🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Balldo's Gate]

Piggy issuing empty threats again, don't know what triggered his impotent rage.

What even prompted this?

I'm sure @elb is relishing the prospect of clipping another hollering session the next time Ralph streams though.

 

[elb]

What even prompted this?

I'm sure @elb is relishing the prospect of clipping another hollering session the next time Ralph streams though.

I’ve been trying to figure it out as well, I appreciate any help in the right direction

Only thing I can think of is maybe a defense of Rekieta for this clip I posted yesterday? I could be way off though, I haven’t had time to follow anything extra

 

[HackerX]

“Someone like me”?
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Lol. No one’s afraid of you, fatty.

Who is the most notable person that takes Ralph seriously at this point? For someone unfamiliar with the sektur, there's no discernable difference between the ragepig and a random xitter user.

 

[AltisticRight]

Piggy issuing empty threats again, don't know what triggered his impotent rage.
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>With what's out there
>Tiny West Memphis Micro
>Getting beat up at least 3 times
>5'1''
>Fat
>Credit score that's no better than Boogie2988's
>Entire fucking subforum on Kiwi Farms

That's not a brag, piggie, that's not a brag. Anyone in your situation would kill themselves.

 

[Offen Ded Tardreee]

Anyone in your situation would kill themselves.

That statement is the brag. He’s still alive, hollerin into the void.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

That statement is the brag. He’s still alive, hollerin into the void.

Ralph is too poor, dumb and fat to kill himself even if he wanted to, too cowardly to get himself purposely killed and too much of an attention whore for any of his threats to ever be serious.

Trey Stone and Matt Parker must be huge fans of the killstream

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy with the retard take and three typos in the third sentence. Intoxicated and moronic, such is the life of the Merida pigmonster.

 

[AltisticRight]

>I'm ready to see some pain brough to BIbi and th rest
You're alread brough pein tooo me becourse I has two reed tha

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Who is the most notable person that takes Ralph seriously at this point?

Torta guy when he takes Ralph's order ( cash up front)?

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Piggy with the retard take and three typos in the third sentence. Intoxicated and moronic, such is the life of the Merida pigmonster.
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Pernicious mountain Jews with their weather machines...

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I was onboard for the Jewish conspiracy.. but seeing Ralph repeat it some how makes it less valid... I'm more onboard with the "3rd world county under sanctions cannot into helicopters' line now.

 

[变性黑鬼]

I was onboard for the Jewish conspiracy.. but seeing Ralph repeat it some how makes it less valid... I'm more onboard with the "3rd world county under sanctions cannot into helicopters' line now.

Ralph could spend 5 minutes reading the KF thread on this crash and he'd know Iran cannot into helicopters at all. They flew 1960s helicopters that have never had any maintenance done on them into a foggy mountain range. If this is a clever assassination, then it would make Agent 47 green with envy, because it's almost unmistakably an accident. The president in Iran isn't even the top dog, so why bother assassinating him?

I guess it would be more like 50 minutes given his drug addled state. Can't let that cut into your busy schedule of poopin and fardin and eating taquitos.

 

[Swole McPole]

Piggy with the retard take and three typos in the third sentence. Intoxicated and moronic, such is the life of the Merida pigmonster.

Bibi needs to get on the phone to Mossad and tell them to dispatch their most skilled gunt puncher to Mexico ASAP.

Bibi, if you're reading this. Perhaps you don't want to get your hands dirty? Perhaps you're concerned about doing such a dirty deed on the American continent? That's OK. There's a man on the internet and if he gives the word you can rest safe in the knowledge that his sweetie squad will go out and pummel that fat man till he cries for mercy. And the chances are, that guy's gonna be dead long before the FBI ever gets around to interviewing him in respect of the gunt pummelling.

Look for a guy who sells hats Hats with four stars. He'll sort it out for you.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Bibi needs to get on the phone to Mossad and tell them to dispatch their most skilled gunt puncher to Mexico ASAP

gabe hoffman will be the middle man for this

 

[The Backwards Man]

Piggy with the retard take and three typos in the third sentence. Intoxicated and moronic, such is the life of the Merida pigmonster.
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You wanna *see* some pain, Ralph? Not inflict it? What's the matter? Did the Xanax nullify your ragehog lethality?
You need to go out there and DESTROY THE JEWS ZIONISTS. Do it, Ralph. Enlist.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph be worried. First the Jews hacked Nick Fuentes to stream gay porn, then went on to assassinate the Iranian president… They might go after you to silence you. Have your Mexican lawyer start your truck from now on, you have to live and stick it to the Jews by doing the more boring livestreams ever.

 

[porkWellington]

"If Israel didn't assassinated the Iran President where is the pictoral ebidance?"

 

[NaggotFigger]

You wanna *see* some pain, Ralph? Not inflict it? What's the matter? Did the Xanax nullify your ragehog lethality?
You need to go out there and DESTROY THE JEWS. Do it, Ralph. Enlist.

Ralph unfortunately is too fat as fuck to actually even inflict serious pain to everything. In the end, when he tries hard to be tough and threaten to destroy his enemies and le Jews, all was left was a whimper, hollering and squealing of the ragehog because Gunt is 5'1, fat, Xanax-laced, drunk, and a shitty father with no combat experience. If he tried to enlist, he would run for a short time and fell down quickly

Piggy with the retard take and three typos in the third sentence. Intoxicated and moronic, such is the life of the Merida pigmonster.
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Still in the Isreal-ayylawging, huh? He shows very little amount of logic and clear history, and just think the same way like those niggers does to Jews: Clout chasing and making nonsensical opinions or conspiracy theories that has no base proof to begin with. Gunt is low-IQ'd and he only chases certain retards just to stay on the "right side", whilst in fact, he hollers the wrong side of all things and end up squealing in return when people called out Gunt's retardation.

Ralph could spend 5 minutes reading the KF thread on this crash and he'd know Iran cannot into helicopters at all. They flew 1960s helicopters that have never had any maintenance done on them into a foggy mountain range. If this is a clever assassination, then it would make Agent 47 green with envy, because it's almost unmistakably an accident. The president in Iran isn't even the top dog, so why bother assassinating him?

Piggy unfortunately ayylawgs KF and the Ooperator, so there is no chance for the pigmonster to actually go read the thread and leans on other Josh ayylawgers and ayylawgs about them together because Piggy is poor, retarded and obese that he would just straight up leaning into other fellow ayylawgs without a second thought. Not to mention, Iran is notorious for having a long history of aviation accidents and incidents, so the shit Gunt says lack a lot of research because he is as dumb as an inbred piglet that is too drunk and drugged at the same time.

Ralph be worried. First the Jews hacked Nick Fuentes to stream gay porn, then went on to assassinate the Iranian president… They might go after you to silence you. Have your Mexican lawyer start your truck from now on, you have to live and stick it to the Jews by doing the more boring livestreams ever.

Not to mention, they fucked Johnny Somali in the ass as well. Do not fuck with the Jews or they will come after his taquitoes collection in Mexico and beat the living shit out of his piggy sharts.

 

[Mikoyan]

This arc of Ralph amuses me. He must figure 1488 is the next grift. Except he won't risk deplatforming so it's more halfassed to 744.

And then on the way there he passes 7-11 and stops to eat the entire hot dog roller tray.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Piggy with the retard take and three typos in the third sentence. Intoxicated and moronic, such is the life of the Merida pigmonster.
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I honestly read that last word jumble sentence as directed at Bibble, and wondered what our token "black" man had done to upset Ralph? Maybe he finally got that DnD game with JiiIIIIMIMMMMM?? But then oh yeah, hatin' on da jooz, hi iq ralph move.