Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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TerminalTryHard said:
Plot twist: The pests had nothing to do with the chairs his neighbors were just tired of looking at the ugly things.
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It’s not impossible. Somebody I know put his own neighbor’s house up for sale on various “marketplace” sites - over a minor squabble. Fatboy likely has no shortage of people in his close orbit he’s been a dick to.
 
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Pat should be a side character in a sitcom. He's the perfect neurotic, insane neighbor to create shenanigans. There could be a running gag where once an episode the main character walks down the street, waves hello, and is met with a smile and an "enjoy prison, stalker!" The cast could be having lunch outside in the park and talking about whatever, and in the distance you see Pat pick up a small black child and start sprinting.
Pat stealing his own chairs and reporting it to the police could be the plot of an entire episode.
 
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Did the Milwaukeean out for a stroll happen to notice a 2021-2024 black Ford Edge parked in front of the Tomlinson compound, or nearby on N. Oakland ave? Nikki's car, if she even has one, remains unidentified.

So...
1-Someone returned the chairs recently. They went missing 14 May(?) He referred to them as stolen as recently as this afternoon. Piggy was truthful, for once. Unlikely.
2-Piggy's security camera caught the chair takers in flagrante delicto and piggy waddled out to intervene. The chair takers told him about the Craigslist ad. Piggy gave them an oinking for the ages, childed them, called them gullible, told them to leave and never return, then proceeded to act as if the chairs were really taken by posting the please return ads, etc. Bear in mind he posted that security cam still of a truck he claimed was there to tow away the rustang. It wasn't. He lies, and we know that he is capable of this sort of stupid lying.

Were the chairs returned, I'm certain he would have tweeted about it immediately. "Thank you for doing the right thing etc." He has not as of yet.

Whichever explanation includes the most stupidity, that'll be the correct one.

At least they are back and awaiting just the right moment to burst asunder when piggy sits in one of them. It'll happen.
 
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John_Smith said:
Did the Milwaukeean out for a stroll happen to notice a 2021-2024 black Ford Edge parked in front of the Tomlinson compound, or nearby on N. Oakland ave? Nikki's car, if she even has one, remains unidentified.

So...
1-Someone returned the chairs recently. They went missing 14 May(?) He referred to them as stolen as recently as this afternoon. Piggy was truthful, for once. Unlikely.
2-Piggy's security camera caught the chair takers in flagrante delicto and piggy waddled out to intervene. The chair takers told him about the Craigslist ad. Piggy gave them an oinking for the ages, childed them, called them gullible, told them to leave and never return, then proceeded to act as if the chairs were really taken by posting the please return ads, etc. Bear in mind he posted that security cam still of a truck he claimed was there to tow away the rustang. It wasn't. He lies, and we know that he is capable of this sort of stupid lying.

Were the chairs returned, I'm certain he would have tweeted about it immediately. "Thank you for doing the right thing etc." He has not as of yet.

Whichever explanation includes the most stupidity, that'll be the correct one.
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Considering Fatrick has done stunts like this multiple times now to try and garner himself sympathy and lawsuit money, it's more likely Piggy pulled off a fake stunt. As he's choosing to talk about gay movies rather than the fact that multiple people on Xitter reposted the pictures in this thread, and I don't think piggy would miss a chance to "This is why your life is over, stalker child. Enjoy prison" someone.
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John_Smith said:
Did the Milwaukeean out for a stroll happen to notice a 2021-2024 black Ford Edge parked in front of the Tomlinson compound, or nearby on N. Oakland ave? Nikki's car, if she even has one, remains unidentified.

So...
1-Someone returned the chairs recently. They went missing 14 May(?) He referred to them as stolen as recently as this afternoon. Piggy was truthful, for once. Unlikely.
2-Piggy's security camera caught the chair takers in flagrante delicto and piggy waddled out to intervene. The chair takers told him about the Craigslist ad. Piggy gave them an oinking for the ages, childed them, called them gullible, told them to leave and never return, then proceeded to act as if the chairs were really taken by posting the please return ads, etc. Bear in mind he posted that security cam still of a truck he claimed was there to tow away the rustang. It wasn't. He lies, and we know that he is capable of this sort of stupid lying.

Were the chairs returned, I'm certain he would have tweeted about it immediately. "Thank you for doing the right thing etc." He has not as of yet.

Whichever explanation includes the most stupidity, that'll be the correct one.

At least they are back and awaiting just the right moment to burst asunder when piggy sits in one of them. It'll happen.
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3-The whole thing was bs from the start, and the picture he posted was staged.
 
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Summer of George said:
Some Kiwifarmer was out for a ride today. Damn nice day for it. By the way, has anyone posted about a Good Samaritan returning a certain pair of beloved chairs to a certain Milwaukee back garden yet? Cause if not…







🚨🪑 it was all a work 🪑🚨


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P.S. fuck you Pat.
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Are those the right color? Could they be a neighbors? I’m not prepared to give up chairmageddon right away.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I’m thinking a shot across his yard into another but I’m too lazy to be autistic enough to google maps this shit.

Those chairs just look more swarthy than previous photos.
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I do agree that the chair look like they've been stained or something to make them darker and nicer than the pallets they were made of. Maybe the area had some rain and that's why they look darker?
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
That's because Patrick wants to always be seen as the victim.
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But a victim is a PUSSY. Does Patrick want to be a victim, a complete pussy, a weakling who was trampled over by troles? He should consider this concept, because his victim claims make him out to be a very weak pussy who can't defend himself, because he is not at all a tough guy, he is a crying pussy, begging to be rescued from his victimhood.

He is claiming to be a gay pussy, a weakling, completely incapable of defending himself because he's too weak.
 
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But a victim is a PUSSY. Does Patrick want to be a victim, a complete pussy, a weakling who was trampled over by troles? He should consider this concept, because his victim claims make him out to be a very weak pussy who can't defend himself, because he is not at all a tough guy, he is a crying pussy, begging to be rescued from his victimhood.

He is claiming to be a gay pussy, a weakling, completely incapable of defending himself because he's too weak.
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That's why he always imprisoning everyone.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
You're not wrong, thats why I said if she had any respect for him she'd have never done it, but as a man, if that shit ever happens to you, you're already in an impossible situation, if you've got any self respect, you have no choice, one of you is going to the hospital, and hopefully its gonna be him.
Its not about trying to cling on to some cheat, its about not being a bitch. I don't even like fighting but theres some things a man can't walk away from and call himself a man. Thats what my Dad always taught me.

Its just one of those situations as a man you should never let get to that point, but if it does, you're already out of options.
You can't just walk away and make a bitch out of yourself in front of everyone or stand there with a sad puppy look like Pat.
Wtf lol.

Maybe he does have a humiliation fetish.

Of course that he even let it get to that point in the first place shows there was already something severely wrong.
I was also always taught if you let a situation get so bad you're only choice is to fight someone over it you've already fucked up.

Everytime I see that picture this song plays in my head.
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What song is that? It reminds me of Hollow Knight.
 
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