Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[clipartfan92]

Post your info if you're not a faggot, if you don't post it for everyone to harass you for being a fat fuck you're a fag.

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 05/28/2024, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

 

[Crab Latte]

No I'm talking about the doxxing. Homie doesn't deserve to be doxxed. He is a lolcow, but I dont think he should be doxxed like these trannyfags and pedos


That's my point you fucking moron, which he shouldn't have to deal with.

You're most likely one of the 3rd parties you're referring to. You obviously care or you'd have not made a comment.

lmao do you know where you are right now

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

It is what it is, toobz

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Doesn't matter my dear Dave, he admits to pouring vodka into the meads to make it stronger

I know our boy has a refined pallet and he is a master crafter

His mead mixes and even some of his drinks combos remind me of being a kid and making "potions" and "soup" out of random stuff we found in the yard. He's just a large kid with different garbage he's mixing up and I love him for it.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

His mead mixes and even some of his drinks combos remind me of being a kid and making "potions" and "soup" out of random stuff we found in the yard. He's just a large kid with different garbage he's mixing up and I love him for it.

You guys ever go up to a soda fountain as a kid and mix all the different flavors of soda just to see what it would taste like? That's Cobra with his drink combos. He just never grew out of that 7 year old mindset.

 

[Big Nasty]

Was the acid poop story ever confirmed to be total bullshit?

 

[Banquet Meal]

Difference between us and facebog fags is that we don't do shit like this

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wait, this is the admin? he used his real fb and everything? what a retarded faggot. he really has no room to be talking shit about anyone though, he looks ridiculous.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

wait, this is the admin? he used his real fb and everything? what a retarded faggot. he really has no room to be talking shit about anyone though, he looks ridiculous.

Yeah that guy is exactly what I pictured. It's nice of dudes like this to so clearly advertise that they have a small dick and three brain cells.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Just rewatched the entire beer challange stream, forgot how much of a banger it is. Was that cobra at his peak "yeah buddy"?

 

[AnOminous]

Since I've got the measuring stick out - Ya boy is a mere 300 meters from a nearby burger joint and a measly 600 meters from the nearest Taco Bell. He doesn't even need DoorDash, they're real close.

Yeah but how long until he's banned from both of those.

 

[Banquet Meal]

Yeah that guy is exactly what I pictured. It's nice of dudes like this to so clearly advertise that they have a small dick and three brain cells.

looks like hes a ren faire faggot as well. is man at arms this guy?

 

[anliteralidiot]

You guys ever go up to a soda fountain as a kid and mix all the different flavors of soda just to see what it would taste like? That's Cobra with his drink combos. He just never grew out of that 7 year old mindset.

I once saw a kid putting little packets of sauces into a drink cup. Like BBQ, ranch, ketchup, whatever Burger King had, just squirting them in, mixing it with his straw, and sipping it. lil dood was thriving.

did this count as a drink combo, or a food hack?

 

[AnOminous]

You guys ever go up to a soda fountain as a kid and mix all the different flavors of soda just to see what it would taste like? That's Cobra with his drink combos. He just never grew out of that 7 year old mindset.

When I was a kid we even had a name for it. We called it a "suicide."

 

[Asperchewy]

BCP-420, "King Cobra"

Boglim Containment Procedures:

BCP-420 is to be kept in a locked trailer at all times. When homeboys must enter BCP-420's trailer, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct contact with a fire extinguisher until all homeboys have vacated and relocked the trailer.

I've disappointed my family, by even getting this reference.

 

[Molester Stallone]

When I was a kid we even had a name for it. We called it a "suicide."

We had the same name for it. For some reason it really angered some of the employees when we did it. Of course we then had to make a habit of it and really piss off the McManager.

 

[Goatchoker]

I once saw a kid putting little packets of sauces into a drink cup. Like BBQ, ranch, ketchup, whatever Burger King had, just squirting them in, mixing it with his straw, and sipping it. lil dood was thriving.

did this count as a drink combo, or a food hack?

Counts as something that actually made me dry heave because I’ve seen that before also. Buhhhhhhh

We called the soda thing a suicide also growing up.

 

[Asperchewy]

I once saw a kid putting little packets of sauces into a drink cup. Like BBQ, ranch, ketchup, whatever Burger King had, just squirting them in, mixing it with his straw, and sipping it. lil dood was thriving.

did this count as a drink combo, or a food hack?

Bad parenting

 

[The Judean People's Front]

We had the same name for it. For some reason it really angered some of the employees when we did it. Of course we then had to make a habit of it and really piss off the McManager.

Same, but I suspect it's because other kids (I absolutely NEVER did this, for sure) were prone to filling a big-gulp cup full of random flavors and sweeteners and then, upon discovering it was fucking nasty, dumping the whole thing in the drain tray and starting over.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I've disappointed my family, by even getting this reference.

Imagine the family disappointment for writing it.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

His mead mixes and even some of his drinks combos remind me of being a kid and making "potions" and "soup" out of random stuff we found in the yard. He's just a large kid with different garbage he's mixing up and I love him for it.

George's Marvellous Medicine was one of my favourite books as a bab. Cobes' concoctions very much have "unhinged child from a Roald Dahl book" energy.