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I’m guessing she sneezed little tree out and didn’t have time to hypnoorgasmswing away her contractions. Considering how little she’s discussed it we might find that she’s ashamed. A normal birth is boring to her so she needed time to think of how to spin it.she supposedly had a magical birth just as planned but only two pics and she waited a whole month to talk about it?
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then again, totally fitting that the whole post is "ME ME MY POWER MY STRENGTH ME" and nothing about the little sapling
Grow strong little tree. Make friends with squirrels and birds are torment your crazy mother.
Also I forget how weird fresh out the womb babies look lol. Mine gave me the stink eye for hours after being salad tonged tf out after overstaying her welcome by 2 weeks. Poor nurse lady was sweating from the effort. Baby was all different colours and had a squished head