Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Schmorko's smart enough not to come here, he's not that sort of cow, there's at least some flicker of average intelligence under the buzzwords and pronouns. He knows to keep stuff controllable, staying on twitter where he can block and avoid comments that set things straight, here he has no power over what others say. He'll stay as far away as he can while at the same time using us to create a one sided argument of abuse against him.

I'd say give him time. He does read the thread.

And if he does make an account here (keyword being if, given what we know about him). I would love to see him get upset while trying to defend his actions.

 

[Aquinas]

Funny that, i doubt talking about how you totally own him if he were to come here would convince him to show up,

So, how are you doing today, my fellow A-Logs

 

[InLivingTuna]

Schmorko's smart enough not to come here, he's not that sort of cow, there's at least some flicker of average intelligence under the buzzwords and pronouns. He knows to keep stuff controllable, staying on twitter where he can block and avoid comments that set things straight, here he has no power over what others say. He'll stay as far away as he can while at the same time using us to create a one sided argument of abuse against him.

I went with a specific wording to try and pull him in. I don't think he'd show up just to show up but he seems like he'd come to us if it meant he could talk about @Mandarys_Milan.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Funny that, i doubt talking about how you totally own him if he were to come here would convince him to show up,

So, how are you doing today, my fellow A-Logs

I'd tonguepunch Shmorky right in xir fartbox.
Edit: how's that for incentive?

 

[AnOminous]

Pfffff go home grandpa, I want to mentally abuse him.

Well, you heard him. Go apeshit.

 

[Amanda Mullen]

I am inclined to believe that he has suffered at least some form of abuse, however. I'm a great fan of the "Sometimes people are just fucked up wankers for no reason" school of thought, but even if you take his dreadful cartoons with a semi trailer of salt, and the paranoia, ego, and the mental vomit he sprays every time he opens his mouth, there's enough consistent themes that he comes from a bad place.

He's still a raging cunt though, just not in the way he wants to be. And probably even more in need of mental healthcare than his ex. The world can only hope that he goes through with his plans to cut his own balls off before he finds himself a fertile nappy and troon fetishist and procreates. And if he won't castrate himself, there appears to be a fair number of people who'd be delighted to do it for him.

I believe he was abused as well, like someone mentioned earlier in the thread, I think it might have been you, that he was traumatized by his family sometime during toilet training or may have been a bed wetter and that's where the whole diaper/"I'm a naughty baby who pisses my pants" thing comes from. I do believe that he was beaten and had some really hosed up things done to him by his family because they did seem really a few ticks off and he NEVER wanted to talk about his past so it seemed like there was genuine trauma there.

It's a shame because some mental help would do him a world of good, but that would require him to challenge his own worldview, attitude, and way of living life. He'd have to actually make changes and introspect upon himself, which he's incapable of doing. In Shmork's own mind he's perfect and never ever ever ever wrong and anyone who tells him different is just trying to victimize or "oppress" him due to his own invented and self-inflicted minority status. Not to play armchair psychologist, but if you google the symptoms of NPD it basically reads out like Shmork's autobiography:

• Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
• Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
• Believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other SPECIAL or high-status people (or institutions)
• Requires excessive admiration
• Has a very strong sense of entitlement, e.g., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
• Is exploitative of others, e.g., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
• Lacks empathy, e.g., is unwilling to recognize or IDENTIFY
  
  with the feelings and needs of others
• Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
• REGULARLY
  
  shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

People like that are very rarely willing to accept help. Shmorky is broken because he wants to stay broken. Instead of taking the rougher, more challenging road of actually fixing that brokenness, he'll continue to take the much easier route of drawing angry klurfs that represent his ex-girlfriends breaking his feelings vase and turning all his social media accounts into a soliloquy of how abused and broken he is for instant validation, and surround himself with people who will never challenge his worldview.

 

[AnOminous]

It's a shame because some mental help would do him a world of good, but that would require him to challenge his own worldview, attitude, and way of living life. He'd have to actually make changes and introspect upon himself, which he's incapable of doing. In Shmork's own mind he's perfect and never ever ever ever wrong and anyone who tells him different is just trying to victimize or "oppress" him due to his own invented and self-inflicted minority status.

There's a name for people like that. We call them lolcows because while they make their own lives and the lives of everyone around them miserable, to us, they're fucking hilarious.

 

[Amanda Mullen]

There's a name for people like that. We call them lolcows because while they make their own lives and the lives of everyone around them miserable, to us, they're fucking hilarious.

I'm okay with Shmork wallowing in his own misery for the rest of his life, but if he continues to seek out disabled or mentally ill women to lord over and exploit I'm going to be upset. Shmork, you really need to commit to that whole asexual lifestyle. You don't need to be in a relationship if you're asexual. If you want 24/7 companionship why not try getting a pet? Wait, no, don't do that, we saw what happened with the rats.

 

[Positron]

@Mandarys_Milan, try not to say "hosed up" or any other SA fucked-up phrases here. Thank you.

 

[Amanda Mullen]

I wish I could send Shmorky a cease and desist order to stop using my body on his Patreon video and shit like this and pretending it's his own. I understand that his hairy, hulking shoulders and barrel chest stuffed in a magenta turtleneck might be less marketable but please, take that shit down already.

 

[Count groudon]

I wish I could send Shmorky a cease and desist order to stop using my body on his Patreon video and shit like this and pretending it's his own. I understand that his hairy, hulking shoulders and barrel chest stuffed in a magenta turtleneck might be less marketable but please, take that shit down already.

I really don't understand how he thought this would fool anyone honestly. Like I guess if you're fortunate enough to never see a picture of him it'd probably convince them he's a small androgynous ladyboy, but anyone who's seen the yarn wig, shitty makeup, and large body would probably tell the difference.

 

[Kermit Can]

I wish I could send Shmorky a cease and desist order to stop using my body on his Patreon video and shit like this and pretending it's his own. I understand that his hairy, hulking shoulders and barrel chest stuffed in a magenta turtleneck might be less marketable but please, take that shit down already.

Didn't you know? It's the textbook reaction of someone who's been violently raped to keep photos and videos of their abuser to use for their fake gender fairy identity. Soon he'll be calling himself alt-rightkin and claiming you as a headmate.

 

[vertexwindi]

I really don't understand how he thought this would fool anyone honestly. Like I guess if you're fortunate enough to never see a picture of him it'd probably convince them he's a small androgynous ladyboy, but anyone who's seen the yarn wig, shitty makeup, and large body would probably tell the difference.

It'd fool anyone who'd think of donating to his Patreon and that's good enough for Shmorky I'm guessing.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

@Mandarys_Milan, try not to say "hosed up" or any other SA fucked-up phrases here. Thank you.

"Hosed up" comes from SCTV and is older than Somethingawful.

 

[trollgirl]

You guys are falling straight into Shmorkys trap. Being verbally pissed on like this is exactly what he wants

 

[CatParty]

 

[HG 400]

You guys are falling straight into Shmorkys trap. Being verbally pissed on like this is exactly what he wants

Oh okay we'll stop then.

 

[CatParty]

Oh okay we'll stop then.

nno pls no we need @Mandarys_Milan to keep getting mad

 

[HG 400]

nno pls no we need @Mandarys_Milan to keep getting mad

But that's just what Shmorky wants, didn't you hear the nice girl troll who signed up specifically just to tell us that?

We should probably just delete this entire thread because that would make Shmorky the maddest and I love making trannies and faggots mad because I live the white nationalist lifestyle.

 

[CatParty]

But that's just what Shmorky wants, didn't you hear the nice girl troll who signed up specifically just to tell us that?

We should probably just delete this entire thread because that would make Shmorky the maddest and I love making trannies and faggots mad because I live the white nationalist lifestyle.

do you think it would troll him if we made a thread on @Mandarys_Milan and then deleted this one? oh and heil hitler.