Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Second Missing Primarch said:
> "I learned all I needed about Nazis and their ideology in high school. They don't have anything more to teach me."

> "One of us has studied Nazi history for 25 years."

Which is it, you pompous mouth- breathing dildo? Actually, don't bother answering. It's pretty obvious that your brain stopped working in high school.
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he spent 25 years struggling to understand high school level world history
 
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John_Smith said:
We saw this coming. Next up: his grill and patio furniture. The Imposter-childs will get creative. Free Stuff but knock on the front door before taking so we can turn off the security alarm. We're home between the hours of x and y.

Free fire wood. You just need to remove the tree in front and cut it up and haul away. Knock first.

And so it goes.

There has never been a fire in that pit, and good thing too. It is a code violation. Too close to the house. Piggy's ha'hovel burns down due to the shitty wiring, not a stray ember from the fire pit

The screenshot is from his phone, not a tablet. He has a Samsung folding phone and that is the 'One Touch' interface. He uses a Microsoft Surface, not a proper tablet. Heaven knows what sort of telemetry the Windows 11 sends back to Redmond about the FFWBT. Looks like he took the screenshot then loaded it to his Surface to write the counter-ad. Lol, he uses Chrome. No idea what app icon is next to the twitter.

On an unrelated note, this is a screenshot from the 2nd better forum from that reddit guy's worst of thread.
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Piggy took the ASVAB? Or just another lie? The bit about the ACT and AP credits are a lie. Neither appears on his H.S. transcript. Was he planning on enlisting?
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What are the ASVAB, ACT and AP?

For us unfamiliar with the US school system?
 
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FinnSven said:
What are the ASVAB, ACT and AP?

For us unfamiliar with the US school system?
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ASVAB is an exam administered to applicants for the military to determine their fitness to serve and in what capacities.

ACT is an exam taken by prospective college students to determine their admissibility and to qualify for scholarships.

AP exams are taken by prospective college students to earn advance college credits in basic courses.
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
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Patfaggots with bitch tits: Finally a Metokur Patrick stream! Our international cyberstalking and terrorist group is finally getting the recognition it deserves!

Rekieta: I HOPE YIU DIE JIM. I’M GONNA STAND OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE AND PET YOUR ROSE BUSHES. IT’S YOUR FAULT I CALLED MONTEGRAPH A PEDO!! …But I love you, you fucking Auschwitz patient. Get on my show. I’ll make so much money off the interview.
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It’s so over Stalker Child Bro’s. It’s the Mersh stream all over again.
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At this point I'm entirely convinced that Universe itself on some deep level creates chaos only to empower Jimothy with the life essence he needs to keep on living and laughing at retards, also, any predictions on the aftermath of potential fatrick stream? Deer Sneeder has been cultivating fatso fanbase for quite a while, but if past is any indication Jim will hit 20+k watchers on stream and cascading effect after that will definitely be an avalanche when compared to any kind of exposure that Midwit of Milwaukee have previously seen.
 
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AprilRains said:
ASVAB is an exam administered to applicants for the military to determine their fitness to serve and in what capacities.

ACT is an exam taken by prospective college students to determine their admissibility and to qualify for scholarships.

AP exams are taken by prospective college students to earn advance college credits in basic courses.
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So why would he take the ASVAB if he didn’t want to join the military?
Is he trying to say that he changed his mind after passing the test?
Why the fuck would he do that?

It’s highly likely that he ducked out of college after a semester or two. So maybe he did ok on those, but for literally no point.
 
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Summer of George said:
Thanks for this hot tip, brotha. I got in the pillstream very late and very gay, but those last 20 mins... ho-lee shit. No wonder Rackets handily cinched that W in the Julays.

Pat is gonna have to step it up a notch. He's already drunk and obstinate all the time, so really all he needs is to get on camera more often. Probably make a few dollars at it too. That's quality cahntent!

But yeah I'm gonna be a little MATI at Jim if he cucks us out of our promised patstream AGAIN.
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DAMMIT MEDIFRAUD ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KVETCH AT THE PIGMAN DAMMIT
 
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FinnSven said:
So why would he take the ASVAB if he didn’t want to join the military?
Is he trying to say that he changed his mind after passing the test?
Why the fuck would he do that?
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It's possible to do so badly on the ASVAB that you don't qualify for enlistment in the military. It's also possible to qualify, but not for an occupational speciality that would satisfy his ego.
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FinnSven said:
It’s highly likely that he ducked out of college after a semester or two. So maybe he did ok on those, but for literally no point.
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That is almost certainly true.
 
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East_Clintwood said:
Theoretically he could have performed so badly he wouldn't have been eligible for the MOS he wanted so changed his mind about enlisting entirely.
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AprilRains said:
It's possible to do so badly on the ASVAB that you don't qualify for enlistment in the military. It's also possible to qualify, but not for an occupational speciality that would satisfy his ego.
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I am sure it is possible to fail out at that stage.
The military can’t have enlistees so god damn stupid they are a danger to themselves and others. Despite the semi popular belief that soldiers are often thick and can’t find work elsewhere.

The point though is that Fatrick was claiming that his score on this test proved him to be intelligent.
So that implies that he took it, did well, then as he didn’t join, he must have changed his mind.
Fatrick likes to pretend that he is a big strong man who is skilled at fighting and guns. No way he wouldn’t have joined up had he had the opportunity.

It’s a lie like the people who claim they got rejected from university because they were too smart.
 
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A lot of HS kids take the ASVAB if their school offers it to get a few free periods out of class.

You'd be surprised how many dumbasses actually fail the ASVAB when trying to join. Lowest overall score I ever saw was a 14. Granted, most of them who fail straight up can't read. Fatrick seems to at least be able to do that (though his reading comprehension is questionable.) However, that doesn't change the fact that bragging about ASVAB scores is cringe and people who show up to their first duty station that try to brag about them are relentlessly fucked with until they learn their place. The ASVAB is NOT a measure of intelligence by any means.
 
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FinnSven said:
So why would he take the ASVAB if he didn’t want to join the military?
Is he trying to say that he changed his mind after passing the test?
Why the fuck would he do that?

It’s highly likely that he ducked out of college after a semester or two. So maybe he did ok on those, but for literally no point.
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It seems that a lot of his extended family served in the military, maybe there was an expectation he'd join as well.
 
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WASR96 said:
A lot of HS kids take the ASVAB if their school offers it to get a few free periods out of class.

You'd be surprised how many dumbasses actually fail the ASVAB when trying to join. Lowest overall score I ever saw was a 14. Granted, most of them who fail straight up can't read. Fatrick seems to at least be able to do that (though his reading comprehension is questionable.) However, that doesn't change the fact that bragging about ASVAB scores is cringe and people who show up to their first duty station that try to brag about them are relentlessly fucked with until they learn their place. The ASVAB is NOT a measure of intelligence by any means.
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A classmate of mine failed the asvab. He had to get a tutor and he STILL couldn't pass it. This was the height of operation Iraqi freedom too (dox me !) and even then, the military didn't want him. Imagine being that fucking stupid.
 
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