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All 5 centimetres of it in fact.He’s got to get every centimeter of mileage out of it he can before she realizes how petty and narcissistic he is and breaks up with him
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All 5 centimetres of it in fact.He’s got to get every centimeter of mileage out of it he can before she realizes how petty and narcissistic he is and breaks up with him
She is no where to be found or heard in the video. So the facts, from what I've gathered, are as follows: Matt said he wasnt willing to publish pictures or any actual evidence that his girlfriend is real over safety concerns, then does a 180 on this position and soft-doxxes the woman, who could easily be revealed to be a prostitute and not someone hes in a relationship with all to own the haydurs, which is then followed up by a video of Matt telling a completely fabricated story about how he had to explain his communities autistic memes to said "girlfriend". Why would she care? Why is Matt parasocially involving his audience his totally real™ relationship? This might just be the biggest evidence of Matt's autism yet, this is how he thinks adults who are in a relationship behave. Maybe Im just too old but me and my wife don't use social media heavily, and when we do its just to post pictures of outings for family and friends. We were raised in a time where you keep your business private, especially in a committed relationship, let alone an actual marriage. Matts mind has been so warped by years of streaming and playing the same game for nearly a decade that hes forgotten how human beings in the real world actually behave, if he even understood that to begin with.
I don't think he's ever understood how humans work, no normal human over the age of like of 14 brags about having a partner.She is no where to be found or heard in the video. So the facts, from what I've gathered, are as follows: Matt said he wasnt willing to publish pictures or any actual evidence that his girlfriend is real over safety concerns, then does a 180 on this position and soft-doxxes the woman, who could easily be revealed to be a prostitute and not someone hes in a relationship with all to own the haydurs, which is then followed up by a video of Matt telling a completely fabricated story about how he had to explain his communities autistic memes to said "girlfriend". Why would she care? Why is Matt parasocially involving his audience his totally real™ relationship? This might just be the biggest evidence of Matt's autism yet, this is how he thinks adults who are in a relationship behave. Maybe Im just too old but me and my wife don't use social media heavily, and when we do its just to post pictures of outings for family and friends. We were raised in a time where you keep your business private, especially in a committed relationship, let alone an actual marriage. Matts mind has been so warped by years of streaming and playing the same game for nearly a decade that hes forgotten how human beings in the real world actually behave, if he even understood that to begin with.
His audience strikes me as the type to be more upset and depressed than Matthew if their relationship ended, their that parasocial.Good fucking lord bro LOL
His audience is a joke too. "You had me scared there for a second!!!!" WHO FUCKING CARES?
Oh for sure, I have no doubts about that at all, I 100% agreeHis audience strikes me as the type to be more upset and depressed than Matthew if their relationship ended, their that parasocial.
This is straight up Chris chan behavior. Didn't Mundane Matt ALSO do something like this? Or was that spoony? I can't remember who it was. (The video where the guy is getting friendzoned by a girl and then her bf appears. While the guy was "see! Im talking to a girl!!!!")Lmfao he is already talking about his girlfriend to his parasocial fans.
Never mind the chernobyl-tier autistic meltdown he suffered after he got beaten, guise.Matthew is schizo posting again and trying to rewrite history about his drama with UnNameD.
Not suggesting you're wrong, but I have no clue how that's "very clearly" something "made popular by women." It seems more like normie bait in general, not specifically gendered in one direction or the other.
I love how he neglects to mention that he banned UnNameD from his Discord server for literally no reason.View attachment 6006762(A)
Matthew is schizo posting again and trying to rewrite history about his drama with UnNameD.
That was just a friendship ban, stop taking him out of context!I love how he neglects to mention that he banned UnNameD from his Discord server for literally no reason.
I love how he neglects to mention that he banned UnNameD from his Discord server for literally no reason.
Sorry for the potential power level, but I have a guy at my work who never shuts the fuck up about his girlfriend. He’s either complaining about the latest fight they’ve had, talking about how great everything is, or is going into extensive detail about intimate actions. And everyone else at work fucking hates it. Normal people don’t give a shit about it and usually assume you’re compensating for something or are insecure the more you have to brag about it. Luckily ShartDiaper was gifted one of the most parasocial obsessive fanbases who suckle on every single thing he does and attacks any critic.I don't think he's ever understood how humans work, no normal human over the age of like of 14 brags about having a partner.
Shit like "Yeah, my girlfriend is awesome! She's such a sweetie" and then moving on or something is perfectly fine! But Matt goes on and on and on and on. Like we get it, you're getting your Aussie stubby sucked shut the fuck up bro.
Matt: ''My haters are lying about me and UnNamed's relationship, we always were friends and he is the best person in speedrunning ever, get rekt virgins''.View attachment 6007691
Also there is this lmfao. Love the selective memory this faggot has but remember guys he is the only expert on the topic of "DarkViperAU".
''Because of Reddit I have become dragon''.
If mental gymnastics were an Olympic sport, this dude would be a shoe in for the gold medal. It’s the only exercise he’s gottenSome deleted tweets whining about people criticising him for the Unnamed situation
Weird parasocial replies aside I think this is for the better if it's not a bit, I'm not the first person to say that the tank tops weren't a good look lolGood fucking lord bro LOL
His audience is a joke too. "You had me scared there for a second!!!!" WHO FUCKING CARES?
If you don't want criticism, maybe get off the internet.Some deleted tweets whining about people criticising him for the Unnamed situation