Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

He enjoyed prison, why can't his atalkers?

That's his insurance commercial.
"I am Patrick Tomlinson, esteemed author and insurance broker, insurance helped me and my second, better wife enjoy prison when we needed it most, call or text now, and I will work tirelessly to do the same for you, child."

Somehow I'm not even surprised Pat is the sort of guy who thinks visiting a fucking KZ is a perfect memory making oportunity for your Goddamn honeymoon which is supposed to be one of those dream holidays you remember forever.

Niki really wanted to see the gas chambers. So quirky that one.

 

[Divine right to rule]

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Ya know whats worse than visiting dachau for a honeymoon?

Smugly bragging about visiting dachau for a honeymoon

EDIT: Oh jesus christ I just realised.....dachau was a concentration camp. I.e. a giant prison. He unironically spent his honeymoon ENJOYING PRISON

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*the ghosts of former Dachau inmates watching fatrick getting pegged by the gas chamber*

I don't even know how to begin with this one.
Firstly WW2 history buff? Lol. Lmao even.
When has he ever said something about that time period that an american high schooler wouldn't know? He calls every right leaning politician fascist, which certainly shows that he has about as much knowledge about the political movement as a Portlandic antifa member.

I can absolutely not fathom why you would visit a fucking concentration camp on your honeymoon. Why would you do that? There is nothing there worth seeing that you couldn't have learned from reading a summary on the internet.
Germany has an extremely high cultural density, there are hundreds of museums, medieval castles, baroque castles, national and international museums and thousands of churches you could visit. What does Fatso visit? Dachau.
He did this to show his Twitter followers that he indeed knows that nazis were bad, and that they now know that the knows, and that they should step up to his level.

Having such a know-nothing piece of trash grandstand over beach-tourists, styling himself some sort of high-brow culture tourist is hilarious and infuriating at the same time.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I’m sure that the trip was the inspiration for Nikki’s homemade gas chamber. I hear it has wooden doors.

(The comparisons of Trump to Hitler so many times has started to rehabilitate Hitler among some non-Trump-loving friends. It’s so batshit insane that they’re starting to unconsciously think “huh if Trump is Hitler then Hitler must have been kinda a nothing burger.” At least if you say Trump is Voldemort or compare him to capeshit everyone can just say “oh you’re expressing your feelings, you don’t actually think he’s the Dark Lord and has magical powers.”)

Trump is the Mandarin from Iron Man 3. Could have been a great villain but what we got was a joke, then when we finally got the Mandarin no one cared as it was too little too late and the writers didn't know what they were doing. Comparing world leaders to fiction just doesn't work because real life will disappoint you more.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

New Bernell video. You can see the killer waddling and riding his bike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99_6R_QHAPs

That waddle looks so familiar...

 

[Kirtto]

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The context is even better, he felt personally called out by a guy saying that if your husband takes you to a genocide prison on a honeymoon, your marriage is doomed and not a big loss:

 

[Uncle Buck]

"Some people want more 'diverse', 'authentic' experiences..."

Sure... subhuman faggots and other assorted mental defectives.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

In case any of you didn’t hate Redditors enough, know that this made it to the popular section and all of the most upvoted comments are supportive of Fatrick/ his logic. Pat should really just stick to posting there and leave Twitter. It’s the safe space he wants and he could be surrounded by others like him who lack any sort of critical thinking
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[Nod Flenders]

"Some people want more 'diverse', 'authentic' experiences..."

Sure... subhuman faggots and other assorted mental defectives.

Patrick is still fat. And still just as much of an asshole as he's always been.

 

[FinnSven]

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How do these people get by?

Seems like everyday life is a tormented struggle for them.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How do these people get by?

Seems like everyday life is a tormented struggle for them.

I wish I could give them a single way ticket to Canada. You know why.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

"Some people want more 'diverse', 'authentic' experiences..."

Sure... subhuman faggots and other assorted mental defectives.

There's a (slim) chance that if you married a woman who really was obsessed with concentration camps for whatever reason that you'd stop by - for many people in the USA, their honeymoon might be the only time they ever leave the country. Something like 10 percent of Americans have never left the state they were born in (probably mostly Texans and Californians) - and 40 percent haven't ever left the US.

But we've seen absolutely zero indication that Nikki gives a damn about ... anything whatsoever. And it's so painfully obvious that fats doesn't care about it either, he just wanted the brownie point stamp.

How do these people get by?

Seems like everyday life is a tormented struggle for them.

It's incredibly embarrassing because I know actual disabled people (I'm talking full on paraplegics, wheelchair bound) who have more initiative in their life than these fat blimps.

These faggots life is a tormented struggle simply because it has never been a struggle for them at all. They've never had to work up more initiative than it takes to roll out of bed, and so they've never even learned how to deal with any hardship whatsoever.

 

[Uncle Buck]

These faggots life is a tormented struggle simply because it has never been a struggle for them at all. They've never had to work up more initiative than it takes to roll out of bed, and so they've never even learned how to deal with any hardship whatsoever.

It's as though they have the exact same mentality as the failed abortions portrayed on My 600-Pound Life while not being as physically limited. It shouldn't be possible to be that mentally weak, but here we are.

 

[FinnSven]

There's a (slim) chance that if you married a woman who really was obsessed with concentration camps for whatever reason that you'd stop by - for many people in the USA, their honeymoon might be the only time they ever leave the country. Something like 10 percent of Americans have never left the state they were born in (probably mostly Texans and Californians) - and 40 percent haven't ever left the US.

But we've seen absolutely zero indication that Nikki gives a damn about ... anything whatsoever. And it's so painfully obvious that fats doesn't care about it either, he just wanted the brownie point stamp.

It's incredibly embarrassing because I know actual disabled people (I'm talking full on paraplegics, wheelchair bound) who have more initiative in their life than these fat blimps.

These faggots life is a tormented struggle simply because it has never been a struggle for them at all. They've never had to work up more initiative than it takes to roll out of bed, and so they've never even learned how to deal with any hardship whatsoever.

The fucking Ivans need to step up and turn The Ukraine into “WW1-Vietnam”.

Of course they will all be required to go to boot camp, but it will 100% be cheaper in the economic long term to force them into fighting fit condition, even if it takes longer than the normal training time.

It’s not like the front will go anywhere!

Conscription, and in the sake of inclusivity, make sure homosexuality and gender identity are not barriers!
In fact, if they don’t go to biff the Russkies, it’s trans-homo-phobic as well as cowardly as Putin despises the gays and all that.
Conscientious objection? What about all the rhetoric about killing terfs?

Clearly none of that will be an out, they will return home in a body bag, but at least they will have proved they are a patriotic trans activist!

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

....whut....oh my god....oh jesus

So in this latest xeetchain there was a random one which simply said "you're mentally ill"

I found this a lil odd because there was no PRISONCHILD or LESLAAAAY or other familiar fat catchphrases so I looked on it, and a horrifyingly funny realisation hit me
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This xeet did not tag him, did not directly mention him, and has in fact never xeeted him
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Which means that fatrick might actually be searching not only for his name on xitter but for any post that contains some combo of "stalker", "child", and "prison", especially since this xeet was 2 days old

If this is true than the behind the scenes logistics on how much time he spends NOCHILDing on social media due to having to search and locate and identify offending xeets before responding to them has just grown immensely

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Tubby is back to making friends with normies

It's so wild that every time he sees a rando online making fun of him, he has to assume they're a Mentally Ill Clinically Obsessed Criminal Cyberterrorist and not, you know, someone who finds Patrick to be a meme. From Fat's POV this is all extremely serious on both sides and the people laughing at him are all stalkers who take this as seriously as he does. He can't even comprehend that his cute catchphrases badass threats are a joke.

It also reeeeeally undermines the narrative that these are stalkers who won't leave him in peace when he goes so far out of his way to find such content. It's very funny that he apparently searches "stalker", "child", and "pepperoni" just to find stuff like this so he can scold the person.

 

[Karen]

Does he think calling himself a conservative in a genre with the highest concentration of libertarian and left leaning people makes good business? Next you're going to tell me he writes mecha but hates anime.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He will mass debate all of us and we'll all lose to his stalker childness/ facts and logic.

There's not enough free space in Null's servers to handle him. Both because of how heavy he is and how often he posts.

The comparisons of Trump to Hitler so many times has started to rehabilitate Hitler among some non-Trump-loving friends

I've seen this amongst right wingers online. It's very popular to express this via this image now:


Not exactly the same thing, but a lot of this bullshit is warming people up to Hitler.

 

[Maude Snew]

The fucking Ivans need to step up and turn The Ukraine into “WW1-Vietnam”.

Of course they will all be required to go to boot camp, but it will 100% be cheaper in the economic long term to force them into fighting fit condition, even if it takes longer than the normal training time.

It’s not like the front will go anywhere!

Conscription, and in the sake of inclusivity, make sure homosexuality and gender identity are not barriers!
In fact, if they don’t go to biff the Russkies, it’s trans-homo-phobic as well as cowardly as Putin despises the gays and all that.
Conscientious objection? What about all the rhetoric about killing terfs?

Clearly none of that will be an out, they will return home in a body bag, but at least they will have proved they are a patriotic trans activist!

Fun fact: A worthless fatso will disable a Russian tank just as well as a $150.000 Javelin missile. Do have fun.

Does he think calling himself a conservative in a genre with the highest concentration of libertarian and left leaning people makes good business?

You forgot about the pedophiles SFWA members.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Imagine going to Dachau for your honeymoon so that you can crush your online opponents with the full authoritative might of a guy who's been to Dachau.

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> "I learned all I needed about Nazis and their ideology in high school. They don't have anything more to teach me."

> "One of us has studied Nazi history for 25 years."

Which is it, you pompous mouth- breathing dildo? Actually, don't bother answering. It's pretty obvious that your brain stopped working in high school.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I used to love [insert formerly cool thing] before it was infested with LGBHiV+ shit and taken over by Troons and absolutely ruined.

MANY. SUCH. CASES.

But seriously I agree that Patrick should be classified as a keter-class SCP. His "thing" would be his obsession with grinding other living beings into pepperoni, more specifically displaying a particular interest in African American Class-D personnel.

I don’t know where this ride ends but I love the ride.

This might be the one Mr. Bones ride we don't want to get off of.

 

[Procrastinhater]

There's not enough free space in Null's servers to handle him. Both because of how heavy he is and how often he posts.

I've seen this amongst right wingers online. It's very popular to express this via this image now:
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Not exactly the same thing, but a lot of this bullshit is warming people up to Hitler.

I think its the absolute frothing at the mouth the Left does over Trump. They make up all this crazy shit about him that they take at face value despite the evidence. Then more rational people see that all the shit they say about him is crazy, and maybe a few of them start to connect that these people will just make shit up about people they don't like, and some of them make the jump to "maybe what they said about Hitler was bullshit too."
It's what happens when TPTB loses all trustworthiness and reliability and people realize you can't trust them about anything because they have an agenda.

As for the meme, I mean, we supported Stalin who killed way more people than Hitler did, and his own people too, even Patton said we beat the wrong enemy, so its arguable the bad guys did win WWII. We were for damn sure lied to, History is Written by the Winner blah blah.
I don't think if Hitler won we'd have all the pozzed fucking shit we have now.
What we should have done was arm both sides and let them both slaughter each other, or stayed out of it all together and let those crazy fucks kill each other. Hitler offered Churchill peace multiple times. The Brits should have stayed out of it and not dragged us into it.
We'd have still ended up having to fight Japan anyway though.

Its done now. No point arguing over the mistakes of the past, we have enough to deal with in the present.