Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 84 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 108 35.1%

  • Total voters
    308
I legit think he was masturbating in that clip. It starts just about 12 minutes before the stream ends. If you rewind just before that he says "Why would you do this? Why now?" Then he leans forward and it looks like he is pulling his dick out with his left hand, I swear to god.
I think it's cuz someone superchatted him dragon porn as a joke and he wanted to run with it and pretend to jerk off on stream a la DSP, hence the "why is the camera still on?" afterwards. Unfortunately Nick failed to consider that no one else would know what the fuck is going on and that he's piss drunk and completely incoherent.
 
I think it's cuz someone superchatted him dragon porn as a joke and he wanted to run with it and pretend to jerk off on stream a la DSP, hence the "why is the camera still on?" afterwards. Unfortunately Nick failed to consider that no one else would know what the fuck is going on and that he's piss drunk and completely incoherent.
OH that makes more sense. I can't hear half of the superchats he reads but I can hear him reading a superchat about watching something on stream.
 
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I got no fucking clue, he just randomly said he accidently hit a bell then kept apologizing and so chat ran with it and kept asking why he rang the bell. Maybe he has a soundboard or a literal bell on his desk.
Someone in chat asked him about the bell too and he read the chat. He brushed it off very quickly and just said "No" or something like that. There is something going on with this bell. Nick's M.O. is to start doing some horrible comedy bit when he gets asked an uncomfortable or insulting question about his life but he didn't even want to joke about the bell.
 
I think it's cuz someone superchatted him dragon porn as a joke and he wanted to run with it and pretend to jerk off on stream a la DSP, hence the "why is the camera still on?" afterwards. Unfortunately Nick failed to consider that no one else would know what the fuck is going on and that he's piss drunk and completely incoherent.
He also kept continuously opening that link because he was too hammered to realize that he's already seen that superchat and the porn within.
 
read a chat saying "Uppers still in him, thats keeping him up" and he said "They didnt do a very good job, I literally fell asleep on stream... How dare I.... How Dare I"

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Anyone denying he is in love with da coco now is literally delusional, this is an admission.
says he is gonna nail randazza to a cross and that his beard is retarded and his mom is a lesbian and he is retarded?
He's going to have two divorce arcs, one for the wife, one for Randazza.
 
I don't buy "mocking DSP" for a second. He was too hammered to pull off a "joke" that "coherent," and completely unprompted. The actions and expressions were way too natural, didn't appear at all "acted." And perhaps the biggest tell: he didn't say he was mocking DSP (or in any way indicate it was a joke), and he's shown a penchant for making sure you get the totally funny joke he just told.
 
That's the cuck bell, obviously. Every time he rings the bell a black man appears to fuck his wife.
Funny, my mind went to something similar, it felt like some fetish slave-thingy, why else would a fucking bell matter? Maybe if he was a teen and had friends and there was a "whenever bell rings, take a sip"... but we all know Tyrone weren't in the room.
 
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