KiwiFarms Dating Thread

Pharaoh Fungus II said:
Aw yeah baby (only real women need apply for the Shroomdaddy :smug:)
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Take a trip with this fungus baby.:smug:
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I'm starting to think all of you posting bingo cards have negative rizz. Just like find a conversation starter and run with it.

My goon cave is so massive I got a terminal to archive as many good memories and memes before I die, or before the feds outlaw purchasing server hardware and gfx cards for home use.

Before I was so desperate for love I was going to make an llm gf but I'm certain I can find it here.

I also don't drive, take the bus because its economic, since I budgeted on all other avenues to find gf the plumbing is sussed but it will be fixed soonish when the money flows again.

I got a police scanner so I can hear the voices inside my walls and I'm on my meds again so you won't have to worry about anything sussy.

I live like a neet king in my mothers basement for now but soon I'll venture into jobland to find work to pay for my failed business venture.

Ai bullrush broke me.

If you can find me knock on the driveway window while I'm smoking cigs and hash watching mati and we can go on a date

I have diameter, but no ladyboys or troons I'm done with that gay rapey shit they do to autists

Edit: I know where one of you femcells work I go there for breakfast and overheard you talking about lolcows
 
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Aljam said:
I'm starting to think all of you posting bingo cards have negative rizz. Just like find a conversation starter and run with it.

My goon cave is so massive I got a terminal to archive as many good memories and memes before I die, or before the feds outlaw purchasing server hardware and gfx cards for home use.

Before I was so desperate for love I was going to make an llm gf but I'm certain I can find it here.

I also don't drive, take the bus because its economic, since I budgeted on all other avenues to find gf the plumbing is sussed but it will be fixed soonish when the money flows again.

I got a police scanner so I can hear the voices inside my walls and I'm on my meds again so you won't have to worry about anything sussy.

I live like a neet king in my mothers basement for now but soon I'll venture into jobland to find work to pay for my failed business venture.

Ai bullrush broke me.

If you can find me knock on the driveway window while I'm smoking cigs and hash watching mati and we can go on a date

I have diameter, but no ladyboys or troons I'm done with that gay rapey shit they do to autists

Edit: I know where one of you femcells work I go there for breakfast and overheard you talking about lolcows
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Dude, go outside.
 
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I don't think I have enough requirements for a woman to fill out a bingo card.
 
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Michael Wade said:
You should have said that in the first place lol
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I think most people would assume that me mentioning that I’m 6’4 would imply that I’m a man. Me also saying that I didn’t know how to judge male thighs in response to what my thighs looked like should have made it pretty obvious. I edited my original post just so autistic people like yourself don’t get confused.
 
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