Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Chef redpill is so fucking kino. Someone needs to poach that name asap.

Cookin' up kino and hard truths for the normalfags.

 

[MrReeShopper]

I can't keep up, I'm going to bed before Cancerman causes yet another grown man to have a sobbing breakdown on MundaneMatt's steeam. When I wake up I hope to god the thread is still under 3730 pages so I have a snowball's chance in hell of catching up. God fucking sneed everyone who stays up for this schizofest. It's Nick's Pillstream but we need a properly booze-related analogue, I'm sure the proper term is out there in the ether somewhere.

Swillstream?
Alcoholodomor?
Sturm und Dram?

 

[AnOminous]

Nick Rekieta - 5/20/24 - Lost Appeal
You did this to me Jim!

This angry drunken faggot literally melted down at every single person who supported him just a short year or so ago.

What a speedy hero to zero arc.

 

[Bookwork]

Nick's ERP sesh
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Drunkenly fantasizing about Null having sex because Nick doesn't do that only when he takes a shower every couple of weeks?

 

[Guntkvd]

There was a point where it looked like he was going to faint and then came back. Either that or he was about to throw up and fought it.
We really need a clip of that part. I don't have OBS set up, but it looked scary, man.

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[Bland Crumbs]

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I wonder what the face will be when Montagraph ends up with Nick's trust fund.

 

[MadStan]

Well well well. This nigga Nick is an over-achiever - plain and simple folks. Plain and simple! It takes a lot to tank like this, don't think it's easy to destroy oneself like this, it takes careful planning and strategy to draw out the torture of financial, legal and familial ruin to these depths.

This nigga not only got LOLCOW of the year award but like Daniel Day-Lewis is just showing off now, going for an all-time record years as LOLCOW. I admire a man who takes pride in his own death.

It warms my heart to see a fellow White man take pride in this kind of self-destruction, may it be a masterclass to other LOLCOWS out there struggling to find form.

And for the sake of Jesus could someone please get a spy cam in that room and find out what the god damn fuck it is on that ceiling he keeps looking at! I think it might be his pride floating away up there, but I ain't 100% on dat.

 

[AnOminous]

This whole travesty of a shitshow is like a PSA on why not to be like Nick. Christ, look at this faggot. More screenshots of a brain-charred fuckface loser disgrace than have been had in every other stream before put together.

He's like a walking, or shambling, human advertisement to bring back Prohibition.

What a complete loser!

 

[kurosawa]

Woke up thinking I would actually accomplish things while wfh - studying for a particular exam, etc.

Edit - ninja'd on the distraught clip so deleted that.

2:16:00 - The mug tapped the microphone 3 times in an attempt to get last call in. Sorry mug no one's home. The intrepid mug tried again at 2:18:00.

 

[AltisticRight]

- he was doing "remarkably unhealthy shit", not talking about drugs, he was already done with that, didn't do them for very long

Hmmm, what's comparable to drugs but also unhealthy?
It can't drinking, but it has to be something pretty embarrassing.

- he could give the internet exactly what they want, but it wouldn't help him

So it's something that once revealed, wouldn't paint him in the best light either?

Let's do some elimination:
- Not drugs, they did that.
- Not drinking, not that embarrassing.
So what's left? We know they went to Pure Pleasure and Gay 90s. We know that Aaron is divorcing April after their Balldo association.
Yeah, they were doing swinging shit.

- Aaron hasn't talked to Nick in 6 or 7 weeks
- last message was that the world would be a better place if he ended himself

He claimed the messages were not from Nick? Nah, he's trying to be a sleezeball.
Balldo apparently told Aaron to kill himself because he didn't want to come over to Balldo's house to "do things"?
He's now talking about not wanting to divulge stuff because he doesn't want to judge others for who they are?
Oh dear, it's so ambiguous, we're left to fill the gaps with the worst scenarios.
And as the Sektur goes, the truth would be even worse.

He's saying he did stuff that doesn't reflect his truthful character. There's many interpretations...

>Doughy physique. The world would be a better place if you killed yourself.
>I'm not going to say anything about anyone else that would incriminate others
>Put them in harm
>Want to move on

Right. Swinging isn't illegal. What is it now? Were they selling drugs? WTF is this?

>I was dancing with the pale devil
Another Balldo reference.


He's now balldopilling his cohost.

 

[im5!XxhO]

Nick graduated from drunk rambling to completely incoherent rambling. For at least a third of the time this last stream, I had no clue what he was actually trying to say/talking about. And I have watched a decent amount of clips the last couple of month, so it's not because I don't know what is going on with Nick.

I have to say, his decline is pretty impressive and undeniable proof that alcohol is a very effective drug. On the top of my head I can't think of any other example that went to shit so quickly (excluding streamers that fucked up their life with a single overt criminal act, etc.). Usually it takes them a couple of years, Nick did it in about 16 months.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

When Warski said Nick was on the powder, I didn't believe him, but between Nick and Godwinson, only active duty cokeheads seem to have received a copy of Willshire Boulevard. Andy confirmed clean.

 

[AltisticRight]

Shoutout to Kino Casino and Elissa Clips. @elb


Aaron liked the hot tub stream reaction they did and he thought it was funny.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Um did Nick Jerk off here?

 

[Makoto Niijima]

Rekieta supported Lasagna , He Lost
Rekieta fought Montelegraph , he lost.
Rekieta defended , April o' Neal , He failed to show up for Court.
Are ya winnin yet rackets?

Couldn't be me.

 

[Telvanni]

Kino Casino, MATI, and Metokur's stream all gonna be lit
From one cow, and abundance of lols milked for all!

 

[Kier Starmer]

Incredible stream, I have been watching through MATI but I got sucked in with the Dear John. The decline is insane and this stream should be in lolcow history, pure KINO.

My heart fluttered a bit knowing Jim and Null are watching dying with laughter unlike Nick and his liver actually dying.

 

[KittiestKitty]

Um did Nick Jerk off here?

Obviously. It doesn't look like anything else. Look at his right hand and how he is acting. Jerkin off.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Aaron Imholte may be a train wreck in his own way, but the fact he recognized Nick was a very bad influence and got away from him has me giving him some respect.

Nick is East Palestine levels of train wreck at the moment and will drag everyone around him down with him if he keeps this up.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Obviously. It doesn't look like anything else. Look at his right hand and how he is acting. Jerkin off.

Yup he is biting his finger too and even does an Oface and headshake!