Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%

  • Total voters
    293
Well, i stand corrected. That is A FUCK TON of whiskey money.
Randazza's probably gotten 3 years of "snacks" out of this so far, and will be getting more. Ding dong discovery is coming! Make no mistake, Randazza is laughing at this outcome, too. I'm sure this legal theory was Rekieta's idea, though, which makes this less fun. Still, an all-too-common L for the banned-in-5-states porn lawyer.
Yeah. Could have sworn he mentioned 70k before the appeals.
I believe that is correct that it's the last number he cited. Maybe if we keep discussing it, he will start talking money again about Randazza.
 
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Backing up to right before the feature, regarding the clip where Nick monologues his eternal lie about “not being a trust fund brat,” the thing that stands out the most is how utterly embarrassed Rekieta is that he has rich as fuck parents & grandparents.

To be embarrassed by that is such a fucking stupid thing. It’s actually pretty fucking cool if you have those kinds of resources, cool for you. The thing to do is be thankful you are so blessed through no hard work of your own, & keep doing all you can to be worthy of it, like give back. Like Nicks grandpa Mr Owen did. Needless to say, that man worked for his money, so it was easier to be honest about it in that way.

To be so embarrassed that you lie about familial wealth in the faggy way that Nick does just makes him a spoiled trust fund brat who’s embarrassed, rather than just a run of the mill trust fund brat. I’d be proud if my family could have helped me the way Nicks family helped him, what an ungrateful loser. Ashamed of the money that buys all the balldos, & now, the appeal is lost.
 
1/10 of me feels a little sorry for nick, just a little. Then I'm reminded how he nuked his audience, pretended to be someone he isn't and became a spiteful drunk the only way I see nick winning anything now it him dying from drink. It's just sad and pathetic I can't even manage clips of him anymore.
I used to watch hours of this dude at night at my job and would catch the trial vods from beginning to end. Now I have a hard time sitting through a 20 second clip on MATI. I can't bring myself to watch them outside of it.
 
Backing up to right before the feature, regarding the clip where Nick monologues his eternal lie about “not being a trust fund brat,” the thing that stands out the most is how utterly embarrassed Rekieta is that he has rich as fuck parents & grandparents.
It's not that he was embarassed. It's that he was fishing for superchats and he knew what kind of audience he had and if they knew he's rich from the get go there would be less superchats. He was selling the idea that anyone could be like him (remember that he was telling people to "just create and start grinding" and was still even promising content creator how tos on locals). Think about it. Even if you were rich but your job is to grift 5 dollar chats from people who put in "this is my last $5 until my next paychack in 2 week nick! please listen-", would you go around saying you're rich?

It's the same with his family larp. His audience were largely single weebs who dreamed of having a family life like him. The japanese mcdonalds ads went viral for a reason. It's also probably why there were a lot of them who were very defensive for nick on his degeneracy because at the end of the day, weebs are degens too. :story:
 
Nick should have just challenged him to a broom fight during a snow storm in Minnesota. He'd could have at least won that.
Crypt keeper Rekieta would get his ass kicked, my money is on pre-ghoulification Rekieta
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Seemingly the only conservative part about Rekieta is destroying his life with alcohol, as opposed to the more modern way of doing it with drugs.
He’s talked about doing molly regularly at gay bars and also mentioned dropping acid and magic mushrooms at Hedonism 2. He’s likely abusing modafinil and provigil, which you could argue is sort of like Rush Limbaugh getting painkillers, but Rush at least hated himself for that.

Warski believes that Nick is snorting something due to how he slurs words now. Something with coke nose and distorting how you speaks

How could he even be? Nick has no counter claim

I've just freshly had the irony wash over me of Nick really taking off based on a disastrous internet defamation claim that he constantly reported on despite probably being too close to it, and it flames our the same way.

As we approach discovery I would like to now restate my claim that Jim Metokur is going to get deposed.
It’s gonna be like the Seinfeld Finale if Null and Sean get called. I imagine Dick might have to come if they get Rekieta somehow bungles his way into giving away his cell data. We might get the battle of Jim’s driveway court house edition because Ralph might waddle his way up.

I hope Metokur is wheeled in wearing Pippa merchandise or a Hatsune Miku sweater with a 4/5 hat. That’s the face dox I want.
 
I did not understand why you all referred to Nick Rekeita as "Balldo".
He's certainly not bald, after all, and I don't think his androgenetic alopecia is bad at all, even though his hair is starting to thin a bit.

Then, one of the comments here directly spelled out the connection between the notorious product with the same name as the nickname and why it's used interchangeably with Nick.
I do feel a bit like a prude (not an incel-one, mind), knowing of the intended usage of the product.

The question remains though: does the product deliver on its promises?
I'm asking for a friend.
 
he has completely shit the bed on every single task rekeita seems to have had for him, up to the point where even the thread is (somewhat, slightly, a little) shocked at how far this stupidity has managed to get.
It's not like he's fucked up a case Nick was going to win. Nick is the one insisting on all this bullshit.

And by "win" I mean he might "win" at trial but he's out so much money for so little cost to Montagraph that he's already lost no matter what happens. Just going to discovery at all is losing. Because Randazza isn't Jesus Christ Himself and can't make "sucks little boys' dicks" non-defamatory.
 
Oh man you can't even blame his overpriced shittily-setup camera setup on that. That's just a hot mess.
Here's the fun thing - lets give his idiot fans the biggest benefit of the doubt, and say it was all just a camera lighting, for the sake of argument.

Well that would mean he's intentionally CHOOSING to make himself look like absolute shit as much as possible even though it would be easily preventable by simply fixing a setting in OBS or whatever software he uses.

But since he always looks like shit now no matter what, doesn't matter.
 
How could he even be? Nick has no counter claim
I don't know if any anti-SLAPP lawyers actually do this, but it would make sense in a state like California where anti-SLAPP means you collect your fees from the losing plaintiff. I see it as seriously unlikely to go for contingency in a state without an anti-SLAPP statute by advancing an arcane choice-of-law argument that another state's law applies, and not just for the procedural aspect of dismissal (which is almost never going to apply) but also for the substantive aspect of fee-shifting.

I'm virtually certain Randazza is not dumb enough to do that without cash up front.
 
The question remains though: does the product deliver on its promises?

If you and your partner enjoy shared painful, unpleasant sex with no pleasure. If you enjoy crushing your balls and smashing your balls into things. If you have ED and are desperate for SOMETHING that might be called sex. If you have always dreamed about a male strap-on that mounts on your balls. If you enjoy sexual positions which are just about unworkable.....then the balldo delivers on all its promises.

The ballgasm is totally real as well. If you don't have one, you just need to keep trying. Something is wrong with you if you have not had one, not the Balldo.
 
If you and your partner enjoy shared painful, unpleasant sex with no pleasure. If you enjoy crushing your balls and smashing your balls into things. If you have ED and are desperate for SOMETHING that might be called sex. If you have always dreamed about a male strap-on that mounts on your balls. If you enjoy sexual positions which are just about unworkable.....then the balldo delivers on all its promises.
I'm 100% convinced he has some sort of perma-whiskey dick, because why the fuck else would you do this on purpose?
 
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