Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Plum Smuggler said:
A civilian innocently replies to Fat. A Patposter is born.
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Pat attempts to dunk on his follower count.
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This makes me smile because way back when this was *exactly* how I first encountered fat with a long deleted/suspended xitter account I was using to partake in the historical shitflingin before and after the great 2016 happenings

I randomly came accross him in the wild being a fat retard and called him a fat retard and I received NOCHILDing of my very own and I distinctly remember early 2017 taking to chat to talk about how bittersweet it was for a cow with so much potential to be lost in the seemingly infinite tide of political xitter cows during those times. Hell, im brettysure some of my interactions with him might have found their way on to various "fatrick xeeting retarded/creepy/autistic shit" collages, although sadly I got no way of proving it. To see him become such a bountiful cow in his own right has been nothing short of beautiful and is one of the main reasons why I regularly post about one day going to milwaukee, jumping him when he goes to take out the trash, and then violently yet skillfully cornholing him right there in the street until the weathered asphault flows a patriotic red white and brown, all while local pepperoni americans record the footage to upload to worldstarhiphop.com while making assorted "sheeeit shawty" noises

What i'm trying to say is that each normie, anon or non-anon who gets exposed to the fat treatment may well turn into a life long patposter because he is just that fucking fascinatingly loathesome

EDIT: oh my fucking god he is actually telling the normies he is NOCHILDing about the fucking patposters...
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Can you fucking imagine how fucking confused these people are feeling right now?

If he mentions the lawn chairs or the pepperoni I swear to god im buying a plane ticket to Wisconsin and ordering a large bucket of Cialis and an even larger bucket of Metamucil to be there waiting for me when I disembark and make a beeline for east Milwaukee
 
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JustSomeDong said:
I love seeing the birth of a Patposter. It's like watching a a flower bloom or a spectacular sunset. You just know you're seeing something special, and you feel it.
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I love it when the patposter being born is the exact opposite of pat's claims about his stalkers. Seeing commie tranny freaks start patposting a while ago was just WILD
 
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
I love it when the patposter being born is the exact opposite of pat's claims about his stalkers. Seeing commie tranny freaks start patposting a while ago was just WILD
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Pat can bring us all together. He's bringing peace to the world, one oink at a time. Not in the manner he intends, though.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Pretty sure I am now unfit for a christian burial after seeing this, and now so are all of you, I am just lucky that Wil Wheaton didnt show up or I would have turned into a pillar of salt
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Careful with that or you'll end up in his garden for all eternity.
 
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Judge Holden said:
I made the mistake of checking on his threads and I accidentally stumbled across a descending three layer cosmic hell of smugfuck shitty writers being LOL SO RANDOM AND GOOFY GUIZ
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Pretty sure I am now unfit for a christian burial after seeing this, and now so are all of you, I am just lucky that Wil Wheaton didnt show up or I would have turned into a pillar of salt
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If it's an American writing about cheese than it's probably not cheese.
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Where he went "Javi, Javi, Javi, this is NOT. TROLLING!" In response to Javier lightly pushing back on how they're just trolls. At least piggle tits is aware enough in some capacity to realize he can't convince anyone with actual arguments, so he'll instead shut out pests with threats of prison and otherwise say to Google his name (a dangerous game Pat) and declare that his word is the truth when people ask on Twitter, calling them gullible failing that.
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He has absolutely no idea how to be persuasive. No “it seems that way but look” type discussion, with someone who is not only not against him but even somewhat on his side!
Judge Holden said:
Which means that fatrick might actually be searching not only for his name on xitter but for any post that contains some combo of "stalker", "child", and "prison", especially since this xeet was 2 days old
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If only some pest on reddit would do some tests with completely old burner accounts that have never interacted with anyone, using spicy language that can only be found by rampant searching.
The Feline Solution said:
With Dobson, a cow so notorious i heard of him many years before i ever knew KF existed, i can only assume that he died to be this level of off the radar. It's uncanny how he fell off the face of the world otherwise, it's not like he had anything going on offline in the slightest whatsoever. Only other prolific cow that disappeared like that who i can think of is Shmorky.
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I doubt he’s dead, the farms usually can find dead people even if they doubt it at first (byuu). I think his funding died out and he wised up and just stopped being a fuck online in the same manner. I dare say he’s somewhere being a dick, but just blends in with the sea of dicks that is the Internet.
 
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If only some pest on reddit would do some tests with completely old burner accounts that have never interacted with anyone, using spicy language that can only be found by rampant searching.
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Random Twitter account with 0 followers that has not been active since 2012 posts the following, without tagging anybody: "I know of a f4t man named r1ck that tells people to enj0y pr1s0n" and then Pat, who constantly searches for every possible modified version of "enjoy prison" at high speeds, replies: "No, stalker. You do not. These are your obsessions once again. Enjoy prison." I think the amount of time between the post and Pat's reply would be less than a minute.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Oh he is agitated right now, flailing between PRISONSTALKER to trolls and NOCHILD to normies within fucking seconds of eachother and he is still fucking going
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It really does surprise me even now how much of an unfathomable fucking asshole pat is
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It's amazing how genuinely upset "conservative" Rick gets when someone suggests they will not be voting for the tranny worshipping Corpse of Joe Biden. I don't think I've seen anything else that gets him so fucking pissy and mad.
He even drops the smug act, those "fuck you"'s are genuine, petulent seething cuck rage.
It seriously infuriates him to see anyone express any criticism or doubt of that corrupt old dementia riddled fossil, and if you so much as dare suggest the guy who has ruined the economy and made us a laughing stock to the world doesn't deserve your vote Pats oinks with pure hatred. "Conservative firebrand" Pat gets more angry about that than anything else I've seen.

Pat is like the model of what Blackrock and Vanguard want everyone to be, a mindless, low T consoomer that doesn't question just consooms product and gets excited for next product, swallows and parrots every Globohomo talking point, is fully on board with pozzed Alphabet shit, never questions what the MSM tells him, and would happily eat the bugs and live in the cage while watching and reporting his neighbors for wrongthink.
Rick is end-stage Cultural Marxism at its finest, the ideal Useful Idiot.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Follower count doesn't matter if your ratio is that low.
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Follower count means absolutely nothing to anyone who isn't some variety of Griftnigger that depends on it.
The way Pat tries to use it to dunk on normies who probably only use the Xitter for gossip and news is one of the most bizzare things he does.
MaltVinegarRespecter said:
It took me a while to find it since I didn't remember the number.
But Pat is essentially like a real-life incarnation of SCP-2089. A guy online, that inexplicably, everyone fucking hates.

SCP was so much better before the trannies got interested. Always gatekeep your hobbies.
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I used to love the SCP before it was infested with LGBHiV+ shit and taken over by Troons and absolutely ruined.
 
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Random Twitter account with 0 followers that has not been active since 2012 posts the following, without tagging anybody: "I know of a f4t man named r1ck that tells people to enj0y pr1s0n" and then Pat, who constantly searches for every possible modified version of "enjoy prison" at high speeds, replies: "No, stalker. You do not. These are your obsessions once again. Enjoy prison." I think the amount of time between the post and Pat's reply would be less than a minute.
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Now I’m dreaming of TTP - it’s like time to live but it’s time to prison; a measurement of the speed and reaction of Xitter’s capabilities.

Procrastinhater said:
It's amazing how genuinely upset "conservative" Rick gets when someone suggests they will not be voting for the tranny worshipping Corpse of Joe Biden. I don't think I've seen anything else that gets him so fucking pissy and mad.
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This fat fuck unironically claps his porcine walrus flippers together over his Nader vote. All voters are retards, but he’s special education in a way that’s simply not fit for human language.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Pat is like the model of what Blackrock and Vanguard want everyone to be, a mindless, low T consoomer that doesn't question just consooms product and gets excited for next product, swallows and parrots every Globohomo talking point, is fully on board with pozzed Alphabet shit, never questions what the MSM tells him, and would happily eat the bugs and live in the cage while watching and reporting his neighbors for wrongthink.
Rick is end-stage Cultural Marxism at its finest, the ideal Useful Idiot.
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Like Parsons from 1984?
 
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