Following Lengthy and expensive litigation, Burritos and Tacos are declared to be Sandwiches. - A court in Indiana has determined by a preponderence of the evidence that Mexican style Sandwiches are still just that. ingredients encased in bread.

[ToroidalBoat]

This is like those jerkoffs who said Pluto isn’t a planet.

That world is a "dwarf planet" now. What if burrito y taco were classified as "semi-sandwich"?

 

[vomitusdeux]

"Mexican-style sandwiches".

There's already a fucking word for that. "Torta"

In Mexico, a torta is a kind of sandwich, served on one of two types of white sandwich rolls. The first is similar to a small baguette, and may be referred to as a bolillo, birote, or pan francés depending on region.

So why would a taco be a fucking sandwich when there's already MEXICAN SANDWICHES.

 

[Irregardless]

It's shit like this that makes me feel like politics is only for the functionally retarded.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

The judge and bailiff must have been crying trying not to laugh while the dude's lawyer was up there giving his argument. This is definitely one of the funnier things to ever come out of a courtroom.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

There's already a fucking word for that. "Torta"

In Mexico, a torta is a kind of sandwich, served on one of two types of white sandwich rolls. The first is similar to a small baguette, and may be referred to as a bolillo, birote, or pan francés depending on region.

So why would a taco be a fucking sandwich when there's already MEXICAN SANDWICHES.

Exactly, a torta is a sandwich. Standard wheat-based bread, protein and vegetables, wheat-based bread. Sandwich.

Personally, the more insulting ruling I remember was how a tattoo parlor managed to get into an "art gallery" classification. I can't remember where, though.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

We actually do produce cheese, in fact we have a region (Oaxaca) that is known for it's cheese.

Many people don't know cheesemaking and beer brewing in Mexico predate their existence in the US by a century.

 

[Cats]

The atom itself is a sandwich, comprised of protons and neutrons surrounded by (or sandwiched between) electrons. Therefore, everything in the universe is a sandwich.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The case is a stunning example of why we need to stop electing and hiring morons to government positions.

The purpose of the rule at issue was not to define the food served but the manner of service. A bar counter style quickservice where you tell them what you want on your sandwich, get it and leave. Ie Subway. Burrito places use exactly the same service model and flow.

To anybody that isn't a government worker, this would be a non issue and not require a court, lawsuit and three years to resolve. It's a stunning example of why we would all be better off if we started hanging government officials as a warning to others.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Which came first for bread, the flatbread or the loaf? It’s arguable that flatbread wraps are the ancestral sandwich archetype.

That's because even cavemen and desert dwellers can make flatbread but only civilized people can bake a proper loaf of bread with a nice crust.

 

[mindlessobserver]

This is all the fault of some pompous pointdexter at the "County Planning Commision". Now, none of you may know who this absolute faggot is l, but I assure you he will be the very first person to tell you that he is "kinda a big deal". And he loves to show it off by making the entrepreneurs and businesses in his petty little fiefdom grovel and dance to his whims.

The fact that he's eating Taco Sandwiches right now gives me such joy.

 

[The Last Stand]

Only if a donut is also a sandwich

Since we have a hole going down the middle

A donut is a pastry.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

That's because even cavemen and desert dwellers can make flatbread but only civilized people can bake a proper loaf of bread with a nice crust.

If it’s good enough for Rome, it’s good enough for Gentlemen.

 

[Curious]

you're right, i forgot that if too many things get featured other things stop being featured. your time is very important and well spent so we need to make sure only the most important retards shitting themselves get featured.

Featuring dumb nothingburger like this is contrary to the farm's mission NIGGER. This is basically Chaya Raichik 2.0
Don't be surprised if people leave in droves.

You've been warned

 

[Harvey Danger]

This is all the fault of some pompous pointdexter at the "County Planning Commision". Now, none of you may know who this absolute faggot is l, but I assure you he will be the very first person to tell you that he is "kinda a big deal". And he loves to show it off by making the entrepreneurs and businesses in his petty little fiefdom grovel and dance to his whims.

He's the one doing the hard work Americans just won't do, i.e. keeping Mexican immigrants from overrunning the place. When your local shopping center starts looking like a barrio, don't go crying to him.

The fact that he's eating Taco Sandwiches right now gives me such joy.

He probably isn't. In fact, that's a stronger argument against the taco place than the sandwich argument: the development planning wanted to bring more generally-preferred food choices to the area, not niche cuisine options like Mexican. No matter how common Mexican cuisine might be in border states, it's still rare up in Indiana.

I'll eat at any random sub shop, but I won't go into a Taco Bell unless I'm in the mood (rarely). Dropping a taco place in a specific area may make the intended audience pass by the plaza and look for a more generically appealing option, especially if it's a family or group. Again, with no other information, I'd rather give the local planners the benefit of the doubt.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Mexican food in Indiana



Pinche pocho

 

[Oxyjen]

We are all sandwiches.

Ich bin ein Hamburger

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

There's already a fucking word for that. "Torta"

That's pretty cool. However in the United States they have a word for "torta" known as "sandwich."

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Damn son, bitches be calling me a sandwich because I'm surrounded by all the bread I get.

 

[Dyn]

out of all the times i've seen you be contrarian for the sake of it this time it is most disgusting you've ever been

Sandwiches are foodstuffs encased in breadstuffs. It's that simple.

 

[MadStan]

You're in a country where men in dresses are legally women. This was the next logical step.

look a dress is that man’s business, but calling my taco,burrito, quesadilla or roll a sandwich is an affront to me. Hell even niggas don’t like it. But then again “sandwich” is from the Germans and them being the master race I guess it ain’t so bad come to think of it.

As long as the judge was a whitey I guess it OK with me; just be taking some time to get used to it.

What I gotta do now, ask for a “Taco sandwich”? I dunno it just don’t sound right to me is alls.