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[Yamamura]

We have a Wumao (no im not summoning him, look if you want) in the LazerPig thread. It's like you say. Always got to be sucking dick over "new" achievements and war machines that the west and even Russia has achieved for the better part of a century. And people wonder why I hate China.

I can't imagine what it must be like having a full time job as a Chinese government shill. Must be pathetic.

And speaking of McLaren clones, the front end of the Xiaomi SU7 looks very suspiciously familiar:

It's kind of funny, they're like the cars in GTA games. You know the ones where they're obviously trying to get you to associate it with a real life car, but want to make it different enough that they can skirt around licensing laws.

 

[gagabobo1997]

As an enjoyer of cheap chinkshit I do like the idea of buying a cheap as fuck CCPmobile, but there's no way it'd be better than something like a Tesla.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I can't imagine what it must be like having a full time job as a Chinese government shill. Must be pathetic.


It's kind of funny, they're like the cars in GTA games. You know the ones where they're obviously trying to get you to associate it with a real life car, but want to make it different enough that they can skirt around licensing laws.
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Ironically my first car I went with in GTA online back in 2012-2013 was the Tesla EV knockoff. I just liked the quiet sound of the electric engine in the game.

Then my next car added to my garage was the Bison (Dodge Ram) mmmmbig Truck.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

As an enjoyer of cheap chinkshit I do like the idea of buying a cheap as fuck CCPmobile, but there's no way it'd be better than something like a Tesla.

The faghotry part of it is some (perhaps not all) is due to avoiding certain safety laws.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/5055269116

https://archive.is/h4hmf

This POS can do 20 mph for two hours on absolute retard-tier batteries. It can carry four people and/or some cargo. It’s $8k.

I think everyone can see what it’s missing compared to a Cybertruck, but sometimes you don’t need all the things on the bigger one. But all the safety laws and shit make you unable to make that choice for yourself; the golf cart is not street legal in most places even though you can buy an ancient enough car that is basically the same and even less safe.

China gives no fucks and makes and sells whatever the hell they can and want.

 

[quaawaa]

They're falling to the dark side:



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[Thiletonomics]

The faghotry part of it is some (perhaps not all) is due to avoiding certain safety laws.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/5055269116

https://archive.is/h4hmf

This POS can do 20 mph for two hours on absolute retard-tier batteries. It can carry four people and/or some cargo. It’s $8k.

I think everyone can see what it’s missing compared to a Cybertruck, but sometimes you don’t need all the things on the bigger one. But all the safety laws and shit make you unable to make that choice for yourself; the golf cart is not street legal in most places even though you can buy an ancient enough car that is basically the same and even less safe.

China gives no fucks and makes and sells whatever the hell they can and want.

If you thought those EV golf carts are insane, then you should check out the Wuling Hongguang Mini EV, a micro kei EV that somehow became the #1 Best-Selling EV in China, and even overtook the Tesla Model 3 in Chinese sales:



It sells for about less than $5k USD, and there's even a dedicated fanbase for this model, due to its similarity to Japanese kei cars. It was even added to Forza Horizon 5, in one of their DLC Car Packs:



I do wonder how long it will take for the NJB/FuckCars community to start Stanning for this car, like they are doing with other Chinese EVs.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

They're falling to the dark side:
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Despite these people being pathological liars, the situation in Houston over the last past few days has been extremely rough, with something like 800,000 people without electricity and, thus it makes sense that services are interrupted. (As of this morning there were still like 300k houses and businesses out of juice.)

I like the idea the retard's idea thinks he should sue the city over a bus ticket. At minimum, filing in a small claims court case is around $100, worth it if some contractor screwed you over for $5,000 but not worth a $5 bus ticket.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I do wonder how long it will take for the NJB/FuckCars community to start Stanning for this car, like they are doing with other Chinese EVs.

I'm not even against allowing them as long as everyone recognizes that an f150 or even a fucking geo metro is going to eat them for doggam breakfast in an accident. Just completely obliterated.

Of course that’ll never happen, even though everyone is fine with donorcycles

 

[BulkForceFive]

Something fucky is going on there. I don't think I could fuck the suspension settings up enough so that the car with less than half the hp [and a similar weight] is faster.

If their electric cars are anything like their R/C components, that 1287 hp is based on the theoretical maximum amount of power the system could take right before exploding, not the actual power output.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I'm not even against allowing them as long as everyone recognizes that an f150 or even a fucking geo metro is going to eat them for doggam breakfast in an accident. Just completely obliterated.

Of course that’ll never happen, even though everyone is fine with donorcycles

The bigger crime is "cars are bad for people, but trams should go through the streets". Yes, I'm sure a 9-ton train is much safer for your puny meatbag body than a 2-ton truck.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Something fucky is going on there. I don't think I could fuck the suspension settings up enough so that the car with less than half the hp [and a similar weight] is faster.

Maybe it can't actually sustain its peak output past the first minute or so? When the Porsche Taycan first came out, one of its selling points was being able to actually deliver the advertised horsepower all day every day while the contemporary Tesla rival would start dialing back its output after a couple of hard launches and a lap around the fabled Burgerking would thoroughly cook it.

 

[anklyscr]

Horsepower doesn't always translate to speed. What's the torque on this thing? Pulling power, as in, the ability to pull it's own weight? If the torque is shit, you could have a trillion Horsepower, it's not going to keep up and be as reactive as a ICE car with a modern 6 cylinder that's pulling as much as a old 8 cylinder.

BZZZzzztttt. Sorry there contestant, incorrect answer.

If you've got a shed load of horsepower you can gear it into torque- See an old F1 with 1000hp @ 19,000rpm
So on a clean sheet design like this you can add a 1 speed gearbox to turn your motor rpm into a useable road speed.

What you can't do is turn a low HP high torque engine into a low torque high hp engine. No matter how long a gear you put behind a Olds 350 diesel you can't get more than the 120[on a good day] hp out of it.

I'll go with the other poster and just assume the Chinese are lying about the power output.

 

[IdiotPlusPlus]

The bigger crime is "cars are bad for people, but trams should go through the streets". Yes, I'm sure a 9-ton train is much safer for your puny meatbag body than a 2-ton truck.

Unfortunately most newer ones have cow catchers and sideplates to prevent most urbanist darwin award winners from claiming their prizes.

That being said, a car getting hit by the ol 'Rhino on a Skateboard' is always funny, also seeing some idiot get whacked by a side mirror because they can't stand behind the warning line is a laugh, and it's not as if they can blame the tram xD

 

[Yamamura]

Lmao yeah, sue the government. "your honor the bus was late and I've suffered damages". I'd like to see how that goes.

I do wonder how long it will take for the NJB/FuckCars community to start Stanning for this car, like they are doing with other Chinese EVs.

Not long I imagine. It seems to tick all the boxes perfectly:

• it suits their contrarian attitudes;
• associated with the word "Kei" they keep cooming over;
• it's not made by Elon.

If they can't convince people to ride bikes their next cope is to get people to drive worse cars. Don't be surprised if you see a video titled "why Chinese cars just make sense" made soon.

This goes into a bigger rant I have. I hate contrarian youtube, they don't have a point they just want to go against the grain for the sake of it. Like that Drew Gooden video where he showed a clip from NJB with the kids sitting down cross legged in front of a truck. They take the most superficial look at a subject and give their room temperature iq takes on them. He made some valid points in the video about some modern car features being unnecessary, but definitely not a nuanced take on the situation of why things are the way they are.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Lmao yeah, sue the government. "your honor the bus was late and I've suffered damages". I'd like to see how that goes.

These niggers thing that the “refund $5 to get the fucker to go away” policy is some huge governmental lever they can use to prevent bus delays during a major weather disaster. They’re gonna make slactivists blush.

 

[WelperHelper99]

BZZZzzztttt. Sorry there contestant, incorrect answer.

If you've got a shed load of horsepower you can gear it into torque- See an old F1 with 1000hp @ 19,000rpm
So on a clean sheet design like this you can add a 1 speed gearbox to turn your motor rpm into a useable road speed.

What you can't do is turn a low HP high torque engine into a low torque high hp engine. No matter how long a gear you put behind a Olds 350 diesel you can't get more than the 120[on a good day] hp out of it.

I'll go with the other poster and just assume the Chinese are lying about the power output.

What I'm saying is that they're retarded and not getting it into torque properly. That and yes they're fucking lying.

 

[quaawaa]

I do wonder how long it will take for the NJB/FuckCars community to start Stanning for this car, like they are doing with other Chinese EVs.

Not long at all:









Do these people have any original thoughts at all? Jason tweets about how great Chinese EVs are and they instantly switch from "all cars are bad, EVs don't solve the problems of car dependency" to "look at how awesome and amazing this car is". Notice that OP has a "Not Just Bikes" flair and that the picture in the post is the exact same one that you shared.

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[Apple Porcupine]

He made some valid points in the video about some modern car features being unnecessary, but definitely not a nuanced take on the situation of why things are the way they are.

Well if they actually earnestly did that they'd be called every -ist in the book.

 

[Yamamura]

Not long at all:
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Do these people have any original thoughts at all? Jason tweets about how great Chinese EVs are and they instantly switch from "all cars are bad, EVs don't solve the problems of car dependency" to "look at how awesome and amazing this car is". Notice that OP has a "Not Just Bikes" flair and that the picture in the post is the exact same one that you shared.

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Like clockwork. I suppose it isn't surprising considering reddit's associations with the CCP in the past they are no strangers to being professional wumaos.


They don't realize that car prestige is just as much a part of Chinese culture as it is in the west. Just walk around any major university campus and see a barrage of BMW X5s and Mercedes GLSs in the parking lot driven by Chinese international students. Yes they have micro cars in China but those cheap ones are usually associated with poor people, just like the Nissan Versa in America.

Yeah, the Chinese auto industry is so in touch with the needs of the modern urbanist. Just look no further than the Rolls Royce Cullinan-er I mean Hongqi LS7.



Do you really need a 4080Ti to play video games? No, just turn down the settings. Do you want one? Yes.

These people can't grasp that you are allowed to have things because they're cool. Why should anyone be allowed to drink a soda bigger than 250ml everyday. It's bad for you, but they still allow it. It's really a double standard. They only want to limit things they're not interested in; however when you start restricting how many useless plastic toys they're allowed to own watch them squeal about government tyranny.

I hate urbanists

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Not once have I ever thought to myself that I shouldn't pay taxes even tho it subsidizes things in cities that I'll never use.

Alarming if these people ever got into in position of power.

Remember, however much you subsidize cities, it's never enough. They'll insist that the cities subsidize the suburbs (which is objectively wrong) and will invent new reasons to punish you when those run out ("externalities").