Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
The issue is, nobody is gonna go beat some retards ass over internet crap. Weens unironically need to get hit upside the head to learn to stop doing stupid shit. Best we can hope is that they fly too close to the sun like the Daniel Larson weens.
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inshallah the Daniel Larson weens serve as a warning to others, but I doubt it
 
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These zoomer fucks…
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This influx of weens coming to defend another internet pedophile are definitely obnoxious, but I sincerely don't feel that there is any remote possibility that the Raxx could possibly even make a livable wage. He's been repeatedly banned on virtually every platform, his history of child grooming is never going to get passed any background check should he finally muster up the courage to pick up a McDonald's job application, and he literally cannot exist without calling out random detractors even after his main trolls get bored of him.

We're watching a goblin rot away in his grandmother's attic in real time. He hasn't earned a thousand dollars in 33 years, and I think if he ever realistically hopes to achieve that, it's with being on LolcowLive, a podcast which is already dead in the water. Wouldn't be surprised if he was just patently lying about maintaining any sort of contact with them, though.

Long live smugraxx, sponsored by Harris Bed Bug Killer!
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Since we are reaching summer, I wonder if there will be another IRL incident. Sort of feels inevitable.

Now hear me out here.....since Chance believes pregnancy can happen via oral, is it possible he really is a PnV virgin? He always claims he has a kid and we now know he has no idea how that process works. Heather 2 only said "his shit dont work" in her wigger drawl when asked if she banged him. I think Chance is a virgin confirmed. Mostly I apologize for making you all think about this on a Monday morning.
 
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Northern Light said:
Since we are reaching summer, I wonder if there will be another IRL incident. Sort of feels inevitable.

Now hear me out here.....since Chance believes pregnancy can happen via oral, is it possible he really is a PnV virgin? He always claims he has a kid and we now know he has no idea how that process works. Heather 2 only said "his shit dont work" in her wigger drawl when asked if she banged him. I think Chance is a virgin confirmed. Mostly I apologize for making you all think about this on a Monday morning.
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Well he got fucked by his ex high school best friend/lover Jake
He’s still had actual irl girlfriends and that was before he started to actually rot away so maybe he’s actually had sex with his high school girlfriend but again I don’t wanna think about it fuck you for putting these thoughts in my head
Londo said:
Didn't Marty shit all over Steve from Machete squad and the Xbox trolls for sending rax stuff?

What a retard community.
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Those trolls got shit on because it was retarded with no payoff yeah it started the chain of events that led to 3/3 but in the grand scheme of things it was just retarded,
Marty and his community at large hate the other trolls in Marty’s case is because he gets jealous when other people play with his toy it’s not that deep
 
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Northern Light said:
Now hear me out here.....since Chance believes pregnancy can happen via oral, is it possible he really is a PnV virgin?
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Even PnV permavirgins know it doesn't work that way. And given we know he watches porn, there's literally no excuse for him to be that unfathomably retarded. Are you sure his trolls aren't just making that up?

Then again, he was in high school until his 20's.
 
Meat Target said:
Even PnV permavirgins know it doesn't work that way. And given we know he watches porn, there's literally no excuse for him to be that unfathomably retarded. Are you sure his trolls aren't just making that up?

Then again, he was in high school until his 20's.
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He often says, "your mom should've spit instead of swallowed" and he deflects when he's asked if he knows how babies are made. Add in his problems being hyper-literal with everything he sees, and not understanding a baby being in a woman's "belly."

I don't think the trolls are making this up, I think he might not know how it works.
Northern Light said:
Heather 2 only said "his shit dont work" in her wigger drawl when asked if she banged him.
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She also said he can't find a woman's hole.
Jassmine said he was firmly an ass man...
 
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anliteralidiot said:
He often says, "your mom should've spit instead of swallowed" and he deflects when he's asked if he knows how babies are made. Add in his problems being hyper-literal with everything he sees, and not understanding a baby being in a woman's "belly."

I don't think the trolls are making this up, I think he might not know how it works.
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In a very recent panel, I unfortunately don't remember which one, Marty said to him "you can't get pregnant from swallowing" and in his usual 'smug' nonchalance he said "oooh but you can". That solidified to me that's what he truly believes.
 
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DrunkServal said:
In a very recent panel, I unfortunately don't remember which one, Marty said to him "you can't get pregnant from swallowing" and in his usual 'smug' nonchalance he said "oooh but you can". That solidified to me that's what he truly believes.
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Yeah i saw it too in a restream, i really couldn't believe he thought that, is just kind of crazy to see a adult with such a childish worldview
 
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