Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Neetorino]

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Every time I see an old clip of Nick with the healthy weight cheeks I feel some kind of funhouse mirror-esque unease. I'm so used to his new ghoul look that anything else just looks wrong. (And also fat)

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Every time I see an old clip of Nick with the healthy weight cheeks I feel some kind of funhouse mirror-esque unease. I'm so used to his new ghoul look that anything else just looks wrong. (And also fat)

Liminal Rackets

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

With any luck, his parents or maybe even Kayla brought him to the ER to be put on a 72 hour hold. Wernicke's is reversible, but Korsakoff is not.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

PPP right now: "It turns out once you put on the balldo, it's kinda tough to take off the balldo."

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I think Josh just donated subs or something on the Kino Casino, I came back in and the chat was too far past to scroll back to whatever happened

 

[Goofy Logic]

PPP right now: "It turns out once you put on the balldo, it's kinda tough to take off the balldo."

The Sonichu demon possesses those on the internet who put his talisman on. The balldo is Rekieta's sign that he has been claimed by it.

 

[Jump]

And almost at 3k
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Can we hit it!!

HIT

 

[Accidental Protege]

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He definitely was jerking for real

EDIT

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Ashton is claiming track mark(s)

I don't buy it. That kind of looks like a mole. Even if it's not, it looks like it's on the outside of his arm, and track marks don't look like that. He also clearly had powder on his nose when he came back from a break, and most people who inject drugs aren't going to snort it AND inject it. I could see him descending to that level eventually though.

 

[Maraschino]

The Sonichu demon possesses those on the internet who put his talisman on. The balldo is Rekieta's sign that he has been claimed by it.

Quote from man possessed by Sonichu demon:

"What are you gonna do, possess me?"

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

That kind of looks like a mole.

It almost certainly is, but I doubt Nick is going to prove that he ISN’T injecting heroin so I think he always liked injecting heroin.

Spoiler: Legal defense.

Probably

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

“I want Jim to have one of those wheelchair with Bill Gates, where he’s sitting on Bill Gates lap, like rolling 12 miles an hour, he’s like 'I got super buff arms.' I don’t, Jim’s arms are way better than mine. And then, you think about it like, oh my god, if this man were at Hiroshima, he would need a fucking handicap ramp to survival. They didn’t even have those! They didn’t even have those they-they flash images of Japo’s on the wall…they put them into dust and made them into pudding for Dr. Phil or whatever…you’re like oh god what would’ve Jim done there? Like no he wouldn’t have done that, he would’ve been FDR. He would’ve been FDR, no he would’ve been an American president in his wheelchair, who rolled up, and then he would’ve died and left it to Eisenhower to solve the goddamn problem of the Japanese, Eisenhower created anime Jim! You didn’t! Why?! Why’d you lie to me?! Why’d you lie you said you created anime! You’re watching these big titty anime bitches noooo, no no no, you created the inner state highway system, you created legal drinking age twenty one, you created everything wrong with America! You tried to give it to FDR but it was Eisenhower! Eisenhower’s you. You’re like aw I have a wheelchair too. No you didn’t, no you didn’t Jim. You didn’t have a wheelchair you had internet access! And a Time Machine! And you went back, you dropped a bomb on the Japanese, thank you by the way, you should’ve done more, but you didn’t! Instead you left karaoke bars, sushi, what the fuck is wrong with you, big booty bitches, like knocking themselves…-anime ones! Cuz no Japanese women have an ass! They don’t have an ass because they don’t matter, because Japanese men just want a hand. A hand up and hand out just like the communists. They’re like, “oh wait, I can do this”…and then their hand becomes a futanari! Have you s-I know you know this! Their hand, a slit opens up here like in vampire hunter D, and instead of a mouth…and intelligible conversation, a giant black cock comes out and they’re like “this is Elizabeth Warren” they…then they die fucking themselves. And you’re like, 'no this is good'”.

Im going to start transcribing Nicks drunken ramblings onto golden plates that I will bury hoping they get dug up one day and a religion is formed around them.

 

[break these cuffs]

I don't buy it. That kind of looks like a mole. Even if it's not, it looks like it's on the outside of his arm, and track marks don't look like that. He also clearly had powder on his nose when he came back from a break, and most people who inject drugs aren't going to snort it AND inject it. I could see him descending to that level eventually though.

Everyone knows you blast meth directly into your triceps. The Canadian beluga whale is right.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

The Canadian beluga whale

We just call them "Ashtonnes" here

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

He should sack up because if he doesn't, Nick is just going to spew it anyway like a total retard in one of his blind drunk rages.

There's a good chance Nick fucks up and mumbles through whatever he knows while in a drunken stupor.

 

[Mikoyan]

Josh's stream was so much better than this, but that's what I expected.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Ashton is claiming track mark(s)

I don't think those are track marks. There is a mark or two that have similar coloration to needle marks but this is the outside of his arm. IV druggies always start with the inner arm first and will move outward as their veins get blown. I think the next places they start shooting up are behind the knees and between the toes.

If Nick has advanced to IV druggie, he would've been doing so for a long time if he has now resorted to somehow shooting up via his outer upper arm. I can believe him doing heroin and meth, but I really see Rackets as more of a pills, coke, and booze type of fellow.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I could easily see both going to their kids function at the church to “co-parent” and keep up appearances. Until Kayla appears on a stream again I have doubts about her living with Nick.

April, may or may not have been the final straw, but I can’t see her living in the same house with a side chick…esp with all the kids around. I could see her not allowing the kids around April too.

You are still our wife guarding? She is not innocent you fucking retard. She is a willing participant in all of this. Lurk more faggot.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Repost from Tipster thread: Rekieta is getting felted by everybody right now. Here's Tipster:

another cope post has hit the timeline

(Archive)

Kayla might be ok with April living in the house with the family, but seems a big stretch. It would be different if she was just a friend who needed a place to stay during a divorce, but it would appear she is by Nick’s side 24/7.

Why is it a stretch? She clearly doesn't have any self respect. Nick has been a massive embarrassment for a very long time, and they have kids old enough to understand.

 

[6thRanger]

It's over for Nick socially. The wider communities have taken notice. He has crashed into the surface and we're waiting to see what can be salvaged.

He is an embarrassment to himself, his children, his family and all those who have ever associated with him, recommended him or held him in any esteem.

With that said, whoever was in the room with him and did nothing should be ashamed of themselves if they claim to care about him. To have someone bear witness to this level of self-destruction and not stop it is heinous.

How embarassing.

 

[TexOffender]

EVS streaming about Nick