🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AltisticRight]

This arc of Ralph amuses me. He must figure 1488 is the next grift. Except he won't risk deplatforming so it's more halfassed to 744.

Shush, my Mossad handler informed me that Gabriel Hoffman has successfully parachuted to his safety, he is nice and warm in Tel Aviv, enjoying a kosher banquet for his service to Zionism.
Don't tell anyone, there is actually a secret ERP (Emergency Response Planning) DM chain with all the moderators in it. In between goon sessions, we will live dox the location of adversary aircrafts and pass it on to the CIA.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

"witnesses who saw the helicopter go down also report what sounded like a lesbian with COPD shouting 'Memphis Teeeeeeeeeeeen!'"

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy desperately chasing the brown retard audience. He's seen Hinkle, Gage, Syrian Girl, Keef and other grifters milk the dumb Muslims for engagement and money and wants a piece. Unfortunately nobody gives a fuck about his opinions.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Unfortunately nobody gives a fuck about his opinions.

We care, just not in the way Ralph wants us to.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

We care, just not in the way Ralph wants us to.

I'm honestly starting to not even care about Ralph even as a cow. Since he stopped being visibly fucked up on stream he's been so uninteresting threads in this subforum will sometimes go 24 hours without a post.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I'm honestly starting to not even care about Ralph even as a cow. Since he stopped being visibly fucked up on stream he's been so uninteresting threads in this subforum will sometimes go 24 hours without a post.

Most of us have switched over to Balldo which is a stunning indictment of both how boring Ralph is and how far Rekieta has gone. You also learn a ton of things about butter dishes and boiled eggs.

 

[EyeGuy]

Gunt is hiding out in Mexico, petrified by fear of his two baby mommas' daddies, and subsists on goyslop tortas. King Bibi is wanted by the literal International Criminal Court and consumes so much cigars and champagne his own country is trying to throw him in prison for it.

Ralph is just jealous Netanyahu is a thousand times more white nigger than he could ever be.

 

[Mikoyan]

Piggy desperately chasing the brown retard audience. He's seen Hinkle, Gage, Syrian Girl, Keef and other grifters milk the dumb Muslims for engagement and money and wants a piece. Unfortunately nobody gives a fuck about his opinions.
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No, Ralph, no!

The right take is seething because 'they can't even indict a (((Zionist))) without Both Sidesing it!' Fuck dude you're never going to get that sweet hardcore wignat audience with this effort.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He's done this complaining about jews song and dance for years now. I'm sure he thinks that gives him some kind of authority on the subject but I think it has the opposite effect. Anyone who might come back is just going to hear the same talking points he's always had except now they're going to be low energy, Groypers are going to keep hanging around Fuentes and probably still hold a grudge, any brown person interested in hearing those takes are going to go listen to another brown person who doesn't sound like a sedated hillbilly and the alogs are eating really good elsewhere.

He might have had a shot when Gamergate 2 was blowing up because he was actually in the middle of a lot of that but even then he'd have to get enough energy to holler and write an article.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I'm honestly starting to not even care about Ralph even as a cow. Since he stopped being visibly fucked up on stream he's been so uninteresting threads in this subforum will sometimes go 24 hours without a post.

That's where I am with it as well

I don't check up on the Ralph stuff nearly as much these days

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He says blissfully unaware of his own circumstance

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

Piggy with the retard take and three typos in the third sentence. Intoxicated and moronic, such is the life of the Merida pigmonster.
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Israel put Stuxnet on the helicopter to assassinate the Iranian president. Holy fuck Ralph just say you hate America you know you want too, you’re taking the side of anti American foreigners to own da jooz.

I'm honestly starting to not even care about Ralph even as a cow. Since he stopped being visibly fucked up on stream he's been so uninteresting threads in this subforum will sometimes go 24 hours without a post.

That’s what he wants so he has less to read. forums dead bro

 

[AltisticRight]

Israel put Stuxnet on the helicopter to assassinate the Iranian president. Holy fuck Ralph just say you hate America you know you want too, you’re taking the side of anti American foreigners to own da jooz.

How do you put Stuxnet on a helicopter?
The same delusion, drunken retard pig that thinks Josh Moon personally hacked SECURESERVER.tv.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

Piggy desperately chasing the brown retard audience. He's seen Hinkle, Gage, Syrian Girl, Keef and other grifters milk the dumb Muslims for engagement and money and wants a piece. Unfortunately nobody gives a fuck about his opinions.
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pigs are haram in islam, duh

 

[porkWellington]

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He says blissfully unaware of his own circumstance

I haven't watched Legal Mindset in a while but I liked him. Decent takes, not a sperg, pretty well spoken. I know he's a weeb so naturally he's got some degenerate skeletons in his closet Ralph will likely reveal.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Piggy desperately chasing the brown retard audience. He's seen Hinkle, Gage, Syrian Girl, Keef and other grifters milk the dumb Muslims for engagement and money and wants a piece. Unfortunately nobody gives a fuck about his opinions.
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Does The Gunt really think that Israel is afraid of a fat, loudmouthed, streamer? If he does, he's fucking delusional. But we've known that for a long time.

 

[Near]

Look at Ralph, such a freedom fighter, opposing the 13th tribe of Israel.
Just don't offer him a thousand bucks, or he'll be the world's biggest supporter of zionism.

Well. Until a jew tells him he sharted on stream.

 

[Rage Pig]

Balldo inflicting violence on Medicare, restoring Gunt's honor after the disingenuous hit piece on his good character.

Medicare responsible for the lockdowns to keep Gunt from visiting his beloved dying mother, he won't get away with it any longer.

He's really getting dumber, more pathetic and ridiculous with every passing day.

 

[porkWellington]

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Balldo inflicting violence on Medicare, restoring Gunt's honor after the disingenuous hit piece on his good character.
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Medicare responsible for the lockdowns to keep Gunt from visiting his beloved dying mother, he won't get away with it any longer.

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He's really getting dumber, more pathetic and ridiculous with every passing day.

Just his big fat head floating in the void (tin Mexican crack shack).

 

[There She Glows]

It is funny to watch him running defense for Rekieta. I was watching live during Nick's stream last night and piggy was begging to be let on in the rumble chat, down bad as he is Rekieta still refuses to associate with him publicly.