Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

[Mike Meekins]

Imagine waddling around with the tip of your dick grated against the ground like a meat crayon 24/7

 

[Less Nasty Old Person]

Not sure about cat breeders, but ethical dog breeders usually require you to sign a contract that includes things like bringing the dog back to them if you can't care for it. There's also a requirement to sterilize the dog if you didn't pay extra to be allowed to breed the dog. This is why you aren't likely to see dogs from good breeders at shelters. The people buying those dogs could get in legal trouble if they did take the dog to a shelter.

Maine coon are supposed to look like they are always judging you. Not look like a sci-fi creature.

A lot of them look like Ron Perlman.

 

[Crex Crex]

Imagine waddling around with the tip of your dick grated against the ground like a meat crayon 24/7
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Fuckin hell.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Wasn’t sure whether to post this here or in the pitbull thread, but i had the misfortune of stumbling upon this thing on my fyp. This is one of the ugliest dogs i think i’ve ever seen - if you can even call it a dog. Its face looks so…wrong, like some uncanny valley type shit
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That little girls’ face says it all

This shit can't be real, what the fuck? It looks like a Pitbull-Rhino hybrid.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

A lot of them look like Ron Perlman.
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I JUST TOOK A FAT SHIT IN THE BOX BY THE WASHING MACHINE LITTLE DONNIE!

 

[LurkTrawl]

Wasn’t sure whether to post this here or in the pitbull thread, but i had the misfortune of stumbling upon this thing on my fyp. This is one of the ugliest dogs i think i’ve ever seen - if you can even call it a dog. Its face looks so…wrong, like some uncanny valley type shit
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That little girls’ face says it all

Holy fucking shit that thing looks demonic.

It took me long enough but I remember what that thing's eyes remind me of, the eyes of the colossi from Shadow of the Colossus.

 

[centaursTesticle [CT]]

Holy fucking shit that thing looks demonic.

It took me long enough but I remember what that thing's eyes remind me of, the eyes of the colossi from Shadow of the Colossus.

Oh my god you're right. You're so right. I'm sorry, I had to do a quick edit to be sure, and you're right.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Who wants a SMASHED and SLAMMED cat with STRUCTURE?

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[Agent Abe Caprine]

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Fuckin hell.

Just a few more generations and they'll somehow revive one of the Permian synapsids.

 

[Haramburger]

Who wants a SMASHED and SLAMMED cat with STRUCTURE?
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CRASHED & POUNDED
MASHED & CLOBBERED

 

[Mac Monster]

Just a few more generations and they'll somehow revive one of the Permian synapsids.

They've done a great job resurrecting Hyperodapedon. John Hammond would be disgusted proud.

 

[gagabobo1997]

/an/ is brainstorming ideas for a SMASHED and SLAMMED video game

anons have also been discussing the possibilities of injecting snake genes into bullies to SERPENTIZE them


>They were dogs once, taken by the dark powers, SMASHED and SLAMMED. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... SERPENTIZED. My extreme toadline bully

 

[Mad Mamba]

/an/ is brainstorming ideas for a SMASHED and SLAMMED video game
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anons have also been discussing the possibilities of injecting snake genes into bullies to SERPENTIZE them
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>They were dogs once, taken by the dark powers, SMASHED and SLAMMED. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... SERPENTIZED. My extreme toadline bully

Alternatively, first-person hack and slash game where you play as the toadline bully, empowered by divine canine might and must enact revenge upon your creators.
>"They are deformed...twisted...without virtue, but you...you will be worse. Smash and slam, until it is done!"

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

/an/ is brainstorming ideas for a SMASHED and SLAMMED video game
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anons have also been discussing the possibilities of injecting snake genes into bullies to SERPENTIZE them
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>They were dogs once, taken by the dark powers, SMASHED and SLAMMED. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... SERPENTIZED. My extreme toadline bully

I'd play the hell out of Toadline Tycoon. For now, I have to make do with inbreeding billions of peacocks in Planet Zoo.

Alternatively, first-person hack and slash game where you play as the toadline bully, empowered by divine canine might and must enact revenge upon your creators.
>"They are deformed...twisted...without virtue, but you...you will be worse. Smash and slam, until it is done!"

Xeno Clash but somehow weirder.

 

[Bad Egg]

When will this warlock be stopped?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Tyce, is that you?

 

[everybody in Portugal]

When will this warlock be stopped?
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Devon crowing about keeping Redrum from nirvana is absolutely 100% what it's expect from this crowd. Fuck the poor animal's spiritual growth or freedom from the misshapen flesh prison you caused him to be put in, just check it out guys, I cloned my dog and it's cool and it's going to make me rich as fuck. Also I cloned him twice.

No thought for Redrum, or the ethical, spiritual or philosophical implications of cloning even a healthy animal let alone and abomination like this (twice). It's all coming up Devon this year and fuck the toads and their feelings on being forced to suffer through existence. Just "this is cool and will make me hella money, let's go bitches".

Oh, Devon. Even the atheists are uncomfortable with you playing god like this, seriously my guy

 

[Daddy's Little Shitbag]

"Help, my exotic has fallen and he can't get up!"

In all seriousness, I'm surprised any of these bullfrogs even survive being born with all the issues they have.

 

[Neodymium-60]

SMASHED and SLAMMED video game

Doesn't Niche allow for inbreeding?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Devon crowing about keeping Redrum from nirvana is absolutely 100% what it's expect from this crowd. Fuck the poor animal's spiritual growth or freedom from the misshapen flesh prison you caused him to be put in, just check it out guys, I cloned my dog and it's cool and it's going to make me rich as fuck. Also I cloned him twice.

No thought for Redrum, or the ethical, spiritual or philosophical implications of cloning even a healthy animal let alone and abomination like this (twice). It's all coming up Devon this year and fuck the toads and their feelings on being forced to suffer through existence. Just "this is cool and will make me hella money, let's go bitches".

Oh, Devon. Even the atheists are uncomfortable with you playing god like this, seriously my guy

Devon's making a joke about someone else's post, chill. His shitpost isn't any worse than half the jokes in this thread. The guy playing god is some jackass going by thebullycampline.