Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BallBuster II]

So in all honesty, the trailer is kind of nice. 3BR/2BA is probably way more than most of the Reddit fags who torment him have, so I expect them to be seething right now. Now obviously, he isn't going to keep it nice, but we can at least hope that the bug kingdom throne has been discarded. Can't imagine Clint would let that biohazard into the new den.

I am genuinely happy for him as weird as that sounds, and I really hope he gets to enjoy this place for a while before the Reddit cunts start fucking with him again.

 

[Bogliacci]

Admin of one of the cobes facebook groups decides to dox the boy by pearl clutching that it was posted on KF

 

[R00k]

So in all honesty, the trailer is kind of nice. 3BR/2BA is probably way more than most of the Reddit fags who torment him have, so I expect them to be seething right now. Now obviously, he isn't going to keep it nice, but we can at least hope that the bug kingdom throne has been discarded. Can't imagine Clint would let that biohazard into the new den.

I am genuinely happy for him as weird as that sounds, and I really hope he gets to enjoy this place for a while before the Reddit cunts start fucking with him again.

He's already chillin on his bug throne in the latest live boy.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Unlike some retards, we can dox people without glass tapping 24/7 because we can actually police our crazies instead of encouraging them with shit justifications. Their FB page will end up like the subreddit. Mark my words.

 

[Slim Boglim]

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Always funny when these morons bitch about “gatekeeping.” We’re talking about making fun of a mentally disabled man on the internet not the Harry Potter fandom, yeah, we’re gatekeeping. Losers whining about gatekeeping like they’re games journos what’s next? Gonna cry we’re not inclusive enough?

 

[BallBuster II]

He's already chillin on his bug throne in the latest live boy.

Seriously? I didn't watch the live, only the skittles mead video. So he put that fucking chair in his smoking room? Well maybe all the smoke will act as bug repellent for that room lol.

 

[Big Nasty]

In this we trust:

 

[fuckthepopulation]

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That group is fucking ass. Almost half the content on there is Bangladeshi t-shirt scammers, not surprised it's ran by a retard.

 

[Ponzo]

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Difference between us and facebog fags is that we don't do shit like this

 

[Mister Uno]

Difference between us and facebog fags is that we don't do shit like this

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Really rocking the 80's gay look in the last pic there. Appropriate considering how much of a faggot he is.

 

[Devious Dave]

I really wonder if his current Skittle slop can even produce alcohol does creatine kill yeast?

 

[Bogliacci]

I really wonder if his current Skittle slop can even produce alcohol does creatine kill yeast?

Doesn't matter my dear Dave, he admits to pouring vodka into the meads to make it stronger

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

To keep the boy safe he needs a heap of little fire extinguishers the size of coke cans in bandoliers crisscrossed all over his body at all times. Some activated by pulling a ripcord, some detachable to point and spray like a cobra, and some remotely activated by Clint the troles firefighters monitoring his status 24/7. So mote it be.

BCP-420, "King Cobra"

Boglim Containment Procedures:

BCP-420 is to be kept in a locked trailer at all times. When homeboys must enter BCP-420's trailer, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct contact with a fire extinguisher until all homeboys have vacated and relocked the trailer.

 

[Your Landlord]

I really wonder if his current Skittle slop can even produce alcohol does creatine kill yeast?

Not sure about the creatine but the preservatives and acids certainly won't help.

 

[Grape Garden]

I really wonder if his current Skittle slop can even produce alcohol does creatine kill yeast?

Doesn't matter my dear Dave, he admits to pouring vodka into the meads to make it stronger

I was wondering if his mead was even that alcoholic? Is he just making mead to feel like he is creating something or because he thinks he will just get drunk faster? I feel like putting a bunch of skittles and cheap ass vodka would just do the trick instead of buying a bunch C4 and other bullshit. I know our boy has a refined pallet and he is a master crafter, but I guess that wouldn't be as fun as watching him concoct these meads. Plus being notoriously bad with money. I can still see his face trying to stomach that eggnog mead.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I really wonder if his current Skittle slop can even produce alcohol does creatine kill yeast?

Pretty much. I remember a home brewer commented on his meeduh process. Preservatives and super high acidity kills most of it, however the strain of "turbo yeetht" that he's been using is still potent enough to churn out about 3-5% ABV by his estimation.

Doesn't matter my dear Dave, he admits to pouring vodka into the meads to make it stronger

However as this has been pointed out, it's moot because he adds a ton of hard liquor to the rot water.

Not gonna thtunt yootoob, that moldy fruit juithe... Tatheth like meeee-duh.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

I wish Cobes tormented himself by reading farms. I would give him decent and really easy recipe to get drunk with. Just water, sugar and orange juice.

Not that his ridiculous diarrhea tonics aren't somewhat entertaining.

 

[James done did it]

using a turbo yeast you can easily get a simple just honey+yeast nutrient blend to around 20%, the natural 'cap' for pure fermentation is somewhere around 25% at which point basically not even the hardiest yeasts can survive anymore. It's kind of funny because it's actually easier than doing sick drink combos for the toobz. Also one of the cheapest ways to be constantly hammered depending on how expensive your honey source is. But typically cost competitive with shit like natty ice on a volume basis while having up to 4x the alcohol content.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I was wondering if his mead was even that alcoholic?

Prison wine can be anywhere from 2% to 14% ABV depending on quality of ingredients and skill of the vintner. If Cobra's using brewers' yeast and doesn't have so much sugar it effectively acts as a preservative, he should be getting some decent alcohol. Depending on the strain they can go pretty high but I don't think he's using champagne yeast.

What effect the dumb ass energy drinks and their preservatives have on it, I don't know.

 

[bonified retard]

I was wondering if his mead was even that alcoholic?

It will always be a mystery. When he first started making mead he would hint towards wanting the fans to send him a hydrometer to measure abv%. Since then he's been sent at least 2, but is too dumb/lazy to learn how to use them.