Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

Ralph thinks the "cheer drunk streams" of yesteryear are the same as they are now.

Because he's mentally retarded, and thinks telling your mother in a life-death medical emergency to take an Uber is acceptable, and not twisted and evil.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

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need a good still of nick doing the Fatrick pose

 

[Seymour Duncan]

I only caught the tail end due to work but the closing hour was still worth it. I'm thinking back-to-back Lolcow of the Year wins.

 

[Neetness]

I hope he's too drunk to turn on locals.

 

[There She Glows]

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DSP moment

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

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Damn, lost my spot on MATI today by seconds.
DSP claims another soul.

 

[Shagedan]

Nick now trying to do a Locals stream. This is completely fucked.

Did anyone catch who that lady was at the end?

@Null the time is rapidly approaching for a special Nick Rekeita episode of MATI

 

[#KillAllPedos]

lol lady in room I heard her

Looks like divorce is on the menu.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

I hope he's too drunk to turn on locals.

Nick doesn't seem to have that kind of luck lately.

Nick now trying to do a Locals stream. This is completely fucked.

Pillstream pt2 Cirrhosis Boogaloo???

 

[macrodegenerate]

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That man is in pain orgasming. That's how fucked he is from the coke and whisky.

 

[DogZero]

Nick now trying to do a Locals stream. This is completely fucked.

we got anyone in there? Every story needs its third act. Act one was the first hour when he actually talked about the case, Act 2 was the 2 hours of schizo ramblings after.

 

[macrodegenerate]

I'm really worried about the kids now. He is definitely retarded enough to drive drunk in his state.

 

[Particle Bored]

DSP moment

That man is in pain orgasming. That's how fucked he is from the coke and whisky.

More likely wincing in frustration.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Was Rekieta unironically jerking off momentarily or was he just having a seizure

 

[DogZero]

Was Rekieta unironically jerking off momentarily or was he just having a seizure

If we said the ethan ralph shart was a full blown diaper filler than this was definitely him jerking off. Everyone is gonna say it is him jerking off because it looks indistinguishable from that. If he tries to claim otherwise it will be treated just like when DSP said he was scratching his leg.

 

[TV's Adam West]

>all you had to do was pay the fucking ticket

 

[macrodegenerate]

So this stream confirmed everything the casino was saying
-We saw Nick with powder on his nose.
-We heard April in the background
-He hates everyone and was lying about everyone.
-The rumble deal is dead. He hates null.
-I'm pretty sure he's a fat fetishist.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Watching again he appears to be mocking DSP incident. But so shit faced that he can barely stay awake. I don't think this is a flex, Nick.

 

[SandyCat]

I'm really worried about the kids now. He is definitely retarded enough to drive drunk in his state.

Nah he's fine. Just needs a few more drinks and another mid stream goon sesh to clear his mind and he'll be set

 

[Joggin Noggin]

>all you had to do was pay the fucking ticket

If Ty never made that stupid ass "Dammit Nick, you lost the case" shirt, the timeline would've stayed the normal course. It didn't have to end this way Noseman