Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

When will the Judge issue a ruling regarding the Motion to Dismiss?

  • This Month

    Votes: 66 13.9%
  • Next Month

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  • This Year

    Votes: 74 15.5%
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    Votes: 164 34.5%
  • Whenever he issues an update to the sanctions

    Votes: 116 24.4%

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He's admitted to giving a gay man a handjob in return for a ride to a brothel. A popular nickname in his thread is "Russell Queer."
He's stated that he's bisexual on numerous occasions.
You say this but Greer doesn't have the money to pay for lawyers. If he is a bisexual then he has an easy way to pay for his lawsuit in the form of self-prostitution.

Then again maybe he is just too lazy. The newest generation just isn't willing to work hard to earn money. A couple thousand hand-jobs might seem like a lot but if you get to work you can make progress.

And as a general rule LoLcows are not financially responsible with their hand-job earnings.
 
You say this but Greer doesn't have the money to pay for lawyers. If he is a bisexual then he has an easy way to pay for his lawsuit in the form of self-prostitution.
You're acting like there's a huge market for a hooker where you could have your testicles bouncing off the crusty, drool-infused beard of a retard. I'm not really thinking that's something even the most desperate wino would spend even a buck on. About his only advantage as a fellator is he can't bite your dick.
 
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Thankfully I have a pics folder with 2 pictures, one is Useful_Mistake's identity, the other one is thug Greer
Not particularly related to the thread, but would that have accomplished anything? Ignoring VPNs/proxies (7) , The ISP would have to provide any of the contextual/useful information. Additionally, the ISP could only definitively identify the device, not the user, which screams plausible deniability IMO.
And ironically, if he's trying to stake out a niche, our horrible reputation is actually good for him, because it could easily attract even more lucrative "lots of money for litigation and always in trouble for their crazy antics" clients who may think this mother represents Kiwi Farms, he'll represent me too.
So Hardin is to KF, as Saul Goodman is to Breaking Bad? Didn't he end up..... enjoying prison??
 
So Hardin is to KF, as Saul Goodman is to Breaking Bad? Didn't he end up..... enjoying prison??
Despite our reputation we not only do not do anything illegal, we don't even condone it. Every vile act of swatting or otherwise fucking with cows that we're accused of was done by people we not only have nothing to do with but actively despise.
 
You say this but Greer doesn't have the money to pay for lawyers. If he is a bisexual then he has an easy way to pay for his lawsuit in the form of self-prostitution.

Then again maybe he is just too lazy. The newest generation just isn't willing to work hard to earn money. A couple thousand hand-jobs might seem like a lot but if you get to work you can make progress.

And as a general rule LoLcows are not financially responsible with their hand-job earnings.

homos who want to pay for sex expect muscular hunks, big hairy bears, or young twinks. russ is too ugly to make money that way.
 
The nice thing about being the go-to KF lawyer is that it's probably got about as much repeat business as a mob lawyer- except without the danger of being whacked (pissing the farms off will just result in some posts calling the lawyer a cuck)

being a mob lawyer is a lot more reputable, though, so it's kinda a wash
If Russ is so confused, he could hire a lawyer to help him out with all the complexities of civil procedure. Yeah, he is supposedly trying to find some way of paying the DJF's quoted fuck-off price, but he doesn't need a super fancy expensive lawyer. Some basic strip-mall lawyer from the phone book or the 3rd page of Google search results would be able to help him out...
I still think that pretty much everything Russ does is just to delay the inevitable. He wants to "be in a lawsuit with..." in the same way he "is the guy legalizing prostitution in..."

I'm not sure he actually does it consciously, though. He may think to himself that his case is too important for some common lawyer to help.
 
The nice thing about being the go-to KF lawyer is that it's probably got about as much repeat business as a mob lawyer- except without the danger of being whacked (pissing the farms off will just result in some posts calling the lawyer a cuck)

being a mob lawyer is a lot more reputable, though, so it's kinda a wash

I still think that pretty much everything Russ does is just to delay the inevitable. He wants to "be in a lawsuit with..." in the same way he "is the guy legalizing prostitution in..."

I'm not sure he actually does it consciously, though. He may think to himself that his case is too important for some common lawyer to help.
mob probably pays a lot better cause they have real disposable income, not just crypto donations
 
I'm not sure he actually does it consciously, though. He may think to himself that his case is too important for some common lawyer to help.
I suspect he thought he could do it himself (all his previous cases are him pro se except the criminal defense) and still thinks he can do it himself (he lost all the previous cases on what he sees as technicalities and evil judges) but he has the contradictory evidence of the firm that gave him his only "win" ever. Now he's fixated on them; he cannot even think of paying some Reikita $50 to take a look at his case, it has to be himself or the White Knights. He's retarded.
 
I would love to know the fuck off price he was quoted by the other lawyers. I know he has no chance in hell in successfully fundraising however much it was, but I just want to know. Did they quote him a HUGE sum, even for rich idiots, or a huge sum for poor idiots? I know they bill $400/hour, but did what kind of retainer did they ask for?
 
I would love to know the fuck off price he was quoted by the other lawyers. I know he has no chance in hell in successfully fundraising however much it was, but I just want to know. Did they quote him a HUGE sum, even for rich idiots, or a huge sum for poor idiots? I know they bill $400/hour, but did what kind of retainer did they ask for?
Greer’s finances? $7.99/hr and a smile is way too high for him.
 
Russ is acting against his own best interests by asking the Floridia Judge for a retroactive extension to things filed 5 months ago.

The Utah Judge basically forgot those filings existed and just let them sit there, buried under 50 more filings of back and forth between Russ and Hardin, and I don't think Hardin would be allowed to say "Hey, Judge, remember those five things I asked for 5 months ago but got buried? Just a friendly reminder, Thanks! :)"

But now, RUSS is the one telling the Floridia Judge "In this huge case with over 100 filings you're not going to read most of, you should know there're unanswered motions by Hardin that I'm 5 months too late to respond to, OK?" as if putting that in the front of the Judge's mind will do anything good for Russ.
 
Well, yes and no. Yes, because he doesn't go on the dole like so many lolcows do, and no because he does the bare minimum of effort and demands results like he worked for years.
And when he really does put extra effort in, it's always for something incredibly stupid (sex with hookers) and comes at the expense of something else he really should be doing instead (like the entire year he took off college just to work a job for the sole purpose of paying said hookers.)
 
Grrr enjoin Google damn you
This would probably actually be a damn good move on his part because Google would just delete the link and be like “eh ok whatever” and he could count it as a win or something.

Ah who am I kidding he’s somehow fuck up even that and jaw defeat from the snatch of victory.
 
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