Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Return of the Freaker]

It's over for Nick socially. The wider communities have taken notice. He has crashed into the surface and we're waiting to see what can be salvaged.

He is an embarrassment to himself, his children, his family and all those who have ever associated with him, recommended him or held him in any esteem.

With that said, whoever was in the room with him and did nothing should be ashamed of themselves if they claim to care about him. To have someone bear witness to this level of self-destruction and not stop it is heinous.

How embarassing.

I can't wait for Pipkin Pippa to address this, she's already tackled the Balldo Question before

 

[Mikoyan]

I can't wait for Pipkin Pippa to address this, she's already tackled the Balldo Question before

"Why won't Jim die? Well that's a good question, Jim. Why won't you die? Huh?"

 

[Butwhythough2]

Shout out to the legend, animesuckscopeandsneed! Got a drunk retard to read the same superchat 9 times in a loop.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

*Jerks off half awake on stream*

CUM ON ME JIM!

DIE MEDICARE

*45 min coke binge*

LET ME INTERVIEW YOU

BECOME A CHILD

Ralph is gonna fucking lose Lolcow of the Year 2024 lmao.

 

[Path Wanderer]

“Get a hobby” - Joshua Conner Moon

But fr Nick needs to put down the streaming shit for good and at minimum clear up the mess he made for himself and by extension his family. If it’s between that and being mutated into a glob with Dick fucking Masterson and Vito I hope a certain Minnesotan scrolling this thread will choose wisely

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

It's over for Nick socially. The wider communities have taken notice. He has crashed into the surface and we're waiting to see what can be salvaged.

He should have pulled up.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Huh, thread's grown almost 60 pages since last I checked in. Wonder what's happening.

*catches up*

Oh no, is Rekieta going through his own Portugal arc in real time?

 

[Owlbear]

For all of those who think Our Wife is actually parenting the kids, I would assume that in the hypothetical divorce, they will be fighting to get the other one stuck with the kids. I assume Kayla will be stuck with them because she is the woman.

She's as coombrained and drugged out as Nick, and probably started on the drugs and sex first.

 

[PhoBingas]

Nick is April's only path forward. Without Nick and without Aaron, she would end up back on industrial paint line where Aaron supposedly found her.

What's so bad bad about working at a paint factory? Probably pays half decent... Or is this some zoomer reference?

Usually women, mothers at least, have some modicum of shame that they could still hold on to. I know his family, or at least hers, has to be saying something. I'm not Catholic, but I would imagine even the other people at the church would adhere to the biblical principle of Matthew 18:15-17. Maybe not though. Just a mother somehow being a part of this is baffling to me. Really sad.

Lady Rackets sounds like a Xanax zombie. If she's been using/abusing it for a couple years, I doubt she's barely sentient anymore. She could catch her sweater sleeve in a grease fire and just stare dumbfounded as she burned. Bitch already got that 1000 xanny stare.

This dude is so fried, he's spiral-ling like a turd in the toilet. It's tragic, I have nostalgic memories of spending time with my puppy with Rekieta on in the background way back in the Rittenhouse days. It's insane, it's like watching a different person.

With how hard and fast he spiraled I swear he's smoking meth. He looks as rough as a homeless addict living in a tent in Stanley Park.

People. He's on drugs (in addition to the alcohol).

Yeah, but this is the Quartering we're talking about. He strikes me as the kind of guy who got sold oregano in high school and college.

Yeah that's fair. I concede the point.

Rackets probably told his wife April is her from the past and she bought it.

Two theories on Dick's take on this shit show.

Either he finds Nick's benders entertaining and sees Nick as his toy.
Or he gets off on taking your stereotypical traditional Christian households and turning them into circuses. Its like a victory for him.
I mean, I guess it could be both.

Could be either angle for Dax. Maybe Dick is sick of hanging out with Riley and Vito and figures if he can get Lady Rackets and Nick to split, he'll have somebody to drink whiskey and nose beers with.

>mfw it looked like my favorite gamba crack fiend was set in stone to win lolcow of the year only for balldo to do his best to steal the election again

Nigga, I already got 25,000 Rackets votes ready to stuff the fuckin' ballot boxes with. We steal elections up in this bit

Cog/Jobless Johnny uploaded the stream to his old channel

Almost got me! And to think I nearly clicked on a cog video.

Nick actively begged Monty to sue him (and provided ample evidence) because he thought he could grift off of it ala Vic, and is now finding out that he has no defense whatsoever and will have to pay Monty and refrain from calling him a pedo. Hundreds of thousands of dolllars down the drain, and it's not even finished yet, all for nothing.

Yeah, but didn't Vic get effectively nothing beyond some money on GFM for a failed lawsuit? It ain't like he's got work as a VA again.

Ashton is claiming track mark(s)

IMO they look a little big to be track marks, unless they're old tracks Rackets let get infected. Looks like an old, healed cut or something, like he had a scab from a cut there a couple weeks back and it fell off and it's all pink and tender.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

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“Get a hobby” - Joshua Conner Moon

But fr Nick needs to put down the streaming shit for good and at minimum clear up the mess he made for himself and by extension his family. If it’s between that and being mutated into a glob with Dick fucking Masterson and Vito I hope a certain Minnesotan scrolling this thread will choose wisely

it really is the greatest irony for all of racket's talk about null being an autist rackets would be in a far better place right now if he had just taken null's simple and humble advice. I think null understands humans a little more than you think he was able to map out your downfall months before it really kicked in.

could have gotten that hobby and pulled up literally all it would have taken.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I personally would have not gone the immunity route, but rather the damage limiting route. Randazza sorta sprinkled in those arguments, but seemed to abandon them in favor of the immunity ones. I suppose if he goes back to them on trial, he could still win. He'd have to fire Randazza because he is literally sabotaging his case for more money (though the appeals were pretty decent even though he lost)

So you are saying that Rackets is just a fucking mushbrain? Checks out.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Ralph is gonna fucking lose Lolcow of the Year 2024 lmao.

Not surprising. Ralph is boring as fuck.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Not surprising. Ralph is boring as fuck.

He might've had an early lead with the cartel shit and his DSP moment. But it seems like another Ralphamale L as Nick's own DSP moment is far more entertaining.

 

[MeltyTW]

Nick really should have just admitted he was always a degenerate or half-lifed and said he changed his mind instead of trying to gaslight anyone whos ever seen him and expecting all his internet buddies to just go along with an obvious lie. imagine ruining your life and your marriage and your kids lives because you wanted to be fucked up the butt and because josh null didnt read your mind and take your autistic rants as a secret plea to janny it up and gaslight for you. what a faggot what a bitch. i hope montograph is legally allowed to enslave him or throw him into debtor's prison.


this is nicks home, this is where he belongs, in the hole. on his knees for farthings not cocks.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

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>mfw it looked like my favorite gamba crack fiend was set in stone to win lolcow of the year only for balldo to do his best to steal the election again

I think it's hilarious that 3 of the other front runners for Lolcow of the Year had major 'moments' in the last few days only for all of them to get destroyed by a real man having a real sober stream after racking up a massive W in court.

We are watching something historic here. Shaq and Kobe. Prime Michael Jordan. The Tom Brady of getting fucked publicly.

 

[Owlbear]

Not surprising. Ralph is boring as fuck.

Lolcow of the year 2023 came down to the fact that the competition sucked.

BMJ (the only real other option) is fun for about 5 minutes until you realize it's the same story every single time: guy gets money, guy gambles, guy loses it all, and if he was doing well he hurts himself. Ralph seems to even be recovering from lolcowdom. Elliot Thwomp-Jones may be the worst person of the bunch, but barely says anything. Keffals the fart queen was a dud aside from his two weeks of fame.

Rekieta seems to be on track for 2024 now, too, but the year isn't done yet.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

josh null didnt read your mind and take your autistic rants as a secret plea to janny it up and gaslight for you

oh that's the funny part, null DID know what rackets was TRYING to get him to do with those shower texts. Again for all of racket's complaints about null and his alleged autism it must really chap his ass that null saw right through his genius plan to get the thread sweeped

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Lolcow of the year 2023 came down to the fact that the competition sucked.

BMJ (the only real other option) is fun for about 5 minutes until you realize it's the same story every single time: guy gets money, guy gambles, guy loses it all, and if he was doing well he hurts himself. Ralph seems to even be recovering from lolcowdom. Elliot Thwomp-Jones may be the worst person of the bunch, but barely says anything. Keffals the fart queen was a dud aside from his two weeks of fame.

Rekieta seems to be on track for 2024 now, too, but the year isn't done yet.

Patrick is always there, always producing like a fat cow with bitch tits would. He got robbed

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Lolcow of the year 2023 came down to the fact that the competition sucked.

Disagree. Guntlinson was producing prime milk consistently most of the year but he slowed down after paying Quasi. Rackets was "lucky" in that he had a happening right before voting started for 2023 LOTY. Ralph was never really in contention.

There's some coping about Rackets beating the gamba addict this year up the thread. I need to be reminded why Boremanjack is/was a frontrunner for LOTY 2024. What has he done aside from get banned from Kik and lose money? He was only on the ballot last year because he's Null's favorite.

 

[Strix454]

I listened to part of Aaron's (Steel Toe) stream tonight. Reading between the lines, I get the impression that Nick, Kayla and April are all heavy into serious drugs. That Aaron was the only one holding back, the only one asking questions, got identified as a buzzkill by Nick and eventually had to leave the group because he was ruining the "fun". April - presumably having to choose between drugs and Aaron - made her choice for drugs. Not really unexpected when you think about it.

Aaron would ask questions about the drugs Nick was doing and how often he was doing certain drugs. Nick apparently responded with WebMD style lectures about how safe everything was. He confirmed that Nick wasn't doing fentanyl. There was a vague part where he was talking about questioning Nick about taking something maybe two weekends in a row as to if it was dangerous to do that. But I couldn't figure out what he was talking about.

This all seems consistent. The last photo of Kayla looked as if she was in as bad shape as Nick. None of them have any time to do anything because they are all junkies.