Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

I made the mistake of checking on his threads and I accidentally stumbled across a descending three layer cosmic hell of smugfuck shitty writers being LOL SO RANDOM AND GOOFY GUIZ


Pretty sure I am now unfit for a christian burial after seeing this, and now so are all of you, I am just lucky that Wil Wheaton didnt show up or I would have turned into a pillar of salt

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Piglinson is not having a good time right now, I can smell the sweat from his fat fingers all the way from Milwaukee,

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Get ready, kids! Coming to KiwiFarms Jr. is Patrick Pig! Join Fatrick and friends on his adventures as he fights the stalker childs all over the state of Wisconsin. Stay tuned for more episodes!
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It was so good and then the pig squeals made my sides go fully into orbit. Looking forward to a future episode where Patrick Pig encounters the police.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh he is agitated right now, flailing between PRISONSTALKER to trolls and NOCHILD to normies within fucking seconds of eachother and he is still fucking going


EDIT: full exchange of the top CHIIIILD post


It really does surprise me even now how much of an unfathomable fucking asshole pat is

 

[DumbDude43]

moshimoshimoan is jims twitter account right?

 

[Judge Holden]

moshimoshimoan is jims twitter account right?

I vaguely suspected it was linked to him because I saw other jim linked accounts on recommended when I went on it. Still doesnt explain why the portly pig prick found his xeets

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Out of curiosity, does Rick patpost in his shitty sci-fi books?

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Still doesnt explain why the portly pig prick found his xeets

Dan quote-shared Jim's post the other day. He keeps an eye on his trolls via alts, if understand correctly. Pat probably doesn't know who Jim even is, just sees that someone is planning to stream about him and is taking it about as poorly as possible. And now, potentially, thousands of people who had never heard of Tomlinson, are about to learn...

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I felt the fatxeet-activated vibrating orb I previously installed up my pooper start a-buzzin and it seems the pig is chain-CHILDing again
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EDIT: Hello this is Judge Holden's live-in carer. My client is currently lying naked and squealing in a puddle of his own ejaculate and fecal discharge, babbling about the buzzing in his bottom and in between grunts and sobs of painpleasure he asked me to post the following screenshot and get him another bucket of shredded cheese. I hope the rest of you are living more productive lives than my fat, retarded, hairless, and yet boyishly fuckable mealticket
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I think you and @Baby Yoda would get along. You should PM him.

 

[Post Reply]

Tubby is back to making friends with normies

Poor Pat. It's tough to look like a Twitter badass when your protestors follow you around and ruin all your mic drops.

 

[DumbDude43]

Poor Pat. It's tough to look like a Twitter badass when your protestors follow you around and ruin all your mic drops.
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that tweet where he tells someone "i buttfuck your mom in your basement while your dad watches" is wild lol

 

[MilkThePig]

Poor Pat. It's tough to look like a Twitter badass when your protestors follow you around and ruin all your mic drops.
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He always pulls the "you're stupid/gullible" when people are shown proof of what a lunatic he is. God is he hateable (fat too).

 

[The Feline Solution]

I need to reiterate this. Dobson has been MIA since before...fuck, didn't he disappear pre Trump administration? Or really soon after? Pretty sure it was Pre Covid. And we once called in a wellness check on the dude! He won because he didn't play, or at least, stopped playing. And he sits, with an inactive thread to this day.

Patrick never will, we know this. We're amazed he changed his number. The winning move is not to play but he never will.

With Dobson, a cow so notorious i heard of him many years before i ever knew KF existed, i can only assume that he died to be this level of off the radar. It's uncanny how he fell off the face of the world otherwise, it's not like he had anything going on offline in the slightest whatsoever. Only other prolific cow that disappeared like that who i can think of is Shmorky.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He always pulls the "you're stupid/gullible" when people are shown proof of what a lunatic he is. God is he hateable (fat too).

>Be me
>Normie on xitter
>Stumble upon a man arguing with his toilet
>Dafuq?
>Tell him it's an obvious troll, stop engaging
>"nO, chilD, it's a criminal cyber stalker cultist child."
>Wut
>The toilet contacts me
>"Patrick is a fat loser who sued his trolls and lost and is in deep denial about it"
>wat
>The toilet presents evidence of his stupidity
>Watt
>Ask Patrick if this is true
>"i'm SORRRy you'rE so gullIble, cHilD."
>Tell Patrick the toilet is presenting court documents
>"nO he Isn'T"
>It links right to the court website
>"THat's JUst youR delUsions agaiN, ChILd"
>What he hell, he threatened to murder his own wife and daughter
>"Wrong again, child. You are mEnTallY iLl, chiLd. Seek help."
>This can't be real, this has to be a joke.
>The toilet sends more info
>Sweet peas in a pod, it's real. All of it.
>He really is insane.
>I gotta show my buddies, they'll never believe this.
>Patrick's infamy grows

 

[lost_n'_confused]

My sides
Fatrick is a literal child. This is what we all did in elementary. Make up a lie that some other kid stole/did something to hurt them, and have it backfire immediately because you were a dumb kid unable to lie properly.
This is quite possibly one of my top favorite Fatrick oinks. Just when you think he can't get more retarded he defies us all and graces us with toddler lies and logic.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I made the mistake of checking on his threads and I accidentally stumbled across a descending three layer cosmic hell of smugfuck shitty writers being LOL SO RANDOM AND GOOFY GUIZ
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Pretty sure I am now unfit for a christian burial after seeing this, and now so are all of you, I am just lucky that Wil Wheaton didnt show up or I would have turned into a pillar of salt

Chuck Wendig doesn't ever get to make fun of other people's writing advice, considering the absolute slop he's word-vomited out over the years and how he thinks Lord of the Rings sucks.

Also, Pat would totally attempt to eat the entire moon if it was made of fine mozzarella like he puts on his pepperoni pizzas.

 

[Summer of George]

I felt the fatxeet-activated vibrating orb I previously installed up my pooper start a-buzzin and it seems the pig is chain-CHILDing again
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EDIT: Hello this is Judge Holden's live-in carer. My client is currently lying naked and squealing in a puddle of his own ejaculate and fecal discharge, babbling about the buzzing in his bottom and in between grunts and sobs of painpleasure he asked me to post the following screenshot and get him another bucket of shredded cheese. I hope the rest of you are living more productive lives than my fat, retarded, hairless, and yet boyishly fuckable mealticket
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It's great because all that stuff from this morning absolutely means that Pat woke up with a colossal hangover, even for his standards. The kind of hangover where you crawl out of bed and knock back a couple or five just to chase the ghouls away.
Here's what he was up to last night, while the buzz was still buzzin. Honestly I'm just gonna put it under a spoiler cause there was so damn much of it.

Spoiler: courtesy of brotherman Ashcroft

Notice him trotting out some of his best old standbys... Robert Porngay, $0 judgment, muh SWATTTTTTing. Ah, just like the good old days

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

....whut....oh my god....oh jesus

So in this latest xeetchain there was a random one which simply said "you're mentally ill"

I found this a lil odd because there was no PRISONCHILD or LESLAAAAY or other familiar fat catchphrases so I looked on it, and a horrifyingly funny realisation hit me
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This xeet did not tag him, did not directly mention him, and has in fact never xeeted him
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Which means that fatrick might actually be searching not only for his name on xitter but for any post that contains some combo of "stalker", "child", and "prison", especially since this xeet was 2 days old

If this is true than the behind the scenes logistics on how much time he spends NOCHILDing on social media due to having to search and locate and identify offending xeets before responding to them has just grown immensely

EDIT:
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Tubby is back to making friends with normies

tfw we will never get a metokur/tomlinson killstream bloodsports episode.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

A civilian innocently replies to Fat. A Patposter is born.

Pat attempts to dunk on his follower count.

 

[JustSomeDong]

A civilian innocently replies to Fat. A Patposter is born.
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Pat attempts to dunk on his follower count.
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I love seeing the birth of a Patposter. It's like watching a a flower bloom or a spectacular sunset. You just know you're seeing something special, and you feel it.