DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

So does this mean that Phil is actually the number 1 e-beggar playing WWE Champions?
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4th place doesn't even get a shitty trophy.jpg. Must really annoy Phil.

 

[00R-Gundam]

"So if you support tonight's stream, you are supporting all of the hard work and effort that goes into the retro stuff on this channel"

This lazy fuck do not do a single work besides watching his old shit that some of his dents for free:
upscaled, edited (with stolen footage and sneaky removals off Phil past behavior), properly titled, made thumbnails and ordered by upload date.


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Since when pressing a button to start a stream and just sit there and watch yourself play requires effort? Hard work? Nigga fuck off you fat fuck, you dont know what hard work and effort us beyond spending on hogans to try to climb in a jpeg game. The only hard work you ever done in your miserable life is to breathe because if your bitch ass could, you would buy something to breathe for you. Get fucked nigga i hope you die of a stroke while taking a shit and your fat whale of a wife doesnt notice and leaves your carcass there for a day.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I’m excited for the Phone-Beg arc. We’ll get a setup stream, then we’ll get a massive retarded rant on why Apple is evil for not wanting to support 10 year old phones.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

DSP needs an emergency to be really interesting to watch, otherwise it's basically the same thing every week as he slowly circles the drain.

You guys ever get Groundhog day vibes watching DSP's streams? I do. Especially his fighting ones. It's crazy the guy is so content wasting his life. Going nowhere and doing nothing he has zero interest in anything outside of his tiny bubble. One day he's going to wake up 60 having done literally nothing with his life.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

4th place doesn't even get a shitty trophy.jpg. Must really annoy Phil.

Don't worry, he still has his mall trophy.

Since when pressing a button to start a stream and just sit there and watch yourself play requires effort? Hard work? Nigga fuck off you fat fuck, you dont know what hard work and effort us beyond spending on hogans to try to climb in a jpeg game. The only hard work you ever done in your miserable life is to breathe because if your bitch ass could, you would buy something to breathe for you. Get fucked nigga i hope you die of a stroke while taking a shit and your fat whale of a wife doesnt notice and leaves your carcass there for a day.

Remember when Phil said react content was the laziest content you could do? I guess he's fulfilled that.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

You guys ever get Groundhog day vibes watching DSP's streams? I do. Especially his fighting ones. It's crazy the guy is so content wasting his life. Going nowhere and doing nothing he has zero interest in anything outside of his tiny bubble. One day he's going to wake up 60 having done literally nothing with his life.

Yes, but what else is Phil supposed to do. He's ugly, stupid, and mentally fucked. If he didn't win the Youtube lottery, he'd probably be bouncing between shit jobs he gets fired from every year and live in a tiny apartment his entire life like millions of other low value men.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

You guys ever get Groundhog day vibes watching DSP's streams? I do. Especially his fighting ones. It's crazy the guy is so content wasting his life. Going nowhere and doing nothing he has zero interest in anything outside of his tiny bubble. One day he's going to wake up 60 having done literally nothing with his life.

What are you talking about? He just said he got FIVE characters to masters in SF6 and it's a huge accomplishment for him.

Done literally nothing with his life. Pfft.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Yes, but what else is Phil supposed to do. He's ugly, stupid, and mentally fucked. If he didn't win the Youtube lottery, he'd probably be bouncing between shit jobs he gets fired from every year and live in a tiny apartment his entire life like millions of other low value men.

I've always believed that Phil would be perfectly happy living in some shitbox trailer in the middle of nowhere, doing nothing but gacha on his phone, drinking, and watching wrestling, if it meant every cost for the rest of his life was covered. Because the pigroach simply doesn't have any idea of actual, meaningful success.

More realistically, if he loses youtube streaming, he'd be one of the guys who do truck unloading at 3am at Walmart or Target, and that to-this-day unspecified back injury sure as shit wouldn't exist.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

You guys ever get Groundhog day vibes watching DSP's streams? I do. Especially his fighting ones. It's crazy the guy is so content wasting his life. Going nowhere and doing nothing he has zero interest in anything outside of his tiny bubble. One day he's going to wake up 60 having done literally nothing with his life.

The times where he sits there and talks about his fighting game conquests have really sailed its course. I am starting to really not give a single fuck anymore because it's the same loop of bullshit everytime.

It's the same as when he fought Malenia again with his totally-not-cheese-build and he did it so legit. Bro we just watched you run from matches, play on offdays, and rolled the dice hoping you get fuckin' retarded opponents.
Master doesn't matter and it can be grinded out, but not with Phil, all skill babaaaaaay BOOOOOOOOOOOOM BUMPITA BUMPITA OOPSIE POOPSIE BIG GINORMOOUS DAMAGE COMBO BABY.

At this point, whatever man. Feel good about it but it really doesn't mean much, and that has also came from your mouth about internet ranking points, you coping, in denial, fuckin bozo.

 

[Fapcop]

You guys ever get Groundhog day vibes watching DSP's streams? I do. Especially his fighting ones. It's crazy the guy is so content wasting his life. Going nowhere and doing nothing he has zero interest in anything outside of his tiny bubble. One day he's going to wake up 60 having done literally nothing with his life.

DEBUNKED YOU BRAINLESS MORAHN!

ACK! ACK! ACK!

How DUMB! Phil won’t have done “nothing” with his life. He will have uploaded hundreds of thousands of hour long gameplay videos with a few hundred views each!

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

I’m excited for the Phone-Beg arc. We’ll get a setup stream, then we’ll get a massive retarded rant on why Apple is evil for not wanting to support 10 year old phones.

Oh, I'm SO looking forward to that rant...and him going "If I was Tim Cook, I was do this...." Yes, Phil. The guy that has lead Apple to a $2 TRILLION dollar company, you would do something the complete opposite of what he has done to lead Apple to what it is now. I still wonder why Tim hasn't reached out to you and hire you on?

Yes, but what else is Phil supposed to do. He's ugly, stupid, and mentally fucked. If he didn't win the Youtube lottery, he'd probably be bouncing between shit jobs he gets fired from every year and live in a tiny apartment his entire life like millions of other low value men.

Dood! He got low value characters in Street Fighter to Master level! He's so proud of that!

Also, I don't know if you know this, but he once got 4th place at Evo and a 1st place FYE trophy at his local mall on Tekken 3, after beating the brakes off of a 11 year old kid. Oh, that 11 year old girl he threatened to slap? Didn't happen, dood. *Snort*

 

[00R-Gundam]

If the highlight, the pinnacle of my life is "Taking X characters up the high ranks of competitive" i would kill myself. Dsp doesnt have any achievements only fuck ups that are what people will remember him by.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

To be fair to Phil, he still does work out. He does pulls every night.

 

[Yautja]

To be fair to Phil, he still does work out. He does pulls every night.

If it weren’t obvious before Phillip never touched anything other than dumbbells it is now.

“I know if I had the time I would enjoy working out now”
”It was addicting”
”What do you mean favorite exercise?”
”How the fuck am I supposed to remember the most weight I’ve done”
Nobody who watches DSP lifts but it’s wild to see just how transparently he‘s making this shit up as he goes. No time to work out now, he’s busy watching TV and drinking.

 

[00R-Gundam]

To be fair to Phil, he still does work out. He does pulls every night.

To any fitness kiwi here, since even though i exercise i dont have the deep knowledge. Is dsp muscle density supposed to look like that at his age?

 

[johnkimble123]

I’m excited for the Phone-Beg arc. We’ll get a setup stream, then we’ll get a massive retarded rant on why Apple is evil for not wanting to support 10 year old phones.

Imagine how much he will rage when he sees that you don't get a charger brick anymore with new phones

 

[Twrx]

To any fitness kiwi here, since even though i exercise i dont have the deep knowledge. Is dsp muscle density supposed to look like that at his age?

No, God no. He's a flabby man who gets winded standing up.

 

[BlastMonk]

To any fitness kiwi here, since even though i exercise i dont have the deep knowledge. Is dsp muscle density supposed to look like that at his age?

Not a fitness guy, but I wouldn't say that a man in his then 30's should be complaining about how heavy carrying his own grocery bags are and how thats his intense excercise he does weekly. Men who are fit also don't have bigger tits than their very fat wives like Phil does

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil's muscle loss is probably partly due to his stroke or whatever the hell is wrong with him.

 

[Corpun]

This is in honor of DSP's new 4th place position. Feel free to use it for AI shit if you want.

Spoiler: Lyrics

One tip I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
Memberships only work in due time

All I know
Pulls are a valuable thing
Watch them fly by as the account shrinks
Watch Hogans come down to the end of the day
The gin bottle drains my life away

It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the money go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know
I wasted it all just to pull you know

I spent everything and even though I pulled
It all fell apart not even Number 3
What it means to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time I placed 4th at EVO

I tried so pulled and got so far
But in the end I'm not even third place
I had to pull to lose it all
But in the end I'm only at fourth place

One more pull, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
Keep that in mind, this game is rigged
Everyone else whales too hard

Despite all your tips, you stupid fucking dents
I'm broke and need your support
Remembering all the times you tipped me
I'm surprised you haven't given more

Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even member bomb me anymore
Not that you knew, I'm never your friend
But it all comes back to bite me again

You gave everything inside your wallet
It all fell apart when they released a new Hogan
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I pulled so hard

I pulled so hard and got so far
But in the end I got booted from first place
I had to drop to number four
But in the end I need a bigger wallet

I've put my trust in you
Begged as far as I can go
For all this, just another fourth place

I've put my trust in you
And there's nothing that I can do
For all this
There's only one thing you should know

I begged so hard and got so far
But in the end I really need your support
I had to pull and lose it all
But in the end I really need your wallet