Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Update from chat:

 

[Kheapathic]

The title of his stream and the way this is going is a suicide joke.

"The results of my appeal are in! I wonder how it went?!"

Nick Rekieta, found dead from overdose on the toilet.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If you had told me two years ago that I would end up watching him to get my "drunken white trash" cow fix I wouldn't have believed you, yet here we are.
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Shine on, you crazy drunk bastard.

(Just pretend it's a vibaldo)

 

[Neetorino]

Maybe he's dead. The last clip ever.

I wasn't ready for tonight to be when Nick's thread gets the "Deceased" tag slapped on it, but I guess it is what it is Balldobros.

Edit: in retrospect, it's been a year and a half of nosedive. It was truly only a matter of time before he finally hit the ground. Just hard to realize when it'll come until it's too late.

 

[MosBodacious]

What was Nick's all time high for subscribers? I couldn't find how to get social blade to tell me.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

I don't think Rekieta is currently dead, but here's a song that Nick can relate to:

 

[Kheapathic]

If Nick is dead, who gets to claim the kill and mount his head on their wall?

Null for not balldo guarding?

Monty for actually suing?

Randazza for financing a 6 month vacation to the Seychelles?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

right before he had that last spasm that led to his current dead air a superchatter told him to take a swig and he emptied the rest of this glass. Whoever "Tartar" was: your pictured swig of whatever paint thinner he's drinking was the one to do him in buddy, congrats


took 3 minutes after this to ditch the set.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I haven't been glued to a Rekieta stream like this in years, and to a stream in general since Fishtank S1. Good Job Nick, you've got me watching tot he detriment of my own wake/sleep cycle.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Maybe he's dead. The last clip ever.

And I don't just mean video clip.

Nah, if Nick ever kills himself he'll somehow do it by shoving a McDonald's ceasar salad up his ass

EDIT

 

[3MMA]

That's some fag shit. That's some loser shit. That's some Rekieta shit.

This definitely ranks up there with that copestream where he screamed “NIGGAH” for seven hours. Just some Balldo shit.

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Pray for Floor Cat. Poor lil thing. One day you’ll be saved, I hear the Ceiling Cats have a divine plan.

 

[Gorton Colu]

First Rekieta stream I watch live in 4 years and I get a chair stream. Amazin'

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Nah, if Nick ever kills himself he'll somehow do it by shoving a McDonald's ceasar salad up his ass

Nah, it would be Chik-fil-A sandwiches to own the Scandanavian Prudes, Weirdo. Enjoy Balldo.

 

[Kheapathic]

Any idea if he mutes his mic when he leaves? Like, any chance we'll hear Kayla scream or the paramedics picking up his body or anything?

 

[FedPostalService]

What if Nick actually is the greatest comedian to have ever lived and it’s just the rest of the world that isn’t funny. Checkmate, paedophiles.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

So, Is he on the floor with bugged liver mechanics, or did he finish his bathroom break and now he's "checking on lady Rackets"?

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Any idea if he mutes his mic when he leaves? Like, any chance we'll hear Kayla scream or the paramedics picking up his body or anything?

If a zonked-out hurumph counts as screaming from all the medication she's taking (illicit or otherwise), I don't think we'd hear a thing.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

Any idea if he mutes his mic when he leaves? Like, any chance we'll hear Kayla scream or the paramedics picking up his body or anything?

If you see a local cop turning the equipment off, you know it's over.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Maybe he doesn't even need a car to get into a drunken accident. Maybe he just fell down Chuck McGill style.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If you see a local cop turning the equipment off, you know it's over.

Bonus points if it's a female cop.