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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
Pat's getting cooked by a former comms director for Illhan Omar and Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison who is saying that re-electing Biden won't fix everything.
this Biden obsession is getting him mocked more than the Pests ever did. Bonus fun:
Yet this SMuhrine got more traction with his Xeet than Patrick did. Just proving that his follower count means nothing because no one other than us and OnA read his posts. You can literally make accounts that only retweet his asinine bullshit and get more reaction out of X users. We've seen it done with accounts who don't do just that.
Posting this again: feel free to take the boards from my backwards fence around 2613 N Oakland Ave (it's a duplex, look it up). I need to demolish it anyway so there's no need to ask. We're downsizing.
These Craigslist Ads are getting out of hand.
I love how they make sure to point out they're downsizing.
Something Pat should think about.
Because he's FAT.
These Craigslist Ads are getting out of hand.
I love how they make sure to point out they're downsizing.
Something Pat should think about.
Because he's FAT.
I am enjoying this silly craigslist shit so fucking much
This ad offering to give away our back fence is fraudulent and was written by the same clinically obsessed criminal cyberstalker responsible for getting our Adirondack chairs stolen last week. The matter has already been turned over to law enforcement as part of a much larger criminal investigation. Do not reply to the fake ad, and do not take our fence.
Actually this is probably good for fats. Riketa will be unconscious or dead by the election, but fats will fucking go absolutely batshit. And it’s always late happenings that pull it through.
Fats will be cucked by some other lolcow out of nowhere, probably Greer being involved in a multistate shootout with US Marshalls.
Also: Buttfucked, fats? Getting pretty homophobic there for a faggot!
Between referring to his half hovel as "OUR LAND" and unsubtly toying with the idea of going full dirlewanger against those unwittingly stealing his precious lawn chairs/bricks/fence I think we will be getting plenny more amusement from the list of craig
Between referring to his half hovel as "OUR LAND" and unsubtly toying with the idea of going full dirlewanger against those unwittingly stealing his precious lawn chairs/bricks/fence I think we will be getting plenny more amusement from the list of craig
I've seen what his arms look like and the way he moves them. He'd better off just using one of those tubes you use in the pool for kids. He'd get just as much strength in his blows. He would be better off just threatening to sit on them, because he's fat.
pat's horrendous "blue man good" bloviating is getting him cooked by all kinds of normies.... in fact, his takes are so shit he's getting mocked INTERNATIONALLY!
let's begin with the tweet itself: pat saying "drumpf fascist, vote harder," quote tweeting some leftist who's blocked him:
plenty to hate here just off the rip-- the libtarded belief that voting is "work," that you have to "grab your helmet" to go do the difficult sweaty work of voting. i guess when you're as rotund as the pigman, going to check a box in a booth is indeed an intense labor.
the tweet he's quoting is boring, just a matryoshka doll of bernie types agreeing that biden sucks and dems are pathetic. but i guess these are the kind of lukewarm perspectives the algorithm would be serving pat
pat's condescending, ahistorical take ("ah, that's the thing") has many, many quote tweets, far too many to cite here, but all are disapproving/mocking:
that's just a tiny sampling of the countless quote tweets cooking him. the ONE exception, the ONE person who agrees, is a zero-engagement bot with the worst combo of flags
in fact, pat's so stupid and wrong, that he's getting mocked all over the world!!
in soviet russia:
in sunny greece:
in stinky turkey:
and this poster is apparently in the canary islands (?):
so we see that pat being an obese, risible retard unites not only america's fractured democracy, but the entire world! as the sun sets on our troubled planet, people from all countries and continents are united in despising one fat, failed milwaukee douchebag.
My fellow Patposters, I have a friend who is on the cusp of becoming one of us. This friend is especially autistic about military history and technology. I've already sent him the paint balloon tweet, so he's primed for more General Fatton, but I'm having trouble coming up with more classics where Rick shows his ass talking about a military matter. Does anyone have any good screencaps for this?
