Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[JelloJerk]

>elevator sex Chris video you guys are referencing

I forgot to emphasize this before in my post where I went through LolcowFarms, but as per one of the posts and at 1:30 in the video, Anisa says that she shoved a dildo in her ex-boyfriend's ass once.
THE PEGGING THEORY GAINS GROUND

>Anisa called out and “apologizing”

We're getting to the point where her lies are going from ridiculous and silly to more than a little malicious. Way to shove the husband you totes love under the bus as soon as you get any heat. Now she didn't give Ian the idea of the Content Cop, but helped him "workshop ideas", and was now heavily involved in the last THREE? How is being heavily involved with 3 CCs vs 1 better? Is it fine if Anisa attacks men but not women?

Anyway, speaking of lies, here's another clip dump of episode 15 of The Bog
(Previous parts of this: 1, 2, 3 (at the bottom), 4)

Previously, we left with Anisa crying about how much she misses streaming. Dane says that a lot of people would totally want to see her streaming again is Dane /ourguy/ just pretending to be a faggot and trying to get us more pear milk?

iDubbbz says that they're just waiting for people to get tired of using them as a clip farm. Keep posting these bud, I'm sure it helps. This is also the part where they talk about Brittany Venti. iDubbbz says that she could've kept doing it forever if she wanted to but stopped because "nobody wanted to see it anymore".

Is this really true?

Spoiler: Venti analysis

Brittany Venti posted a total of 5 videos about Anisa. 4 if you don't count the livestream.
From the like/dislike ratio, you can tell the first 2 were controversial. Brit was, after all, very ahead of the curve when it came to Anisa.


You could argue that that's what Ian meant when he said she stopped because no one wanted to see it anymore.
However, the next videos were well received, as they were post-OF saga. People were saying she was vindicated, or "Venticated", as she put it.



Keep in mind that this was at the very start of the shit show. Before CC1. Before Sam Hyde. Before the wedding. Before CC2 and Froggy. Before the apologies, the other wedding, Cart Narc, and the podcast. She could've easily kept making videos about Anisa every step of the way, making catty comments on her wedding and ring, her OF shoots, the tattoos, the CC2 spenditure, the podcast. I'm sure it would rake in more dough than whatever the Kino Casino is making from talking about them, because she would've been the first. I have no idea why she stopped making videos about Anisa, but to say that it was a tired topic and that nobody would've wanted to see it is ridiculous.

Anisa says that Ian gets the same level of hate online as a pedophile, or someone like Onision would get. Absolutely delusional . The worst that has happened to you fuckers is getting called a cuck and a whore online. Dane chimes in with a "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ALL LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND THAT'S IT!!"

This is a really good sound clip that I'm sure someone could have some use for.

Anyway, it continues: Making a Sam Hyde documentary was the worst decision EVER!!!
WHY WAS I CENTERED??? I WAS NOT INVOLVED IN THAT AT ALL!!- Anisa
This might be the optimist in me, but I think iDubbbz is referencing the Farms here? "Every commentary YouTuber is just like grabbing this shit out of like a fucking pipeline that's being fed to them in a very deliberate way".

ANISA IS SUCH A GOOD PARTNER. SHE SUPPORTS IAN ALWAYS. EVEN WHEN SHE DOESN'T SUPPORT IT SHE JUST LETS HIM DO WHATEVER. SHE'S REALLY COOL AND CHILL GUYS.
I also like that she says "I wasn't interested in doing that, so WE hired a camera guy, that WE interviewed and stuff". The narrative of her being the camerawoman for everything has now solidified in her head. On top of that she contradicts what she just said in the previous clip of not being involved at all, but you both hired the camera guy?

Uncle Dane is the guy who edited the documentary and is all his fault that the video was late. His reason? He just procrastinated you guis!! I don't know about you guys, but if I were asked to get a project for someone else done, especially something of such high caliber like a documentary on Sam Hyde, I would probably prioritise this. It would be very shitty and rude to take 9 months to finish someone else's video. Unless you know, they shelved it.

Anisa says that they TOOOOTALLY didn't just release the documentary because Sam Hyde dropped his. It was like, 90% done! "Well... more like 70%, but yeah" says Dane. Yeah, that's why in the shoehorned in segment where iDubbbz talks about meta irony he has a completely different haircut, because you totally didn't have this shelved and then scrammed to do it last minute.

Dane blatantly lying and saying Sam did not communicate, when Sam's video literally starts by saying that iDubbbz ghosted them and that's why they're doing this. "It was probably a tactic", he says.

iDubbbz says he was "TOO FAIR", "I WAS GOING IN VERY UNDERSTANDING" and says that the documentary "Should've been a hitpiece now that he knows where it all ended up".
If you watched those videos, I don't have to tell you how bullshit that statement is. I think he tried to not make it look like a hitpiece since he knew it was all a troll in the end but it was still very obviously filmed in that way.

Dane says that with all their documentary subjects (they're totally going to keep making documentaries just trust pls), they have to approach them with empathy, but it's hard to feel empathy for Sam Hyde. It's hard to feel empathy for the guy who got his Adult Swim show cancelled and who you thought was now a washed up fuck up? What is wrong with these guys lol.
He tries to reel it back and say "I'M A FAN OF HIS WORK THO"

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Anisa says that Ian gets the same level of hate online as a pedophile, or someone like Onision would get. Absolutely delusional

ian, you still have a channel. lol you're not worse than a pedophile

shitty person, yes

pedophile, no

 

[JelloJerk]

ian, you still have a channel. lol you're not worse than a pedophile

shitty person, yes

pedophile, no

Yep. The Jomhas have never been:
-Deplatformed
-Swatted
-Had food and other weird shit delivered to their house
-Don't have an army of poo-touchers who actively try to ruin their lives and run gayops

Almost every other major lolcow on the site has had at least one of the above happen to them. If they think it's this bad now when it's normie YouTubers making fun of them and us gossiping, I can't imagine how they'll react if a few years down the line they start getting Wings or Cyraxxx level A-Logs.

 

[nanona]

Anisa has NO chill and ALL the fucks to give.

She needs thicker skin than that, but on her shitty podcast she is constantly MAD, yelling and talking erratically over everybody else. There is no clip where she lets someone else talk without at least quipping over them (let alone interrupting and derailing), she is just a constant noise box.

Anisa doesn't exist if she isn't heard and that scares her.
Anisa is the most important person, always. And she wants the internet to finally accept that (as she retreats back to her secret twitter crying).

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Yep. The Jomhas have never been:
-Deplatformed
-Swatted
-Had food and other weird shit delivered to their house
-Don't have an army of poo-touchers who actively try to ruin their lives and run gayops

The Johmas HAVE BEEN:

• publically called out for their shady personal/professional business conduct
• lost $250k on an event they had no idea how to run
• successfully turned his 8 million subscribers against him and rooted for his downfall
• had the Ghost of Kyiv called his wife a big-toothed face whore
• made Harley somehow an even more annoying Jew than before
• made a shitty documentary that made you look like a bitter bitch rather than an actual documentarian

The Johmas HAVE NEVER BEEN:

• caught grooming minors
• had a 16-year-old with shitty parents live with you so you and your pooner """"husband"""" could have sex with her
• had a girlfriend who smoked weed and had them "to chain herself up in his basement and shave her head"
• caught meeting up with who you thought was a minor but used a cupcake as an excuse

 

[CharcoalChkn]

I thought Canadians were meant to be nice folk.

I find it funny that she mentions the fact she's from Canada every opportunity she gets, but acts like the most stereotypical American.

Her Main Character Syndrome is unreal.

 

[JelloJerk]

There is no clip where she lets someone else talk without at least quipping over them (let alone interrupting and derailing), she is just a constant noise box.

NOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SHE HAS AUTISM AND IS NEURODIVERGENT SHE HAS TO TALK OVER PEOPLE AND MAKE IT ABOUT HERSELF SHE JUST DOESN'T GET THE SOCIAL CUES

 

[James Brown]

Making a Sam Hyde documentary was the worst decision EVER!!!
WHY WAS I CENTERED??? I WAS NOT INVOLVED IN THAT AT ALL!!- Anisa

Lie. No one cared about her in relation to Sam until Creator Clash.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ALL LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND THAT'S IT!!"

Lie. Nuff said.

iDubbbz says he was "TOO FAIR", "I WAS GOINGIN VERY UNDERSTANDING" and says that the documentary "Should've been a hitpiece now that he knows where it all ended up".

Lie. This is reaching manic-fantasy levels of lying. I'm used to her being the cow so what the fuck? Ian went in specifically to bring up the gofundme YT strike...that's a hitpiece. Even the doc before that has him, on camera, going full ween on fat autistic rednecks living in cat-shit encrusted trailers.

Maybe people would stop clip-farming them if they didn't lie in obvious and easy to check ways. Funny how it seems like they're sub-referencing the Farms when their entire podcast is its own insane drama hugbox - rehashing and rewriting shit from like 3 years ago.

 

[Leo Frank]

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Chef's choice cut here. Stay classy Harley lmao.

I’m glad that someone has been watching Harley’s full Jewishness come out. I thought he had been a little too un-Jewey amongst what’s going on and has probably been bursting at the seems to argue with a random person for hours about how stupid they are.

 

[Homoti]

Thank you @JelloJerk and @anisa_jomha_reciepts for breaking down and summarizing these two knuckleheads' streams so the rest of us don't have to endure such torture. I don't know how you manage to do it, I would rather enjoy passing a big kidney stone through my system than listen to the charisma black hole that is them talking for 2 hours, you guys have the patience of saints.

For some reason I can't quote @anisa_jomha_reciepts' summary of their stream last week, but I noticed a funny detail that nobody has commented on. At one point they were asked to give movie recommendations, and they had this to say:
"7th - Asks for movie recs

• Anisa - full metal jacket, SCOTT PILGRIM, vampires kiss
• Dane - apocalypses now, pirates of the caribbean, american psycho
• Idubbbz - joke answer: snow piercer, serious: puss in boots, challengers"

Nobody caught that he is telling his fans to watch "Challengers", a movie about two male tennis players that would rather fuck each other than bang Zendaya. This is what redditors have to say about it:

 

[puppygirl11061]

Just posted another podcast episode, this one focusing on Ian's impending stimulant dependency, as he is gloating about just having been prescribed adderrall by some quack who determined the main source of his issues are adhd. 12 minutes in and I'm giving up until the recap is posted here. He's even boring as a diet-tweaker.

 

[Homoti]

Just posted another podcast episode, this one focusing on Ian's impending stimulant dependency, as he is gloating about just having been prescribed adderrall by some quack who determined the main source of his issues are adhd. 12 minutes in and I'm giving up until the recap is posted here. He's even boring as a diet-tweaker.

Going by the comments they mention a video coming out with Chad, Max, and anus' wife, but I won't be the one listening to the podcast to see what they say exactly. I know it has been mentioned in the thread when he went to Australia about 1 or 2 months ago, but it's nice to see them talk about it again, ensuring us we will get a new dose of cringe from the fall from grace king being a sperg around his ex friends.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Anisa says that they TOOOOTALLY didn't just release the documentary because Sam Hyde dropped his. It was like, 90% done! "Well... more like 70%, but yeah" says Dane. Yeah, that's why in the shoehorned in segment where iDubbbz talks about meta irony he has a completely different haircut, because you totally didn't have this shelved and then scrammed to do it last minute.
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More Anisa lies and retconning of the past. She literally said on a solo stream a year or so ago the footage they got for the Sam documentary was unusable. The clip is somewhere in this thread. That's what she said Ian said about it. Basically after Danni was revealed to he an actor whatever narrative Ian had for the film died. They didn't release it until Sam dropped his because the footage they got made Ian look like a moron and not the puppet master he wanted to be. He was forced to release his because of Sam's version dropping. He never wanted to release the footage because if made him look like a nimrod.

 

[Leo Frank]

Just posted another podcast episode, this one focusing on Ian's impending stimulant dependency, as he is gloating about just having been prescribed adderrall by some quack who determined the main source of his issues are adhd. 12 minutes in and I'm giving up until the recap is posted here. He's even boring as a diet-tweaker.

Ah, I called this months ago even though I already thought he was on them. When the SSRI/SSDIs don’t work and you’re still sad and can’t “pay attention” you suddenly have a diagnosis of ADHD and psychiatrists will pump you full of ampethamines.

Not trying to powerlevel here, but depending on if he’ll take them since he’s made it known he doesn’t like to be high or drunk and they definitely make you high, we’ll see a different person. He’s gullible enough to believe the doctors bullshit and try for at least a few weeks: “people with ADHD will calm down and actually be able to focus, people who don’t have ADHD get high energy and can’t sleep”. Which, of course, is doctor bullshit. Even if you have the “I can’t pay attention disease” you’re still going be crawling the walls on any type of ADHD med. Sometimes it’s fun in the moment, sometimes you’re fighting with friends and loved ones for no reason and think you’re king of the world when you’re really being a retarded asshole making a retard out of yourself. Weight loss is a big thing too. It’s very rare for anyone to be able to eat and if they gave him something like vyvanse, he’s definitely not eating. Unfortunately I went through a fag psychiatrist stage in life and they put me on every legal amphetamine under the sun.

I wonder if Anisa will get her easy diagnosis of ADHD to take these “magic pills” that make you drop three or four pounds a week, more if you’re a man.

Edit: In summary, if Ian stays on these he will have brief moments of extreme happiness, euphoria, confidence, energy that not even anisa can break so long as they’re in his system. My hypothesis is she won’t let him stay on them long because living with someone taking them, their mood swings, their complete demeanor change is off putting to a normal person close to them, so for Anisa it will be detrimental. He might actually get annoyed enough one day and tell her to shut the fuck up with some oomf in it and then she’ll make sure to convince him and his doctors they make him mean and he’s done.

Spoiler: Sperging on ADHD meds

In the states it’s extremely easy to get your hands on amphetamines legally. It’s honestly crazy, people who have had surgeries can have an hard time even getting opiates prescribed to them and normally not for more than a week or two because the over cautiousness of the opioid epidemic when doctors over prescribed in the past. Even a primary doctor can prescribe ADHD meds/amphetamines. They give you a two page questionnaire about feeling sad and not being able to pay attention and then bam, ten minutes later you walk out with a fresh new diagnosis and an RX. I dropped so much weight on these, it’s not something I’m proud of and was super gay, you feel great at first but eventually you get worn down from lack of sleep or not eating because, well, it’s an amphetamine. My hair started falling out, my heart was always racing. It actually made it impossible to focus on one task and I’d skip around to different things.
I was either hyper aggressive, paranoid or had grandiose thinking. You also have to go in and have your blood pressure checked every month as a precaution, they were doing this to me when I was very young with no high BP problems in my own family history or my family’s. ADHD meds also can wreak havoc on your heart, the older the worse, they’re not meant to be used long term but they are. They mess up your stomach for normal people causing stomach and intenesitnal ulcers and mess with your bowel movements. It either makes people have diarrhea or so constipated you have to result to the little buddy of last choice when you’ve been plugged up for ten days and nothing is working, the enema. This will be more interesting than people think if he stays on them for even two months. I honestly think he’ll get off them quickly, unlike SSRIs they hit you like a truck within five minutes and he probably won’t like the sleep disturbances that will come and Anisa will probably bitch because it will change his entire demeanor. Even piled on top of SSRIs he won’t be sedated anymore.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

“people with ADHD will calm down and actually be able to focus, people who don’t have ADHD get high energy and can’t sleep”. Which, of course, is doctor bullshit. Even if you have the “I can’t pay attention disease” you’re still going be crawling the walls on any type of ADHD med.

I have ADD and medications like Vyvanse and Adderall 100% make me calm down and be able to focus. It isn't just doctor bullshit.

 

[Leo Frank]

I have ADD and medications like Vyvanse and Adderall 100% make me calm down and be able to focus. It isn't just doctor bullshit.

Sorry man, I don’t believe in the “I can’t pay attention I need amphetamines” disease.
There are so many people that can’t pay attention who are handed these like candy and yes it may be anecdotal, but so many college pals would get diagnosed and their grades actually suffered because their brains were all over the place. You also cannot ignore the detrimental health effects they have on your heart, kidneys and digestive system. This will be one of the things we look back on in the future and be like “holy shit can you believe they used to give people amphetamines because they couldn’t pay attention”.
Only other medical use is for narcolepsy which is very rare.

 

[Mac Monster]

Anyway, it continues: Making a Sam Hyde documentary was the worst decision EVER!!!

All of this drama with Sam could have been avoided if Ian wasn't a vindictive, little bitch who was still assblasted about Sam's copyright claim almost a decade later.

 

[Slur Generator]

All of this drama with Sam could have been avoided if Ian wasn't a vindictive, little bitch who was still assblasted about Sam's copyright claim almost a decade later.

The fact that Ian was fuming for years for something Sam didnt even think about will never not be funny. One of the best part of the video. He was trying to act cool about it but you could tell he was seething.

 

[Godmode]

I’m glad that someone has been watching Harley’s full Jewishness come out. I thought he had been a little too un-Jewey amongst what’s going on and has probably been bursting at the seems to argue with a random person for hours about how stupid they are.

Harley's been jewing on social media non-stop. You probably just haven't noticed because he's an irrelevant giant faggot.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Sorry man, I don’t believe in the “I can’t pay attention I need amphetamines” disease.
There are so many people that can’t pay attention who are handed these like candy and yes it may be anecdotal, but so many college pals would get diagnosed and their grades actually suffered because their brains were all over the place. You also cannot ignore the detrimental health effects they have on your heart, kidneys and digestive system. This will be one of the things we look back on in the future and be like “holy shit can you believe they used to give people amphetamines because they couldn’t pay attention”.
Only other medical use is for narcolepsy which is very rare.

It totally depends on your brain chemistry. Some people take a drug like Adderall and feel high from it others take it and are able to focus and read. It helps some people and doesn't for others. It's not a black and white issue. But enough about that I don't want to turn this into a debate thread about ADHD medication lol.