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:story: "The best thing we can do for [PhilosophyTube] is to watch shows and send messages thanking people for the representation..."

So Thorne doesn't have enough talent on his own two legs to stand on his own, he has to have people thank the executives for him "existing" IN a show? :story:

Oliver Thorne/Abigail Thorne/PhilosophyTube/PhilosophyMoobs is a skinwalker and contrapoints will not have sex with them again.
 
Can we just take a moment which was lost in the is Kevin Certified Retarded research, to appreciate how deftly he ruined this joke?
The best part is this isn't the first time he's ruined a joke by explaining it. I'm pretty sure I've made fun of him for this at least twice.

See, it's funny because this implies a pattern of Kevin doing it rather than a single mistake which creates in your mind an image of him constantly displaying his impressive sense of humor like this to others. Which itself is very comedic.
 
Kevin has become self-aware.
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UK Cass Review.
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Medical talk.
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Art.
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Pile of crap.
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Disney World.
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Paper Mario.
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Transrat.
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Cinemark Fort Collins, if anyone cares.
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The design.
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Reposts and other stuff.
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Kevin has become self-aware.
Beefy update here, good job as usual.

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Kevin's Hitler Booger Mustache is incredibly important to how he sees himself, aka his gender expression. :story:

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I can't stop laughing at how spoiled tbis sounds. Trans wants come first, everything else second. No wonder why he graviated to the movement. :story:

I also love that a trans person can say "My dating life is awful, my friend group tears itself apart, I'm at a stalemate in my career if I even have one, I hate going outside and I'm anxious everyone still sees me as a freak even after surgery BUT I'M HAPPY GUYS," and according to trans people, that's a win.
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Two non-parents sperg about parenting. The parents are worried that the conversation ENDS at them being transphobic, that they cannot help their child further if they are declared such, but for manchildren it doesn't matter since they never had to help children make difficult medical choices.

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He must be psyched to have the new house instead of the tranch. He really wasn't compatable with the lifestyle and it was dumb of PenPen to drag him into it in the first place.

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:story: Kevin and good taste do not cross over. :story:

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Speaking of bad taste, why does this look like a That Guy with The Glasses production? Ugly design and full of awkward people.

This stood out most about Kevin's troon horror discussion:
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I'm glad they're having a discussion on the movie: it reads more like projection and that's enjoyable for our thread armchair psychology. This thread seems more like them having a painful time realizing they missed opportunities in their younger years and chose not to be an active participant in their life. It's a common problem and a sad one, but they seem to be more fixated on the lack of youth and the lack of fulfilling a fantasy. Jumping into the fantasy in particular is what they want, like someone mourning they could have been the grratest guitar player in a kickass rockband of all time and get so many chicks and so much money, rather than more down to earth regrets. "I wish I took those years more seriously, I wish I participated in my life choices more, I wish I took more risk," are more healthy regrets to have, and realizing that 10-20 years wasn't a throwaway if you still valued your time spent doing things like being with friends and accomplishing small things. This does not strike either of these guys.

I read the summary on wikipedia. At one point it says that the main character starts a family, but it is OFFSCREEN and never seen. I think this is one hell of a red flag: considering another human being you chose to share your life with and the humans you chose to bring life to on this earth as a footnote to your life is fucking ice cold. The desire to constantly live in a young person's television show and molt what keeps you anchored, not even having goals in hobbies or careers, is startling. No wonder MovieBlob liked it so much, it's manchild incarnate.

I'd like to thank all manchildren out there for disregarding relationships started with love and family, it's a wonderfully MALE take.

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I'd say it is more sad because the adult had time to make choices to be happier, even if it was just moving to a new city and finding a job that doesn't make them want to kill themselves. Being true to yourself is important and everyone wishes to escape responsibilities from time to time, but being so stuck on regret and a fantasy is tragic.
 
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As it's Kevin's birthday today (he's 37), here's a second helping.
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"Pork faggots."
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He's a jackalope in some comic.
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Some props on the movie tagline.
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(Pretty sure Didi there is a dude.)
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Weird kids in school.
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More TV Glow stuff.
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"Cis" people don't always get what they want, you stupid child. Holy shit.

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What a bunch of narcissistic scumbags. Fuck troons. Nothing comes second to troon bullshit because it is at the absolute rock bottom of the list of shit that absolutely doesn't matter.
 
Has Kevin looked in the mirror recently?

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I wrote an entire essay on why Kevin is the base state of miserable but the summary is he never wants to do anything, he wants everyone else to take care of things and do things for him. So he dropped out of life, let his new religion of troonism drive him everywhere, and now does nothing except wait for dates and others to do things for him. And copious amounts of weed and buys too many toys. He better pray that he dies before Penny, because once Penny is too frail he's going to have to be responsible for himself again and he might just have to kill himself to avoid all the anxiety that brings he avoided for so long.
 
It's almost like these people don't realize that Communism is enforced social conformity with priorities and beliefs that the majority didn't choose and don't want.

You want to be a part-time dance instructor and slam poet?

Fuck you, you're making TV antennas because whatever septuagenarian who controls production gets some fuzzy-ass reception on Wheel of Fortune and he's mad about it.

The current American social order offers non-conformists a lot more freedom than hardline Communism does.
 
"They're just, gender for me."

Remember when Kevin actually used gender in a way that had some kind of content? He's long since blown past "woman" to "euphoria" to just describing whatever it is he does.

BUT MOM I WANT TO JUMP OFF THE BRIDGE LIKE ALL MY FRIENDS, STOP BEING UNSUPPORTIVE!!!

GOD DAD COULDN'T YOU BE SUPPORTIVE AND BRING ME THE BLEACH TO MIX WITH THIS AMMONIA!
 
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Another quick one. Duality.
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Hey society at large, catch the fuck up.
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Remind me, what does Kevin want done to his perceived enemies?
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"Uniquely fucked up" tastes in porn stories. HDG is the Human Domestication Guide.
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"There's effective 7 of us in here," says a pal. Oops, sorry, pals.
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In response to "Chelsea Bridge" talking about HRT making him a "sobbing wreck."
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Kevin did an interview. Won't air until next year, unfortunately.
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@S.C.U.D. and @AfghanBlue found a short video of Kevin on the Tranch thread, featuring Kev's weird body and big girl voice. He's the guy expounding on alpaca husbandry. Reposting here for visibilty.

A lesson in lesbianism.
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Kevin encourages fellow lolcow Brian Visaggio in making the same terrible mistake he did.
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Treats.
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Manchildren.
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Cat & bedroom.
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Full image.
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Alt text.
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Dogs.
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Perverts.
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Polish.
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Another post on crying.
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Long update on voice training.
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Oh yeah, let me know if these posts include too much boring stuff and I can be more discriminating.
 
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