Following Lengthy and expensive litigation, Burritos and Tacos are declared to be Sandwiches. - A court in Indiana has determined by a preponderence of the evidence that Mexican style Sandwiches are still just that. ingredients encased in bread.

MadStan said:
look a dress is that man’s business, but calling my taco,burrito, quesadilla or roll a sandwich is an affront to me. Hell even niggas don’t like it. But then again “sandwich” is from the Germans and them being the master race I guess it ain’t so bad come to think of it.

As long as the judge was a whitey I guess it OK with me; just be taking some time to get used to it.

What I gotta do now, ask for a “Taco sandwich”? I dunno it just don’t sound right to me is alls.
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Luckily my country is still sane enough not to call donairs a sandwich.
Sandwich is an Old English thing by the way.
 
So does this mean I can demand to get pierogies at subway?
They are supposed to serve sandwiches right? Where's my Pierogi?!?
 
Cats said:
The atom itself is a sandwich, comprised of protons and neutrons surrounded by (or sandwiched between) electrons. Therefore, everything in the universe is a sandwich.
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Would you like chips or fries with that take?
 
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This is beyond autistic. Meat and veg and sauce wrapped in carbs: It's a sandwitch, or alternately a sandwitch is a european taco. Same fucking thing, just eat it don't analyze it!
 
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It’s official: taco salad is a salad, therefore it is good for you.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
I don't like this ruling, even food is starting to slide into the morass of postmodernist haze where words mean nothing.

Anything that's encased in bread is a sandwich?
Are pigs in a blanket a sandwich? Are crepes a sandwich? Are croquettes a sandwich? We now live in a world where you could eat a hot pocket and tell people "hold on, I'm eating a sandwich" and be legally correct.

Madness.
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Hot pockets are literally frozen sandwiches

Pigs in a blanket is literally a sandwich it's literally just a hot dog in a different bread.

A crepe can be a sandwich if you fill it with sandwich toppings and meats or cheeses
 
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Harvey Danger said:
He's the one doing the hard work Americans just won't do, i.e. keeping Mexican immigrants from overrunning the place. When your local shopping center starts looking like a barrio, don't go crying to him.



He probably isn't. In fact, that's a stronger argument against the taco place than the sandwich argument: the development planning wanted to bring more generally-preferred food choices to the area, not niche cuisine options like Mexican. No matter how common Mexican cuisine might be in border states, it's still rare up in Indiana.

I'll eat at any random sub shop, but I won't go into a Taco Bell unless I'm in the mood (rarely). Dropping a taco place in a specific area may make the intended audience pass by the plaza and look for a more generically appealing option, especially if it's a family or group. Again, with no other information, I'd rather give the local planners the benefit of the doubt.
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But that's a question for the landlord. Not the City Planners. City Planners don't get to choose or mandate peoples preferred food options. Just the broad nature of the types of businesses allowed on a plot.
 
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