Indiana lacks jurisdiction.
Mexico already has a fucking sandwich, it's called a Torta.
Fuck sandwich specific leasing.
Now if the Judge had said "Man, a torta don't got no dang mayo, that's a messican sandwich" that would be alright. That's a fair ruling.
But no, a taco is not a sandwich.
I do wonder at my own shortsightedness though, because I think a hot dog IS a a sandwich, because the bun is split in half, whereas a tortilla is just folded around the goods.
I always got weirded out by people calling a chicken sandwich a "chicken burger" but it turns out that's how the rest of the world sees it.
Hot pockets were always referred to as sandwiches Ultrapenguin.
Aw damnit Caesare, you got me wondering about Calzones. I'd say they're a plate meal. You can't really walk around eating a calzone like a stromboli, you gotta eat it on a plate.
Mexican joints have plate meals, but they're kind of like a build it yourself lunchbox.
I'd say a stromboli is a sandwich, but that's a bit of a stretch.
