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Procrastinhater said:
The fact he waited until the pendulum was very clearly swinging back and it was safe to go against the Troon Cult tempers that respect however. If he had any balls he would have done this back in 2022 during DKF when it actually mattered.
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Tom was one of the earliest big names to go hard against Keffals, which I think inspired all the other commentary creators to dig deeper. Tom made videos in January '23(#DropKiwiFarms was September '22) with a br'ish KF user named Birdy(?) where they break down and are critical of Keffals media presence at the time. This leads to Keffals pushing back and wanting an interview, then instead making a video countering Tom, which Tom COUNTER-counters with a 3 hour video breaking down Keffals point by point to a degree unseen at the time. This I think largely led to Null agreeing to the interview with Tom, and later Destiny x Tom x Null crossover special.

First Tom Keffals video:

the Big One™:

This thread is huge so I don't fault you for missing this particular saga, and it's a good opportunity to refresh the quieter readers on what happened when
 
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Haramburger said:
Tom was one of the earliest big names to go hard against Keffals, which I think inspired all the other commentary creators to dig deeper. Tom made videos in January '23(#DropKiwiFarms was September '22) with a br'ish KF user named Birdy(?) where they break down and are critical of Keffals media presence at the time. This leads to Keffals pushing back and wanting an interview, then instead making a video countering Tom, which Tom COUNTER-counters with a 3 hour video breaking down Keffals point by point to a degree unseen at the time. This I think largely led to Null agreeing to the interview with Tom, and later Destiny x Tom x Null crossover special.

First Tom Keffals video:

the Big One™:

This thread is huge so I don't fault you for missing this particular saga, and it's a good opportunity to refresh the quieter readers on what happened when
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I actually forgot about that one, I probably just skimmed it after hearing him describing Lucas as a girl and calling him "she" because as I recall the thread was still moving pretty fast back then (not as fast as August-December but still multiple pages per day) and there was a lot of shit happening so I might have just dismissed it as being Troon friendly shit and not paid it the attention it deserved, which if so thats my fault, so thanks for the reminder, I need to give this a proper rewatch.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
I actually forgot about that one, I probably just skimmed it because as I recall the thread was still moving pretty fast back then (not as fast as August-December but still multiple pages per day) thanks for the reminder, I need to give this a proper rewatch.
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Surprisingly, I think it still holds up(for the kinds of autists that are even into this sort of thing, which we obv are). I'd say it's on the same level as the YIIK video essays lol.
 
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According to WillyMacShow, his video on Keffals that will conclude his Keffals trilogy series will come out "very soon".
 
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Procrastinhater said:
I actually forgot about that one, I probably just skimmed it after hearing him describing Lucas as a girl and calling him "she" because as I recall the thread was still moving pretty fast back then (not as fast as August-December but still multiple pages per day) and pthere was a lot of shit happening so I might have just dismissed it as being Troon friendly shit and not paid it the attention it deserved, which if so thats my fault, so thanks for the reminder, I need to give this a proper rewatch.
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He also has to be troon friendly to a certain extent so that he doesn’t get cancelled and his channel banned.

The Troon-LGBTQ+ Mafia seem to grudgingly allow critical videos to stay up and the makers not mass flagged as long as they “respect pronouns”.
It’s the rainbow people’s version of adding “allegedly” to the end of a defamatory statement on a topical satire show.

So Keffals is a grooming monster who likes to kidnap children and troon them out in HER rape van, would be a perfectly acceptable comment in a video.
 
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ThinkBeforeYouSneed said:
>i am to authentic to simply be a actor who makes videos online

Weren't you like a shitty ass porn star?
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Its one of the only things he's ever done to earn money other than steal money from "Communists" to spend on heroin (which, ok, well played, because fuck Commies) or leech and grift off of delusional Troons he groomed, and even that was a scam, a Fart Porn reviewer watched it and ascertained his farts were fake.
 
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Last night I randomly remembered that Hasan is Cenk's beloved nephew or something and that added another layer of significance to TYT correction and shunning of Lucas. It doesn't matter how many "oppression tokens" ™️ Lucas has, how pro Palestine and anti Israel he is. Nobody ever imagined that TYT had a line drawn in a sand for people on their side of the Gaza war but Lucas not only found the illusive line, he crossed it and landed on a mine on the other side. Even your anti Israeli sentiments are worthless Lucas.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Its one of the only things he's ever done to earn money other than steal money from "Communists" to spend on heroin (which, ok, well played, because fuck Commies) or leech and grift off of delusional Troons he groomed, and even that was a scam, a Fart Porn reviewer watched it and ascertained his farts were fake.
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Imagine being hired as a fart porn expert witness in a legal case about something like that.
 
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Imagine being hired as a fart porn expert witness in a legal case about something like that.
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reminds me of the legal-themed random.txt where some prosecutor is quoting the forum, user, and post where someone is legally called a faggot or something. I think we have enough funny legal anecdotes on this site and the subforum for it to fill a small humor book that would outsell Juju the Cow's shitty boomer humor paperbacks.
 
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Imagine being hired as a fart porn expert witness in a legal case about something like that.
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"Your Honor, the average fart reverberates at 300 RPM's, or Ripple's Per Movement. My ANALysis concluded that Mr. Roberts' "Farts For Fiat" operation used a physical synthesizer; a 'Cushion of Whoopee', if you may."

"Thank you, witness, you may sit down. Also, this has been a collosal fucking waste of my law degree."
 
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