Following Lengthy and expensive litigation, Burritos and Tacos are declared to be Sandwiches. - A court in Indiana has determined by a preponderence of the evidence that Mexican style Sandwiches are still just that. ingredients encased in bread.

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If I tell that bitch to bring me a sandwich and I get a fucking taco someone’s getting some unscheduled mascara.

A hot dog might MIGHT just slide by. Might.

 

[DHugo]

It's so over sandwich bros..

 

[Belmont]

This will cause uproar on NPR, they're still trying to figure out if a hot dog is a sandwich.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Its finally settled bros.

i completely disagree with this

then a hot dog is a sandwich

a burrito is closer to a wrap than a sandwich

pinche gringo

 

[Curious]

Ok wtf is wrong with the mods, featuring every bullshit boring article. First about some random monday fight in Taiwan parliment now this? Who gives a fuck

 

[indomitable snowman]

Ok wtf is wrong with the mods, featuring every bullshit boring article. First about some random monday fight in Taiwan parliment now this? Who gives a fuck

They could feature BMJ where he wins and loses 20k in a few minutes again. These are funny and unique.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Mexican sandwiches are called tortas

Everywhere else tortas are cakes

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

This is the biggest thing to happen to Indiana in 30 years.

 

[Android raptor]

The fuck kind of shopping plaza only allows restaurants that serve sandwiches?

 

[AltisticRight]

Ok wtf is wrong with the mods, featuring every bullshit boring article. First about some random monday fight in Taiwan parliment now this? Who gives a fuck

Hope they feature your comment next.

 

[Sheogorath]

a tortilla is not fucking bread how the fuck can you call a burrito a sandwhich is any form of grain and meat a sandwhich what the fuck is spaghetti then this is utter insanity

 

[AI generated waifu]

Finally, some real news

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

The autism in this thread is amazing.

PS: call whatever you want a sandwich, just don't pronounce it with an "m".

 

[Joe Swanson]

Itt, seething beaners

 

[Terence Trent D'ARPA]

a sandwich bar-style restaurant whose primary business is to sell ‘made-to-order’ or ‘subway-style’ sandwiches.

So what the plaza owners really wanted was a fast-casual restaurant that has primarily take-out orders, and not a full-service place that's going to take up all the available parking spots. You know, I agree with the judge that the taco place would fulfill the covenant. Sandwich bar? "Mexican-style" sandwich bar? Both will work.

However, the whole "taco is a sandwich" idea is going to go over as well as Indiana attempting to set the value of pi to 3.2.

BTW Subway sells wraps. Would these be considered "burritos?"

 

[Dickus Biggus]

Then what is pizza?

A vegetable if you ask congress.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Ok wtf is wrong with the mods, featuring every bullshit boring article. First about some random monday fight in Taiwan parliment now this? Who gives a fuck

They have violated the sanctity of the Feature option!

 

[Tiresome]

Its finally settled bros.

Who the fuck cares?

 

[one or fewer posts a day]

A baker or miller covered in flour is protein and other fillings in a flour covering, and therefore by the proposed definition is a sandwich.

This reminds me of some dumb shit that supposedly went all the way to Chinese supreme court, whether "pantyhose" should be considered "pants" or "hose".

They had fucking academics debating whether it's pants, hose, or its own category (radical centrists).

>Chinese legal analysis of the nature of pantyhose
>leads with Wittgenstein

 

[Spergichu]

Now all of the Internet can experience the autsim that was the Great Kiwi Cheese Debate of 2023.