Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.5%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 103 34.1%
  • Total voters
    302
macrodegenerate said:
Really at this point I am convinced that the best approach for this is for Nick to just walk away from all of this shit and live his life. I was in a similar situation to Nick at a point in my life. It got to a point where something as bad as what happened on that stream happened to me because I let it happen.

The hardest thing is walking away and giving everything up you've worked for, but you have to if you love the people around you and yourself.

I sincerely hope Nick looks around and accepts that the money and the job and the lifestyle isn't worth it. Cause it's killing him. The best outcome for Nick is to never do another stream, atone and return to Christ, then go back to a normal life of practicing law or making money off something he is actually into.
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You are absolutely right that this would be the best thing for Nick.

However the best thing for ME would be if he makes this a weekly feature of his show, he challenges Aaron to IBS, winner gets the girl they are fighting over. Then Ralph, Nick, Gator, Cokeski, Bryan Dunn, PPP, Coach's Ghost, Sargon's suit and Hbomberguy all show up to livestream the Battle of Jim's Driveway as he lies on his deathbed. The final two competitors, Nick and Ralph then have a drinking contest (including the picking of a single supplemental drug of choice for each) at a bowling alley nearby for KingPin 2.

I give the odds of whats best for Nick and what's best for Me happening around equivalent probability of actually occurring.
 
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The Results of My Appeal Are In! I Wonder How It Went?!

  • Appeal decision
    • "one major topic tonight", already drinking; not a Rumble pick
    • Nick hopes to win summary judgement
    • "his team" chose his legal strategy, doesn't sound too happy with Randazza
    • turns off camera, fixes lighting to look "less dead"; first(?) whiskey, moved on to bigger glass
    • sarcastic:"it was a good idea to try to apply Colorado law to it... lawsuit that shoulda just been dismissed... but hey, let's make new law!"
    • reads something the judges didn't like about his argument:"I didn't even research the topic... Oh, that's right, because I hired someone to do it!"
    • second whiskey (25m)
    • Nick won the first two factors of the court's analysis
    • Nick doesn't think Schneider charges Montagraph
    • Nick loses on the third factor ("Simplification of judicial task"):"Because Minnesota judges are retarded"
    • chat:"Why not just settle?"; settlement requires both parties, and Nick is not aware of any settlement offer; Nick wouldn't have taken it anyway because "it's the principle that matters" (~41m)
    • troll chat:"Your energy is flagging, you need to turn off the camera and adjust the lighting again"
    • Nick lost on the fourth factor (~45m)
    • third whiskey (~50m)
    • weird moment where he suddenly has trouble focusing his eyes on the screen or something; congested, slurring, frequent nose wiping (~54m)
    • another chatter wants him to settle; Nick:"Tell me you're retarded without saying it"
    • another weird moment where he's suddenly out of it (~58m)
    • chat asks if he's gonna throw up; Nick:"I wish"
    • chat brings up Aaron's stream, Nick claims ignorance (~1h2m)
    • Montagraph sperging; still claims Monty lost a law suit against someone calling him a pedo because he wasn't able to defend himself
    • chat asks about Locals streams; Nick:"All of them are in your mouth... I don't know what do you want me to say?... There will be 14 Locals streams this month."
    • Josh is an autistic weirdo who doesn't understand human interaction, but it's great
    • slurring, swaying in his chair:"There's probably gonna be a Locals stream after this... and the same tomorrow and the next day and the next day"
    • No rumble flip; bathroom break (1h9m):"be back in a minute", plays his intro instead of break song; 45m, comes back energized, reads Metokur chat
    • "This is how streaming should be", freeform comedy ensues, "I don't care who fucking makes fun of me! This internet shit is so stupid!"
    • Vito jokes; offers invites to Legal Vices and Metokur
    • his lawyers who he "pays a bunch of money to" have "fucked up dramatically"; brings up Nate The Lawyer, "suing people is fucking retarded"
    • "Jennifer Fischer... is touched... by retardation. She does not know basic elements of common law. She doesn't know Minnesota statutory law. I know this from previous cases with her. [..] Just like any boring, stereotypical woman she'll tell you you're wrong over and over again."; "vagina liquor"; anti-government sperging
    • fourth whiskey (~2h12m)
    • discovery window until October; then applying for summary judgement; nobody asked Nick what he wanted
    • Nick should win because of all the times Monty "admitted to being a fucking pedophile"; more lies about Montagraph
    • Nick believes everything he said about Monty "100%"; Monty "had every opportunity to disprove" the claims made about him
    • Metokur-related comedy, incoherent; "Make fun of me all you want, I don't care", "You're the fucking guy that did this to me"
    • "Montagraph and his gay fucking lawyers who don't know what they're doing... have defeated the best defamation lawyers in the country... Do you know how much Randazza charges per hour?... I don't know, I try not to look... And then you're like 'Hey, why did you lose?'" (~2h35m)
    • more Metokur comedy; back to the decision
    • "Fuck the government... Learn to be black!"
    • Nuclear Acorn (most likely MANdy) in chat:"I may not be allowed to exist as a person, but at least I wanna see how your appeal went"
    • Nick still pretends he "renegotiated" his contract to not require the Rumble flip; more comedy
    • another bathroom break (~2h46m); 4 minutes
    • more incoherent comedy
    • superchat about birth of third child; "one kid, you're good... two kids, you're good... three kids, holy shit!" (~3h1m)
    • reads the same superchat again a couple of minutes later; doesn't seem to remember he already read it
    • addresses Aaron: "That man has some narratives... he says whatever he wants... and I say 'Peace brother, cheeers to you!', I hope he makes a million dollars" (~3h7m)
    • black people are hilarious:"Great improv actors in court, in prison, in county jail", incoherent
    • more Aaron: hasn't talked to him in weeks; "he did that weird thing today... letting the audience infer... never asked him to stop talking at all... the audience was led to believe those things... Aaron, good job! Built your show, brother!... I don't give a shit what he does... I don't talk to him at all... " (~1h10m)
    • Coach Redpill's novel again, incoherent (~1h14m)
    • chats, miserably drunk, squinting to read; can't sit still; Runkle tells him to get some sleep
    • more decision reading; repeats chats again
    • fifth whiskey (3h24m)
    • "Null is a guy who thinks he understands humanity, he doesn't, he's an autism"; incoherent
    • chat:"Aaron had to disassociate from you because of the constant drug use" -- Nick:"People need to tell their stories... even when they're false"
    • denies being a trust fund baby again
    • repeats chat again; Null should fuck a fat black woman
    • DSP, nonsense (~3h29m)
    • Nick just doesn't have time for mental health
    • Randazza wanted to set precedents, Nick just wanted his case dismissed
    • Spaghetti-Os (~3h37m)
    • squinting to read, then can't keep his eyes open (~3h39m50s); again at 3h41m
    • more troll chats and passive-aggressive seething:"I'll be what you need, guys!"
    • Nick will stream tomorrow, probably during the day and at night
    • pretends to be DSP jerking off
    • feeling sorry for himself, "I realize what people do to me... they can't stop it... it's sad"
    • falling asleep
    • "Look, people want you to be responsible on the internet... but they love when you're honest... they want that fucking 'you'... they want whatever the fuck you're gonna say... [incoherent]"
    • squints, can't figure out how to shut off stream
    • "Yes, there will be a bunch of Locals streams... No, I haven't started them yet, chill!"
    • "My attorneys lost the appeal, I didn't have a fucking thing to do with it!"
    • incoherent rambling about "what women do"
    • just before he switches off stream, there's some noise in the background, might be a video playing or someone talking
 
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macrodegenerate said:
Really at this point I am convinced that the best approach for this is for Nick to just walk away from all of this shit and live his life. I was in a similar situation to Nick at a point in my life. It got to a point where something as bad as what happened on that stream happened to me because I let it happen.

The hardest thing is walking away and giving everything up you've worked for, but you have to if you love the people around you and yourself.

I sincerely hope Nick looks around and accepts that the money and the job and the lifestyle isn't worth it. Cause it's killing him.

The best outcome for Nick is to never do another stream. He must atone and make a solid vow to himself or God to purge the nemesistic sources of suffering in his life. He would be best served going back to a normal life of practicing law or making money off something he is actually into.
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Half of that doesn't work for Nick, though, because his motivations don't line up. He is the way he is and does what he does in defiance of criticism, because he feels he has to win, and prove everyone wrong. He doesn't need the income from the streams, and even if he did he's already down to a trickle of what it was previously.
Sadly, returning to religion doesn't work for him either because he does not hold sincere beliefs, and it's extremely unlikely he'll spontaneously develop them with his mindset.
 
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The absolute state of Rekeita makes me wanna go straight edge, what a fucking clown.

This is what exposure to the Sektur does to people, he's been turned into a Bizzaro-Ralph; the skinny version that disappoints his kids daily, as opposed to the Ralph from our reality who has a mighty Gunt and who's kids mercifully don't even know who he is.

Pull up, retard.
 
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I'm just going to leave this here, I hope Nick sees this; what the fuck happened?

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Particle Bored said:
I don't buy "mocking DSP" for a second. He was too hammered to pull off a "joke" that "coherent," and completely unprompted. The actions and expressions were way too natural, didn't appear at all "acted." And perhaps the biggest tell: he didn't say he was mocking DSP (or in any way indicate it was a joke), and he's shown a penchant for making sure you get the totally funny joke he just told.
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He wasn't mocking DSP, but I think he was just pulling off a vulgar faux-masturbation joke since I think, deep down, he realized how much of a shitshow the stream was, so he thought I'd be funny to just make it more of a shitshow. If he was actually jacking off he wouldn't have looked at the chat and asked "why is my camera still on".
 
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Mr.Bucket said:
I think when he mentioned the balls stapled to subway and 12 I think he was talking about subway sandwich foot longs.
Cuz it's a penis joke. Which is like 50% of his 'comedy' now.
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I thought he was referring to an actual subway, like, a train station. Eric July is Black, Blacks run a train on White women and get their balls stuck????
FFS Balldo I've done Fourier Transforms that makes more sense than whatever this is.
 
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