Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Kela de Thaym said:
Metokur covering Fatrick, pinch me I must be dreaming. This is gonna be great.
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You know, that's another group that could have started fucking with Patrick. Jim's fans will send him, a dying man married to an Asian wife like a hundred pounds of potatoes instead of rice so she has a chance of finding another man when he's gone. Putting up a Craigslist add to take Patrick's beloved chairs is up their alley.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I want him to amend the complaint in the lawsuit against the cops. You know they’re obstructing justice and could have found them by now.
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You know how with missing persons where it's more or less confirmed that they were murdered and disposed of? And how law enforcement will sometimes decline to search a garbage dump (an actual garbage dump, not Casa de Tomlinson) because of prohibitive costs?

Same energy here.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
They just looked at literal threats of mass murder and said "meh"?
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I swear that's absolutely in-character for police in this country
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I had to doubletake when I saw that exchange because he unironically says stlaker. I don't know if it's him being frustrated and typing it out with fat drunken hooves or if this is a fake exchange. Fawk, man, I can't tell anymore with this pig.
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Given how often he types it, I'd be shocked if it weren't muscle memory that comes out even when he's trying to type "stop" or "step".
At the same time, my phone likes to autocorrect correctly-typed words to pure gibberish that somehow enter its dictionary, usually stuff like changing "ch" and "gh" to "hh" (e.g. pitch to pithh), and I've seen other people's phones do the same, so it could be possible?
 
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1488oniichan said:
I swear that's absolutely in-character for police in this country

Given how often he types it, I'd be shocked if it weren't muscle memory that comes out even when he's trying to type "stop" or "step".
At the same time, my phone likes to autocorrect correctly-typed words to pure gibberish that somehow enter its dictionary, usually stuff like changing "ch" and "gh" to "hh" (e.g. pitch to pithh), and I've seen other people's phones do the same, so it could be possible?
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I wonder how much a new Android phone is going to treat his text to people as they all seem to be the same. I'd hate for Patrick to be considered a scammer
 
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Featured on May 19, 2024 by Null: Field ops have determined Patrick S. Tomlinson has either recovered his chairs, or lied about them being stolen to begin with.
Some Kiwifarmer was out for a ride today. Damn nice day for it. By the way, has anyone posted about a Good Samaritan returning a certain pair of beloved chairs to a certain Milwaukee back garden yet? Cause if not…







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P.S. fuck you Pat.
 
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Summer of George said:
Some Kiwifarmer was out for a ride today. Damn nice day for it. By the way, has anyone posted about a Good Samaritan returning a certain pair of beloved chairs to a certain Milwaukee back garden yet? Cause if not…







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P.S. fuck you Pat.
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So tubby never lost his chairs? What a fucking idiot, why make up a fake story if you're just gonna put them out on full display? Oopsie doodles!
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Would be more believable if they went there the same Patrick said they were stolen. This just shows that someone was nice enough to return his beloved chairs.
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If it were anyone else, I'd give them the benefit of the doubt, but this is a habitual liar that spends his entire "life" on twitter, and there hasn't been a PEEP from him about them being returned.
 
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God fucking damn, Fat Rick is a retarded nigger with floppy tits. Imagine so desperate to grovel for mainstream media attention to just “scheme” a gayops for retards to think Fatrick got robbed. Clear sign of low IQ and not being a sharp tool in the shed here.
He is way too mentally mercurial and it was a fun day to see fatty being retarded trying to be famous.
 
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Holy fuck, this is huge. Like Pat. But this is a strange thing to lie about when you think about it, because those chairs are made from shitty pallet wood and are worth only arse and leg cancer.

Crazy how he continues to lie and almost always gets exposed. Why not get rid of them himself, or at least stick them in a fucking garage/storage so they are not in his publicly known garden.

This man is fucking stupid, and its very funny.
 
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