the single-sex spaces, I think having a pooner there is much worse than just an average woman being present for whatever reason. Can you imagine trying to be open and act natural while there's someone there who is clearly mining your experience and filing it away in her "how to act like a man" file? It must be like trying to have a normal conversation with a friend while there's a scientist in a lab coat standing next to you taking notes on a clipboard.

Even if people don't realize it consciously, they sense on some level what's going on when troons are present, and they shut down. Which is why single-sex groups infiltrated by troons inevitably break down and dissolve.


Exhibit 1 for why teenagers, especially crazy teenagers, need to stay the fuck off the internet. Her mom is terrible for not restricting her tard daughter's internet access, not for making dumb jokes about killing men.

For those who haven't clicked, this deranged 17-year-old has convinced herself that 1) she is trans 2) her mother is a "narcissist" 3) she is a therian with a feline identity 4) she is a Sith (yes, an actual Sith, you know, the made-up group of baddies from the Disney space wizard movies) 5) she is agender 6) she is "bi-gender" 7) she is "alter human" (I had to look that up) and that's just the first few pages.

And since it's current year, rather than anyone telling this tard to get off Reddit and work on real identity formation that isn't based on the latest subreddit she found, everyone is enabling her. Her future is not bright.
 
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