DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Or if he thinks it's too nerdy get some contacts. Though let me tell you from experience getting them onto your eyes can be a bit harrowing at first.

This guy will touch his eyeball right after digging in his ear. It's one of the few things he should be able to do.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Had to bring this up. I was to tired last night that I didn't feel like going through it so here it is now.

Summary is that Phil is saying that he realizes he was cringey as fuck and said "risque'' and practically saying he's not tryin to hide anything and it's all there. All said and done.
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If you don't care about this shit, why are you privating your playthroughs and replacing them with synthetic versions editing out all your tasteless racist jokes?
Thanks GoutGout on Twotter for the clips.
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Is he still tryin to hide his past? Is this why he dipped from Mike Clum's documentary because he realized he has stacks and stacks of all types of degeneracy?

This might also explain why the stuff he is reacting to is just the most boring bullshit possible. He literally walked around the burg for 2 hours and made his audience watch him watch himself. Thanks to a certain detractor actually rigging the poll(which is fine if it comes to this but not for him to play Helldivers 2).

I don't want to get into it now, but these react throwback bullshit things are his narcissism at full display overall. Might make a schizo post about it.

He phails to ack ack acknowledge that there are libraries of his shit behavior out there.

If it weren’t obvious before Phillip never touched anything other than dumbbells it is now.

“I know if I had the time I would enjoy working out now”
”It was addicting”
”What do you mean favorite exercise?”
”How the fuck am I supposed to remember the most weight I’ve done”
Nobody who watches DSP lifts but it’s wild to see just how transparently he‘s making this shit up as he goes. No time to work out now, he’s busy watching TV and drinking.

Working out an hour or hour and a half a day is nothing to clean yourself up. He could even go every other day.

To any fitness kiwi here, since even though i exercise i dont have the deep knowledge. Is dsp muscle density supposed to look like that at his age?

As someone that is 63 and only worked out in my 30's, I still have more ass and definition than he does now.

He looks like somebody who "lost weight" by losing all semblance of muscle in his body. Aka skinny fat.

He lost weight by getting AIDS

DSP got legit annoyed (angry?) at the lack of Youtube khantributions just now. Notice the hand and head gesture:

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The entitled "disappointed dad"-look straight into the camera completes this attempt to guilt-trip:

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I don't watch. Does he mean today's check?

 

[Need Help With Tips]

DSP being down 6-0 in a mirror match against Blanka, winning 1 game and immediately quitting out is an excellent way to cap off his "Year of SF6".

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

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Nigga get some fucking glasses for fuck sake

Dont get me fuckin started on that set up. He might as well ditch the TV and get a nice computer monitor and get used to a 3 monitor set up at a fuckin desk so we can do away with this business casual streamer shit he's trying to portray.

 

[00R-Gundam]

So assuming dsp did all that exercise that he claim did or has done. Would his body still look like thag or would there be a semblance of definition?

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

DSP being down 6-0 in a mirror match against Blanka, winning 1 game and immediately quitting out is an excellent way to cap off his "Year of SF6".

I saw that entire set, and it blew my fucking mind. Dumb retard played a 5-5 mirror match with his supposed best character, and got his ass beat harder than George Floyd, and that nigga's dead! He should have dropped out on the 2nd set, but he kept going while he whined like a bitch in heat! And he wasn't even playing ranked! I've never seen anyone do that in all the years I played fighting games!

Then he one set and bowed out like a bitch. I couldn't stop laughing! He's lucky he's not living out in the East Coast anymore! Dude would have gotten clowned for that for the rest of his life!

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Or if he thinks it's too nerdy get some contacts. Though let me tell you from experience getting them onto your eyes can be a bit harrowing at first.

"Guys no lie, I thought I was going to poke my eyes out uh huh huh, right? Like, imagine sticking your finger in your eye on purpose! Uh ah ah ah. it's hard. *snort* *leans in to read chat* yeah that's the thing Denthead43, contacts, did you know, are like little lenses they formulate to your like, vision, correct? But it's like, well, it's not malleable, what's the other word? Flexible! thank you. and what you do is you stick it on your eye and the moisture from the eye keeps it in place. But you have to soak them in a solution at night or when you're not using them *burp* ugh, excuse me. *stares at chat silently* yeah that's right. So anyway, I can't use them because it messes with my back."

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So is all this sf6 playing the day before a new update this fucking sorry polack niggers attempt at recreating the white hawt vyrahl video he had when he deceptively labeled his fallout 4 playthrough for the umpteenth time?

 

[Iron Hamster]

So assuming dsp did all that exercise that he claim did or has done. Would his body still look like thag or would there be a semblance of definition?

It's possible his Polish genetics would still betray him and make no difference.

 

[Very Honest Content]

So assuming dsp did all that exercise that he claim did or has done. Would his body still look like thag or would there be a semblance of definition?

"Don't use it, lose it," applies with muscular fitness.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Or if he thinks it's too nerdy get some contacts. Though let me tell you from experience getting them onto your eyes can be a bit harrowing at first.

Phail would leave his contacts in while sleeping and/or accidentally crush them within a week of getting them.

 

[Yautja]

So assuming dsp did all that exercise that he claim did or has done. Would his body still look like thag or would there be a semblance of definition?

No “real” way to know, there’s so many factors from diet to current activity level etc.

The clearest evidence the claim is false is the inhuman way he talks about lifting. ”Why would I have a favorite exercise, I don‘t know how much I lifted I don’t have an ego like that”

If a person was ever in their life passionate about anything they don’t discuss it this way.

I believe he, like every Schlub, did a couple curls here and there, insecurely used his basement bench and left it at that

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Or if he thinks it's too nerdy get some contacts. Though let me tell you from experience getting them onto your eyes can be a bit harrowing at first.

Phil is required to wear glasses in order to drive, but he's a man, and he doesn't need those pussy things. And contacts require too much work.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Watching WPIG tonight. Phil's sitting 1 hour in the night stream with 0 tips. This game is boring is shit. We're supposed to be field tripping, but there's always the chance of a Scorn situation. He's going full karaoke mode tonight to get tips. It's even worse tonight when he threatened to bad everyone in the afternoon that talked shit about the game.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Does anyone else feel bad for Jade and the rest of the dents during SF6 when DSP whips out the "Durrrr, Doyyyyy durrr duhh durr"

 

[PieceofShet]

The begging is out of control, literally every 5 mins. He also mentions the record low view and support.
He also just said this game is a "one session-style" game.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

@Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink I have never come across a master player who never steps into practice. Not saying they dont exist, but Ive never come across it and I play SF6 a lot. Couldnt reply to you for some reason.

I never said people don't ever step into practice, just that there’s a lot of players who have done the bare minimum like Dave.

We’ve seen it just on Phil’s stream alone, he’s played some masters who can barely do a basic hit confirm, while seeing a non master Ken that could adapt and download his scrub ass. It only takes getting paired to one scrubby master player to get a huge chunk of points to get into master, like we once again recently saw Dave do a week and a half ago

I was just saying I think you definitely underestimate how many players do the absolute minimal amount of practice and how generous the rank grind can be in SF6

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Does anyone else feel bad for Jade and the rest of the dents during SF6 when DSP whips out the "Durrrr, Doyyyyy durrr duhh durr"

I always feel bad for Jayde. Of all the people his shitty Mom chose to stick him in front of the screen of all day, it had to be Phil.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Does anyone else feel bad for Jade and the rest of the dents during SF6 when DSP whips out the "Durrrr, Doyyyyy durrr duhh durr"

No, never. The dents deserve DSP just like he deserves to be trapped in this hell beholden to their whims and spare change.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I knew playing Hellblade wasn't for him. He should stick to shit he's good at, getting salty at his ass whipping in SF.