Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

American Beauty is lame. muh angry homophobe is secretly gay thinks his teenage son is blowing kevin spacey so in response he tries to make out with kevin spacey. who writes this shit.

That's.... Just not a logical progression of events. Who writes this shit?

He ruins everything he touches.

He's the opposite of his grandfather.

I think, moving forward, it might be advantageous to just say "he has access to familial wealth," or some variation thereof. It's still undeniably true, but avoids the specificity to where he could persist in a sematic denial.

I refuse to go down to his faggy level and play silly little lawyer semantics game. It's like the trans pronouns. He identifies as a self-made man even though it's clear he is not. That is to say Nick Rekieta does not pass as a man.

'll call him a trust fund brat because that's his inherent energy and because all copes come home to roost.

That too. Such sweet, sweet cope.

They're doing you a favor by getting rid of stray cats.

Cats and raccoons have a NAP.

Bludgeoning them with a hammer obviously points to sociopathy from Nick but the raccoon would do worse to you if it could.

If a coon killed my chickens, I would do shit to it that would make the Mexican cartels sick. Fuck Coons!

 

[ChromaQuack]

It's totally WEIRD and FUNNAY that people notice Nick goes on his piss breaks drooling, slobbering, barely awake, and suddenly returns completely WIRED and ENERGIZED.

I wonder how that happens?

It is a total mystery.

Listen here, the time he spends pissing in the bathroom being about the exact same time it'd take you to go from slumped to energized by snorting a line or two is merely a coincidence and it is very FUNNY and WEIRD you think otherwise.

 

[AltisticRight]

Provigil doesn’t have the same traditional “stimulant effects” like adderall/vyvanse/amphetamines. It aids in keeping you “wakeful”, but it doesn’t get you all amped up and spun like when DesTiny pops a couple adderall.

If it's mixed with alcohol, your alcohol tolerance increases drastically. When the effect of the medication wanes, you'll crash and black out. It's a pretty lethal combo.

They also got rid of my chickens that were locked in their coop for the night behind three layers of fencing and a latched door.

Those things probably figured out the latch mechanism, they're cute but little menaces. They're one of the smartest creatures living among humans.

I’m not coon-guarding but do we know if Nick ever had any housepets? If yes then maybe he was just overreacting in the middle of the night and keeping the coons away from his pets cut into his balldo time.

Supposedly they have some cats, and the bait trap was intended for a wild cat Balldo was trying to capture and domesticate because it kept scaring his other cats. Instead, he caught a skunk and waterboarded it. This faggot leaves cat food and cats outside and wonders why other animals will come and feed themselves. It's just astounding and stupid.

simply a new camera angle

Maybe a new tripod can fix these angles.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I’m not coon-guarding but do we know if Nick ever had any housepets? If yes then maybe he was just overreacting in the middle of the night and keeping the coons away from his pets cut into his balldo time.

If no then he was probably always a sociopath.

He used to have dogs but apparently they kept dying or having health aliment that made him a cat person.

 

[unimpressed cabbage]

During one of his “I’m super healthy” monologues after seeing the doctor for refills he referred to his narcolepsy medications in the plural but gave no indication as to what the other thing may be. It was either right before or after he did the tweaker stream grinding his jaw (I assumed he was probably adjusting to a dosage increase)

If I find time I’ll search for the clip and add it to the post

Edit: “one of my narcolepsy meds” :27

Re. the Provigil discussion: One stream from about a year to a year and a half ago that I remember distinctly, was Nick giving the audience advice on securing Provigil. He talked about getting it from India due some difficulty in obtaining the medication. His own tried and true source: local Indian cab drivers. This was not a joke and this was before he went full lolcow. I wish for the life of me that I could locate that stream. He was solo and not noticeably drunk.

Aaron said at some point that he's been friends with Nick since October.

Nick must have been aware of the Imholtes since at least December 2022, because he was on Simpcast 54 with April Imholte and Alex Stein. I remember it because Alex was in good form that night. First he called Nick's buddy Elijah Schaffer a scumbag who cheats on his wife; then he bullied April until Chrissy Mayer temporarily kicks him off stream; at the end he asked Nick about Hedonism.

Here’s that stream:

https://www.youtube.com/live/mWgfb_-P5IM?si=CWNx7ulycSEvNKYd

There are at least 10 good clips-worth in there, but I don’t know how to separate them here. Also, apologies if I posted the YouTube link in an annoying format. It wasn’t letting me embed media. Alex comes on at around the 2:55:05 mark.

I had bookmarked it over a year ago to a-log Faran because it was hilarious to see her on her best behavior after she had started to become more of a hassle than an asset to Nick and to law tube. Here, she’s seen squirming her way into a new circle she’d inevitably defraud, with Nick present, the tension between them palpable with her trying to keep a neutral face while Alex Stein not only rips into Aaron via April, but Nick himself, who looks even more uncomfortable the moment that Alex joins.

Amazing how the Alex/Aaron/April part makes so much more sense now.

 

[FedPostalService]

Why is Nick constantly describing everyday normal life like it’s somehow profound? He seems to think he’s the only man living an adult life but the rest of us just get on with it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Why is Nick constantly describing everyday normal life like it’s somehow profound?

idk man the fact that he's still alive is a miracle. Maybe he treasures every single little thing because it's miraculous that he's not dead yet.

Just kidding he's an idiot.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

You have to wonder, if trad Nick was always a way for him to get off, to fool the plebs, if this was all an act. An act, like not being a trustfund spoiled shit. Or where the turn happened, if it did. By his own admission, he's been pornsick since high school (or before).

Judging by how his voice changed and his admitting of doing molly. To some extent the drugs made him gayer.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Why is Nick constantly describing everyday normal life like it’s somehow profound? He seems to think he’s the only man living an adult life but the rest of us just get on with it.

He sees the success DSP has and is trying to mimic it.

 

[elb]

There are at least 10 good clips-worth in there

I’d do it but I can’t clip this channel

 

[AltisticRight]

Why is Nick constantly describing everyday normal life like it’s somehow profound? He seems to think he’s the only man living an adult life but the rest of us just get on with it.

His life with stops at Hedonism II, Pure Pleasure and Gay 90s certainly isn't normal.

 

[Fapcop]

Judging by how his voice changed and his admitting of doing molly. To some extent the drugs made him gayer.

Nick was partly always like this. Just look back at his very first streams.

What happened was that:

A: He blew up giving him more money and attention than was good for him, exacerbating his narc tendencies.

B: Most of his kids became older. You often see this in couples. Kids aren’t toddlers anymore, wife and husband go “wtf now”, mind and heart starts wandering, they get divorced after 7 or 8 years together.

In Nick’s and his wife’s case, rather than sleep around (small town Minnesota after all) they started to go to swinger parties, do drugs, and have degenerate sex.

It’s notable how so many people who know Nick IRL, mention that he/they took them to a sex shop. They were so mired in boomer tier sexual degeneracy that they preached it like the gospel and possibly tried to recruit fuck buddies.

(First it’s: “Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if we went to a sex shop?” It’s not weird or anything!”

And then once there: “Oh yeah, you should try this thing! We tried it! It’s fun! I’ll buy it for you, don’t worry it’s just for a laugh!”

And then soon after they get the hot-tub invite or: “Wouldn’t it be fun to go to a swinger party? Haven’t you always wondered what kind of people go there?”)

 

[AltisticRight]

@Hal are you able to add a poll to this thread? Duration for 2 weeks.

Question:
Will Nicholas Rekieta finish his promised 14 LOCALS streams for May?
1) YES, he will, Incel prude.
2) nope lol
(Case sensitive)

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Why is Nick constantly describing everyday normal life like it’s somehow profound? He seems to think he’s the only man living an adult life but the rest of us just get on with it.

My favorite part of cows is their description of normal life while being so far detached from anything normal. Nick complaining about mental health issues while being in a position to live far more comfy and stress free than your average kiwi thanks to a not a trust fund trust fund? Hilarious. It’s no different than Ralph’s broke ass not realizing everyone else doesn’t use paper plates for meals.

 

[Owlbear]

I love how Nick argued that he is not a trust fund brat purely because his granddaddy's residuary trust (the one specified in his will) was empty at the time he died, and he got zero dollars at the moment his grandfather died. What about your granddaddy's other trusts, Nick? Do any of them pay for your snack budget? How about the allowance you probably get from mom and dad? Or the salary from being on the board of granddaddy's nonprofit?

As a non-lawyer, even I know that you don't need to list all of your trusts in your will, and surely a non-practicing lawyer who has probably spent a lot of time thinking about how to rook his dead grandparent for money is aware of that fact. In typical non-practicing lawyer fashion, Nick sounds like he is trying to disguise what he actually got from his grandfather beneath some weird pedantic argument about wills and trusts. The fact that grandpa's will called it a "residuary trust" instead of "my trust" virtually guarantees that he set up at least a few other trusts.

Fun fact - Board members of nonprofits often get $50-80k per year for about 10-40 hours of work per year. Company board members get $100k+ for the same commitment.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

beneath some weird pedantic argument about wills and trusts.

Its all weird pedantic arguments with Nick, those are the only rebuttals he can muster up. Since he has no experience as a real lawyer, he thinks the best argument is one that is vague, evasive, and too frustratingly obtuse to address, instead of- oh I don't know- one that is truthful and relies on sound evidence to prove its point. Not even TV lawyers act this way, I would rather have Lionel Hutz defend me in court against a possible death sentence, than Nick representing me for a minor traffic violation.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Why is Nick constantly describing everyday normal life like it’s somehow profound?

To some extent the drugs made him gayer.

In Nick’s and his wife’s case, rather than sleep around (small town Minnesota after all) they started to go to swinger parties, do drugs, and have degenerate sex.

Nick reminds me of a handful of people that I have known in my life; and the one thing they all share in common is they all broke their brain rather suddenly because they "took a trip" and never fully returned. They may also spend the rest of their life trying to "relive" that experience. Chasing the Dragon, as it were.
They think they were given some god-like knowledge. We prudes just wouldn't understand. Drug induced psychosis is a thing. Sometimes a permanent thing.

Spoiler: Psychedelia BS ahead

Like Nick, the people I knew probably all had some type of underlying personality disorder or unresolved life-trauma, but LSD, Peyote or Mushrooms in a heroic dose gave them what they thought was some unique, esoteric personal, life changing revelation. Anyone who has taken psychedelics will know what I am talking about. The Psychonaut has some revelatory experience that they think answers all the questions of the universe. Usually, a mentally stable person will enjoy that experience and then file it away and go on with their life. For others, they spend the rest of their life trying to explain to us lesser beings how enlightened they are. Some even go on to establish some type of cult following.
I would caution anyone: don't take that first journey without a sober, experienced tour guide...

What these broke-brains really are-is boring. Admittedly, I am an old head, and have never used Molly or whatever the kids now days think they invented. From what I understand, the "rolling" with Molly is a very physically centered, body high. The descriptions I have read seem to talk about the "sensuality" that is enhanced while employing this drug. *shrugs* Seems like a rather selfish, materialistic type of journey, but perhaps it fits the times we live in...
Now before I go all Chakra bullshit, I'll just say. Nick is broken and the only thing that can fix him is Nick.

 

[Fapcop]

They think they were given some god-like knowledge. We prudes just wouldn't understand. Drug induced psychosis is a thing. Sometimes a permanent thing.

Just wanted to point out that Nick has admitted to struggling with porn addiction his entire life.

Whether this could have thrown him off into a coom fueled revelation is beyond me.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Just wanted to point out that Nick has admitted to struggling with porn addiction his entire life.

Whether this could have thrown him off into a coom fueled revelation is beyond me.

It's the Rekieta pipeline:

Porn -> booze -> cuckoldry -> booze -> faggotry -> booze -> pedo defending -> booze -> ?

He might be a white bread ass nigga, but Rackets sure knows how to ruin his life by giving into his most base, animalistic urges, like a real ghetto black. Sheeeit.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Just wanted to point out that Nick has admitted to struggling with porn addiction his entire life.

Whether this could have thrown him off into a coom fueled revelation is beyond me.

I think I have a pretty good idea of what Nick's mind-breaking trip looked like.

Something like this, uninterrupted for 12 hours: