Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He really could've avoided getting his address leaked if he just stayed in that one room with the iMac's camera just facing the bog-chair and plain wall behind it.

For cooking videos he could've just put something over the counters so it couldn't be recognised and setup one of those arms that hold your phone and have it just pointed down. Not that I'd expect he'd keep that up.
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
Same, but I suspect it's because other kids (I absolutely NEVER did this, for sure) were prone to filling a big-gulp cup full of random flavors and sweeteners and then, upon discovering it was fucking nasty, dumping the whole thing in the drain tray and starting over.
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We'd have an impromptu game of smear the queer if anyone was pussy enough to do that. The rule was if you poured it, you drank it.
 
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The food preservatives are not what's holding back Cobe's mead venture. The biggest killer of yeast in the fermentation process is the alcohol it produces. Brewing yeast is usually selected based on the alcohol tolerance of that type of yeast. Basic kitchen bread yeast will die around 6%-8% ABV where champagne yeast will survive up until around 17%-20%. I think he uses basic red star, and without any distillation, his finished product isn't much stronger than malt liquor.

He also doesn't sterilize his containers between batches and he "burps" his fermentation vessels instead of using a proper $2 air lock. This allows bacteria in your mash that will also kill the yeast prematurely.

He also adds way more sugar to the mix than his choice of yeast can convert, so everything is super sweet with a bitter, slightly rotten after taste.
 
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I'm surprised he hasnt started wearing a wig again with his hair on it's last strand
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Wigs are goth
 
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Ponzo said:
Difference between us and facebog fags is that we don't do shit like this

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Wait... the bad actors are on fucking facebook? This actually shocks me a little. What the fuck.

*Fuck it made me laugh as this faggots wife has pic holding bearded dragon. Sadly from 2018. Josh would beautiful mind that shit from troll post to missing lizzard to troll's wife having a fucking lizard !
 
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Banquet Meal said:
wait, this is the admin? he used his real fb and everything? what a retarded faggot. he really has no room to be talking shit about anyone though, he looks ridiculous.
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The Judean People's Front said:
Yeah that guy is exactly what I pictured. It's nice of dudes like this to so clearly advertise that they have a small dick and three brain cells.
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That's not the admin that's just a faggot commenting on the admin's post
 
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fukkit said:
I just knew he was going to be all over this skittles mead. I give it 5 days before the first sip. Not a chance he lets it go the month he claimed.
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"Look at that fermentation line, that is SEXY mmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Fuck I laughed so hard man. Cobes has an incredible skill for saying sentences that have never been uttered in human history
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
If they really did buy the trailer instead of renting it, why the designated smoking room? Has Clint ordered the BOY to keep his more destructive bogtivities confined to that room only?
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its possible clint is also concerned about the gas stove so he figures he can just tell cobes to smoke in a room far away from the stove as to prevent any issues. plus if cobes did happen to pass out while smoking the safest place would be near a window where he could maybe get rescued easier. but who knows could just be he wants to keep the trailer in the best condition possible in the event of cobes getting forced to move again.
 
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crying and shidding said:
"Look at that fermentation line, that is SEXY mmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Fuck I laughed so hard man. Cobes has an incredible skill for saying sentences that have never been uttered in human history
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Still doesn't top "I saved the grease for later" but it comes close. Oh youtoooob.
 
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ForTheHoard said:
The food preservatives are not what's holding back Cobe's mead venture.
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I'd agree if he'd added just a little of that C4 shit, but he put in three cans. That's ridiculous. Potassium sorbate is incidentally specifically for stopping yeast and bacteria. Everything else he does sucks too. He could honestly take some lessons from a prison pruno guy and may even know someone like that considering his (limited) circles.
crying and shidding said:
"Look at that fermentation line, that is SEXY mmmmmmmmmmmmm"
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It does look like he's going to get at least some alcohol from this, but as usual, it will be mostly the vodka that he adds.
 
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