Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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So it appears J and T do have other things in common outside of 'mandible food-grabbing tongue' after all...
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They made over half a million from the sale of the Hendersonville house, according to public records. I think it's a combination of: 1.) Tammy makes good money, 2.) Tammy had some kind of inheritance, 3.) Jack Jr. and Brianna likely make more than you think.
I was going to write a bunch of speculation about how they could afford it but I think it's better to just reiterate what we know for a fact, or at the very least fairly certain about:

1. Tammy has worked as a financial controller most of her career. Most sources I can find show the average salary for a financial controller to be around $125k/year. Her LinkedIn hasn't been updated since her job at Hinkle Chair Company ended in 2022. It was at this time that Jack started advertising "TJ Services", got licensed to sell health insurance, and started doing a "Stretching Your Dollar" video series, which led to speculation of a Financhew Crisis. Earlier this year Jack doxed Tammy's work badge at CEVA Logistics in Mt. Juliet.

2. Tammy's parents are still alive, retired and seem to be pretty well off. Tammy is their only child and they have a very close relationship with her. A lot of speculation about how the Scalfanis can afford their lifestyle revolves around Tammy's parents funding them, but we don't know this for certain.

3. Junior said in one of his streams that he works in a warehouse for Soles4Souls, a non-profit charity. We have no idea what Brianna is doing, if anything. Her degree is in criminology. She had an operation to remove a pituitary tumor, and she may still be suffering health problems related to that. Junior and Bri moved out on their own shortly after their wedding and moved back in after the Greenbrier move.
 
Junior and Bri moved out on their own shortly after their wedding and moved back in after the Greenbrier move.

Yeah, but Jack has always maintained that the modest house they are all sharing now belongs to Jack Jr. and Brianna. We don't know what Brianna does for work but they've definitely referenced Brianna being 'at work' or 'going to work' etc. at different times. It's long been a dream of Jack's (and I guess by extension, Tammy's) for the kids to have a house on the same plot of land that they also have a house. I think they're just realizing that now, but it's something they have definitely been talking about for years. I remember people in this thread joking about them making a Mormon compound or whatever.
I'm just saying, they probably have more money than you think, especially living in a lower cost of living area.
 
Yeah, but Jack has always maintained that the modest house they are all sharing now belongs to Jack Jr. and Brianna. We don't know what Brianna does for work but they've definitely referenced Brianna being 'at work' or 'going to work' etc. at different times. It's long been a dream of Jack's (and I guess by extension, Tammy's) for the kids to have a house on the same plot of land that they also have a house. I think they're just realizing that now, but it's something they have definitely been talking about for years. I remember people in this thread joking about them making a Mormon compound or whatever.
I'm just saying, they probably have more money than you think, especially living in a lower cost of living area.
Bri works at some dentist office as the front desk receptionist. Funny how they are always fat women. Of course, the Scalfatti's compound move had placed Bri a longer distance commute penalty than anyone in the household. Very considerate.

I believe that the practice is owned by a member of their goofy ass heavy metal opera / 4th of July parade megachurch.

She probably loves going to work because she doesn't have to deal with her gay wigger husband, her gay cripple wigger father in law, or her lesbian mother in law.

Yeah, but Jack has always maintained that the modest house they are all sharing now belongs to Jack Jr. and Brianna. We don't know what Brianna does for work but they've definitely referenced Brianna being 'at work' or 'going to work' etc. at different times. It's long been a dream of Jack's (and I guess by extension, Tammy's) for the kids to have a house on the same plot of land that they also have a house. I think they're just realizing that now, but it's something they have definitely been talking about for years. I remember people in this thread joking about them making a Mormon compound or whatever.
I'm just saying, they probably have more money than you think, especially living in a lower cost of living area.
I can confidently target Tammy's income at $125k on the low end, to an absolute high of $235k on the high end (inclusive of contract work, which typically pays more base pay in lieu of the security of full-time employee status). Usually, it's the Median, give or take. So I'm going with $160k. Which doesn't go that far in a hot area like Nashville metro area. Tam's ability to game the system is top-notch, so she can probably document a higher prior pay rate, and get $180k in an ideal, but not unexpected situation. Her trade isn't rocket science. It is all attention to detail, recall and the ability to organize, comparmentalize, and follow a familiar pattern of bullshit busywork to make it seem like Finance actually does anything with value.

Also, in order to consider all additional avenues for demonstrated wealth......depending on her employment history, she can also be towing around some pretty significant equity rewards as well. However, I don't think she sticks around long enough to fully vest. I really want to go back and review her badge from the chair company or whatever it was and determine if she was a contractor or full time employee (usually badges differ slightly depending on employment status). Stick around 10 years at a job level that yields equity rewards, and if the company is growing, you can have a pretty substantial nest egg that can be paying dividends, or slowly cashed-out for long term capital gains. But she is probably a perpetual, itinerant contractor that was never included on such performance management programs because scalfattis can't stick to anything. But you usually get these at job levels and titles where you become accountable for your performance and everyone under you. Controller being one of those titles.
 
Jack's a BLACKED kinda guy. How about everyone else?
That's fucking disgusting Jack. The only reason someone will end up with the two on the right is if they had to answer a call and forgot to turn off the stove. That's just vile.

This fat retard has zero tastebuds. Bri'ish "cuisine" would be no different to the curries or food from Sichuan for the matter. He has the taste buds of a ziploc bag.
 
That's fucking disgusting Jack. The only reason someone will end up with the two on the right is if they had to answer a call and forgot to turn off the stove. That's just vile.
Yeah, a little blackening is good on a hot dog but not to the point it looks like a mummy's dick.
 
That's fucking disgusting Jack. The only reason someone will end up with the two on the right is if they had to answer a call and forgot to turn off the stove. That's just vile.

This fat retard has zero tastebuds. Bri'ish "cuisine" would be no different to the curries or food from Sichuan for the matter. He has the taste buds of a ziploc bag.

The super blackened ones reminded me of the “ramp dogs” I ate growing up at airshows. Fucking charcoal.

I shudder at the thought of them to this day.

He really sounds and looks fucking awful. The clock is running out.
 
He's all for blackened meat but one spot of char on his pizza and it's burned.

What a faggot.
half the time he bitches about that it's not even char, it'll just be dark brown and he cries about it. The man has the taste buds of a toddler, even flip flops between opinions like one as well. He'll accept it on a hotdog because "meat gud", while on the bottom of a pizza it's scorching the crust which only serves as a mechanism to shovel meat/cheese/grease into his face so he'd rather it be as non-noticeable as possible. Something like those stupid papa johns pizza bowls would be his ideal form of pizza.
 
Speaking of the Scalfanis finances. During Jack's peak on YouTube he was worth around a half million dollars.

I wonder if Jack secretly invested or saved some of that money for his families future.

Ahhhh, who the fuck am I kidding? He blew it all away on all those grills, knives, and other unnecessary gadgets.
Its entirely possible that mommywife did. I doubt Jack ever had complete control of his finances once he hooked up with her.
 
Jack is so oblivious and strokebrained. He literally publicly admitted he's into black wieners.
We've known this for a while. After all he's the one that gets Jim Traynor ready to plow Hammy and Hammy Jr while Fatty and Qali look on with envy.

Seriously if Hammy Jr ever gets pregnant it's very likely that child will come looking dark.
 
You know what irritates me? When people write a fucking novel like this.

Tone down the autism my dude.
Dude you wrote an entire novel. Who did you think would read this?
To be honest I did not realize how long my post was until just checking the replies today. Yeah, that post was overkill like party cheese salad. My bad.
 
He's all for blackened meat but one spot of char on his pizza and it's burned.

What a faggot.
Let’s be real, he doesn’t actually like his hot dogs charred black (unless there is a big black man attached to it). It’s some performative badass carnivore masculinity shit in his head, just like his raw meat habit and his “coffee” addiction, that he brags about to show everybody on Facebook (the entire world in his opinion) how much of a man he is.
 
We've known this for a while. After all he's the one that gets Jim Traynor ready to plow Hammy and Hammy Jr while Fatty and Qali look on with envy.

Seriously if Hammy Jr ever gets pregnant it's very likely that child will come looking dark.
I thought Dontell Barkevious Benjamin was the new bull at Thomas Ct. but it works either way. Jack strikes me as the type who would cheat on his bull by having a second one as a side piece.
 
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