SJW Art and Extremes

[Chromeo]

I don't know anything about this game but I know the characters turn into ink. Just turn your boobs into ink and keep them in a jar until you want or need them.

What if your team has white ink and your boobs turn into white ink and it looks like milk

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

What if your team has white ink and your boobs turn into white ink and it looks like milk

If you store your tit ink in a jar while you're on the white team and then end up on some other team do the jar contents change color? If you tried to add them back when the color hasn't changed would you injure yourself?

 

[Chromeo]

If you store your tit ink in a jar while you're on the white team and then end up on some other team do the jar contents change color? If you tried to add them back when the color hasn't changed would you injure yourself?

What if the titty ink was unaccounted for during a fight and someone else on your team ran into it on the ground, would they gain the titties? Would they automatically go to their chest or would it just randomly show up on top of their head or something?

@Kiwilurk we need answers, how do Splatoon boobs work

 

[Big Fish]

I went ahead and actually made a drawing with effort! We can never have enough examples of How Not To Draw:
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Both Pinkies were made with the same sketch, to prove that it's not just the concept but the execution that makes something woke/SJW or not. Both human Pinkies are fat and black, but one of them actually looks like a humanization of Pinkie Pie while the other is just the artist's excuse to show off how woke they are.

I also made some text-heavy edits like Plebcomic's "animator's guide to appealing to tumblr." I just wanted to point out my thought process and highlight some differences between the drawings. I'll put those thumbnails under a spoiler:

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The non-SJW Pinkie looks like a Fairly OddParents character

 

[Kiwilurk]

What if the titty ink was unaccounted for during a fight and someone else on your team ran into it on the ground, would they gain the titties? Would they automatically go to their chest or would it just randomly show up on top of their head or something?

@Kiwilurk we need answers, how do Splatoon boobs work

well, inklings are pretty solid in their humanoid form, I imagine big titties are like, literal water balloons but more resistant (unless enemy ink is involved) So I imagine if she trips, it would be like falling on those medicine balls.
Also, people joke that boobs are extra large ink sacks. Which MIGHT be right to an extent. The devs said somewhere than females are stronger than males in the splatoon universe. (Tho that doesnt really apply in gameplay.

 

[Marquis de Cow]

Something interesting happened in the splatoon community yesterday.
Some one posted their OC they made in SFM.
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Someone Quoted with "Breast reduction when"

And some artist complied
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Like. sure, the character is cringe but at least its far more genuine than most of the SJW in the community are.
The artist apologized and deleted the image but I feel it started a wave of hatred for boobs in the splatoon fandom.
THO there was already a hatred for that, this situation just kicked it into overdrive.

Nah that shit is embarassing. Imagine fapping to nintendo characters

 

[Chromeo]

The non-SJW Pinkie looks like a Fairly OddParents character

I'm gonna bet it's the mouth shape and thick outlines doing that.

well, inklings are pretty solid in their humanoid form, I imagine big titties are like, literal water balloons but more resistant (unless enemy ink is involved) So I imagine if she trips, it would be like falling on those medicine balls.

I was imagining something like, she's running and trips and her boobs fucking explode like water balloons. "OH NO MY BOOBS!"

 

[Valstrax]

Nah that shit is embarassing. Imagine fapping to nintendo characters

Yeah, could you imagine? That would just be ridiculous.

 

[Sí.]

Cringe Splatoon OC, but the author replied more maturely than I'm used to seeing at this point, so props to him.

 

[Appletuncrusader]

I remembered Idolmantises existed. Little early for June isn't it?

 

[Metamorpho]

inb4 the thread gets flooded with Vivian art

 

[Ghost Boy]

Blah blah trans character blah blah

Can we get new storylines please? "Hey, wanted to let you know I'm a vampire hunter who likes to take it up the ass as a gay porn star during the day." Would be more engaging than "oh I wanted to be a girl cause the clothes are cute."
Jesus H. Christ.

 

[Chromeo]

Blah blah trans character blah blah

Can we get new storylines please? "Hey, wanted to let you know I'm a vampire hunter who likes to take it up the ass as a gay porn star during the day." Would be more engaging than "oh I wanted to be a girl cause the clothes are cute."
Jesus H. Christ.

You know what'd be really revolutionary? A guy character who crossdresses and is comfortable in his sex. Like, yeah, he says the same exact shit as the first 3 panels but then he's like "hey don't call me she/her, stop trying to push that shit on me, what, a guy can't genuinely wear women's clothes?" and throws it back in her face

 

[Kiwilurk]

You know what'd be really revolutionary? A guy character who crossdresses and is comfortable in his sex. Like, yeah, he says the same exact shit as the first 3 panels but then he's like "hey don't call me she/her, stop trying to push that shit on me, what, a guy can't genuinely wear women's clothes?" and throws it back in her face

There is a manga about a crossdressing guy, I think its called "I turned my friend into a girl"
Its a yaoi romance story, but when the localizer got their greasy hands on it they turned the crossdresser trans, and even had the balls to say they "improved/fixed" the story.
It got so bad the author had to get involved.

 

[Somerandoontheweb]

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>"art is victimless. Your hate isn't."
>pedo and zoo flag
Why do these "fiction doesn't affect reality" mfs always end up being real life predators?
Anyway

Falin's hair looks like fried noodles. They could at least draw frizzy hair in a appealing way that fit the anime style

 

[Big Fish]

>"art is victimless. Your hate isn't."
>pedo and zoo flag
Why do these "fiction doesn't affect reality" mfs always end up being real life predators?
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Falin's hair looks like fried noodles. They could at least draw frizzy hair in a appealing way that fit the anime style
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Holy shit, they butchered Soul and Maka so much that I first thought the first piece was of some random goblin.
As of the DunMeshi piece, the super detailed hair is clashing with the simple/cartoony style as you have mentioned. It looks too much off for my liking.

 

[didelphigina]

I remembered Idolmantises existed. Little early for June isn't it?

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For years I never really liked this artist. This bloke's entire art personality is just "gay gay homosexual gay". I really hate to admit I kind of do like their art style but that gets kind of muddied up when I remember this is the same artist who thinks people will remember to call completely feminine-looking characters by he/him. For goodness sake, man, is there anything to these characters I should know about that isn't the labels they behold? Gosh, Chromeo was right on the last page. It really is the intent of what the artist presents that makes something SJW, not the presentation itself.

They also have a pretty popular webcomic on Webtoons. But I haven't read much of it cause I personally don't like how she drew some of the bug characters in it. Why are some pretty bug-looking but others are just basically humans with bug-like features? I dunno, that kind of makes me tick. They also have Monsters and Girls, which is a lot more popular, but you can probably tell how most of the panels are gonna go.

 

[TheCatYankee65]

Related to the previous post, the Dave and Bambi fandom is some very autistic shit, but ironically this one gives very high quality fanarts.

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but....on the other hand, it can give things like.....these.

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ok but seriously, speaking of the last image, how the fuck can you fetishize something with a SHAPE LIKE THAT?

 

[Cave Fisher]

I went ahead and actually made a drawing with effort! We can never have enough examples of How Not To Draw:
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Both Pinkies were made with the same sketch, to prove that it's not just the concept but the execution that makes something woke/SJW or not. Both human Pinkies are fat and black, but one of them actually looks like a humanization of Pinkie Pie while the other is just the artist's excuse to show off how woke they are.

I also made some text-heavy edits like Plebcomic's "animator's guide to appealing to tumblr." I just wanted to point out my thought process and highlight some differences between the drawings. I'll put those thumbnails under a spoiler:

Spoiler

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"SJW art isn't about creating something to be proud of, it's a quick bid for validation" is the truest shit and kinda my main problem with Twitter, and the reason why it's the only place where I see the stereotypical "sjw" you used to hear about all the time back in 2016.
I have an account solely to follow some artists, since the place doesn't let you fucking use it without one, and I swear I've never used a site that feels more like some sort of large scale psyop or experiment, everyone there is trapped in some sort of eternal present where everything is done in service of this week's trend or topic, or just to win an argument, usually in the form of art that's just their to prove a point instead of provide or express any genuine enjoyment of the hobby. Not to powerlevel, but I DO draw a bit, and the shit isn't easy, and I just can't imagine a fully sane person spending that amount of time, research, and practice, all so the right group of strangers you'll never meet in person can agree with you.

I remembered Idolmantises existed. Little early for June isn't it?

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Swear to god I thought the male demon had a point for approximately one second before I read the last panel and was like "Oh god damn it". So I guess by their own logic, a guy CAN'T wear a dress or something. When you look past all the "progressiveness", rainbows, and AGP, it's all the same "Boys wear blue, and girls wear pink" stuff we've all heard since we were children packaged in bright colors and shiny flags.

 

[Marquis de Cow]

what the fuck is a dave and bambi